dear papi,

mm true, but i wish they could have ended with far less blood shed on
everyone's hands. Poor Mrludwig i dont think he ever knew what went on, and i
dont think hitler killed himself you know?

thats true, noting can ever be solved quickly and easily can it?

Mmmm not mean, just a conceraned parent...what ever's in this drinks maken' me
sleepy...whats russien water papai? tastes good with orange juiiceee...

love,

Savan...


Savannah,

I don't think that could've ever happened. No one likes seeing bloodshed; sometimes it just can't be avoided. I'm sure Germany full well knew what was going on—scratch that, I know he did. Let's not talk about Hitler…all right? That's a topic that needs to be avoided to keep from offending people.

Exactly.

…VODKA? YOU HAVE VODKA? HOLY SHIT! RUSSIAN WATER IS VODKA! God dammit!

Savannah! I'm going to roll out of bed and come get you right now! Savannah? Savannah! Aw, crap!


Bahaha! Ohmai, that was unexpected but funny! And no, I don't think that even Russia would approve of an eight year old girl drinking…though Jamaica would.