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**Okay so you guys are so awesome that I decided to include this little outtake. This incident is referred to near the end of Chapter 21, so you must read that first.

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Outtake for Virgins & Villains

The He-Man Incident

Let's see. It was my fifth birthday. Mom and Dad had allowed me to invite four friends from my preschool class to my house for a birthday party and sleepover. My first ever. The next day, Mom would take us all to school.

Unfortunately, no one factored Emmett into the plans. Even though it was only September, Emmett was already planning his costume for Halloween. For reasons known only to God and himself, Emmett had chosen to be He-Man. He'd even gotten one of his friends to loan him his Mom's blonde wig, to achieve the proper look.

My friends and I had our little party, ate junk food, and watched Beauty and the Beast. By nine o'clock we were all fast asleep in the living room, lined up in our little sleeping bags.

Emmett decided to see if he could physically tolerate the cool evening temperatures in his underwear. This was essential to his plan of trick-or-treating dressed as He-Man.

He snuck outside, and being the jackass that he is, let the door lock behind him. He claims that he debated what to do for several minutes before deciding to sneak through a window.

The only window he was able to coax open was in the dining room. He made so much noise lumbering through it that he woke and proceeded to completely freak out five little girls.

Once inside, he tried to make a dash for the stairs in order to be upstairs before waking our parents.

All that my friends and I saw coming toward us was a freakishly large boy in a blonde wig and underwear brandishing a weapon. (It was only a plastic sword, but how were we supposed to know that).

We screamed as one voice, we screamed as if the world was ending, we screamed until two of us peed our sleeping bags.

My friend McKenzie locked herself in the bathroom and wouldn't come out until her parents arrived. I was told that for years after that, Lucy Miller went into hysterics every time a He-Man cartoon came on television, and eventually needed therapy.

Luckily, my Dad's position as favorite policeman of Forks worked in our favor, and he was able to soothe several irate Moms and Dads, while explaining the retarded actions of his oldest child.

Due to what will forever be referred to as 'The He-Man Incident', I can trace the beginning of my life as a social pariah to September 13, 1992.

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A/N Hope you enjoyed that. I felt we all needed a little more Emmett today. Anything to make it through a Tuesday…they suck.

Next Tuesday is my birthday…that will suck more. Suffice it to say that I'm not in my twenties any more. *cough, cough*.

side note-Beauty and The Beast wasn't released on VHS until Nov 1992, but for the sake of my story, I'm pretending that Charlie confiscated a bootleg copy from a perp and gave it to his little girl...because he's friggin awesome.

The next chapter will take a little time to finish….but I will work faster if I get…oh let's say, idk would 260 reviews be greedy?

Cheers.