Garrett was certain he was in love with Anders – from his scruffy beard and scruffier pauldrons to that crooked smile he used only when he was saying something meant to make Garrett feel like the center of Anders' universe and fantasies.
And the things Anders did in the bedroom? The electricity thing that Isabela had hinted at was only the tip of the wonderful, beautiful, slightly perverse iceberg.
There was only one thing – other than the insignificant matters of his lover being an abomination in hiding from the Gray Wardens – that troubled him about falling into a relationship with Anders, and it had to do with the bedroom things.
Sadly, since his first night with Anders, he could not help the horrible thought that occasionally wandered through his head that his mother had also fallen in love with an apostate mage.
He cursed Anders for making him think about his parents' love life in that degree of detail.