Found scrawled on walls throughout Kirkwall:
For the best penetration in Kirkwall, see Isabela at the Hanged Man
Drawn under that surprisingly literate line is a stick figure of a man with one dagger in his eye and another in his crotch.
Mages do it magically.
Revolution now! Beside which is scrawled SOD YOUR REVOLUTION
Found twenty feet up the outer wall of the Gallows in four foot tall letters: Meredith is frigid, but Orsino's got a fire spell for that
Carved into the privy wall in the Hanged Man:
I fell for a dwarf storyteller
A charming and erudite feller
Just because he ain't tall
Don't think that he's small
He plumbed me so deep he found my root cellar
Under that: You swore you'd never tell Isabela