Letters to Norway

by Lukas Bondevik

These letter things seems like so much fun, I'm joining in as well. Knock yourselves out! Thoughts, questions, problems, feelings, pairings, really just anything, humans as well as nations, Norway will reply to it all. Rated T to be safe

32. Luxemburg 1

Norway,

Please don't declare war on me or anything, but I called you 'strange' and
compared you to England in the letters to Mr. Kuma and Tony because of your
troll friends.

No, I really did. I was talking about England and the fairies and that made me
think of you with fairies and troll friends.

Ja...

Animegurf13... Wow... Nizza Antwort Norwegen. Denmark is just going to scar
the poor soul's mind. He's almost (I said 'ALMOST') as perverted as France.

Anyway, how are you? Has Island called you 'older brother' again?

Signed:

The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg

'Nizza Antwort Norwegen' is German for 'Nice answer Norway.'

And 'Island' you know is 'Iceland'.

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Hei Stor-hertugdømmet Luxemburg.

I don't usually declare war on others anymore. I have too few people, and I have the Nobel's peace price's image to retain as well. My trolls are not weird. Tony definitely is.

Thank you.

No he hasn't yet. But he will. One day.

Mvh Norge.

(a/n: I am sure you all got it, but "stor-hertugdømme" means "grand duchy". And hopefully you all remember "mvh" literally translates to "with friendly greetings/regards")