Hola Padre.
It's Guatemala. *sigh* Nicaragua sure is depressed right now. *pushes glasses
up face* Poor Managua is all tuckered out. So is Nicaragua. Ay, mi hermanita
was muttering "please don't hate me" in Spanish when I got here. Ay dios mios.
They're alseep at least. And I normally don't talk like this, but when you see
England can you tell him that Guatemala says to "go fuck yourself"? I'm just
upset at him right now. Oh, London probably did get it from England. So, I
guess you have everyone's (except Belize's) permission to beat England to a
pulp. Seriously, who gives an 8 year old Vodka? I'm going to go make some
gallo pinto. You know how much Nicaragua loves her gallo pinto. It will make
her happy.
Mucho Amor Padre,
Guatemala (Rita Hernandez)
Guatemala,
I know your hermana is depressed right now…I was hoping she'd be out of her funk, but whatever. As soon as your Tia and I get Savannah situated I'll be over to check on things there. Make sure they get plenty of rest please…I don't want them getting more sick. Guatemala, you're God sent I hope you know. I feel awful, I'm their Papi yet I can't do anything…damn. Tell Nicaragua when she wakes up that I don't hate her…she knows I don't but still.
Of course I'll leave England with your hate message. I'll tell him before I maim him into the next left…both for giving Savannah vodka and my beautiful Armada…Revenge is sweet, ¿No?
Yum, I love your gallo pinto. Save enough for me, por favor!
Te amo, mucho amor,
Papi
Conquistador Spain's making more frequent appearances…this worries me.