Hola Abuelo!
Okay, I'll keep that in mind.
Oh! heart to hearts! It's not gonna be like America's stupid talk shows,
right?
Meh, Colombia lies sometimes. I'm just a spectator.
...Eh, Abuelo... Did you just go conquistador?
Oh, so emo clouds aren't natural. Okay...Then maybe I should keep her away
from the Spanish soap operas...si? They're kind of depressing...
Okay, We'll be waiting.
Te Amo Abuelo~
Managua
Managua,
Good :)
American talk shows are just dumb. They always go like this:
Depressed lady: MY HUSBAND LEFT ME!
Dr. Dumbass: I see, do you know why?
Depressed Lady: I got pregnant and I don't know who the father is!
Audience: LE GASP!
Dr. Dumbass: I see…DNA TEST!
-insert dramatic music here—
Father: is it mine?
Dr. Dumbass: NO! It's that sadly stereotypical black guy over there!
Lady: OH NO!
Father: -in random Italian accent resembling Romano—I HATE-A YOU SO MUCH!
The end.
…That was really random. Ah being a spectator is no fun. Join the fray!
…uhm, no. You didn't hear …er read…that…
Yeah, Spanish soap operas are depressing. American ones are just cheesy and repetitive.
Hope to see you within the next few hours,
Abuelo España
If I get Antonio sued by Dr. Phil, I apologize…