To my idiotic (scratched out: stó-) sibling.

I would have so much other more important things to do, but no, I have to
write to you first. Because I know I would never hear the end of it from you
if I stopped. I do /not/ enjoy this. Truthfully speaking, I regret ever
writing to you. 'Cause you're an idiot.

Send my congratulations to Danmörk. Serves you right.

Eiríkur

P.S. No.

P.P.S. Forget it, I can get rid of him myself with the kung-fu Hong Kong
taught to me. Delete the pictures and maybe I won't unleash Eyjafjallajökull
on you.

(AN: Forgive me for Iceland, he probably got up on the wrong side of the bed!
xD Also, I won't stop, I never thought writing Ice would be this much fun! /I/
certainly enjoy this! xD Ah, I don't really watch sports but I study Norwegian
by myself. And I know a few words of Icelandic. And I beg your pardon for long
AN as well; I'm actually Finnish! xP Vi ses!)


Kjære lillebror Island.

I know you love me. Don't deny it.

-Storebror Norge.

P.S: Yes.

P.P.S:That won't hurt me, and you know it.

(a/n: Your Iceland is awesome. So don't worry about it. And your Norwegian is awesome too. ;D Have to admit the only word I know in Finnish is "perkele", 'cause it's so funny. xD If you see this, you might understand why: " http : / / www. Youtube .com /watch?v=AkJf0md1kG8 " Perkele is mentioned somewhere in there. :3 Snakkes.)