Noregur.

Go screw with Danmörk or something, and leave me alone.

-Iceland

P.S. Never.

P.P.S. Then you probably won't mind either when I dispose all your coffee into the sea between us.

(AN: Ah, thank you! xD My Ice also seems to be extremely tsundere (well, we
know where he has gotten that from! xD)... He's also so ** right now that we can probably wait a temper tantrum by next week... You read MoJ? I noticed new hits from Norway. As for that word (I refuse to write it), I can just say, don't use it lightly, it's the strongest curse word we have.)


Kjære Island.

I will come visit you again next week, seeing as you wish to see me so badly, lillebror.

-Storebror Norge.

P.S: Do it.

P.P.S: When you put it like that, I will hasten my visit.

(a/n: MoJ? What's that?

What, seriously? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to write it so casually if it's that bad. I just automatically assumed it was the same as our "faen", which is supposed to be our 'worst' curse word, but few have any qualms about using it.)