Oh hey Norge...this is really awkward... I...ummmm...would like
to...apologize for my behavior earlier...I have to agree with you, I am the
oldest and I should start acting like it...oh I have to go apologize to
Sweden, Finland and sealand...Again sorry...I should think before I do
something...I'm a big idiot...

Sincerely

Mathias Køhler

Denmark


Danmark.

About time. You really are an idiot. I thought you'd be able to tell my lies from the truth by now. Clearly I overestimated you. Besides, you know he and Finland are together, so how you even managed to believe me is a mystery. You really are stupid. Hvorfor skulle jeg trenge Sverige uansett, når ... jeg har...-

-Go apologise. Finland was really worked up by your visit. Or else I'll tell pappa Skandinavia to throw something at you from heaven.

Norge.

(a/n: what Norway wrote in Norwegian: "Why would I need Sweden anyway when …I have...-")