Sehr geehrte Norwegen,
I'm fine, danke. Und du?
My neighbors... Annoying. Netherlands is okay because he's always quiet but
still...
And Denmark? How is he?
Signed:
Das Großherzogtum Luxemburg
Stor-hertugdømmet Luxemburg.
I'm fine. And you're very polite.
He is (using his words) "ticked off" with me, trying to kill Sweden, and scaring Sealand and Finland. But I doubt Sweden will have any trouble throwing him out.
Norge.
(a/n: To all you non-germans, as there was no translations attached to the grand duchy's letter, "sehr geehrte" would literally translate to "highly esteemed/honoured", (or "høyt ærede" in Norwegian) according to my very limited knowledge of the German language. –Very limited being the keyword, so I might be way off base. But hopefully not.)