Throw something at me? Oh Norway I'm up there! How can you possibly do that? Unless you have a strong arm, or good aim!
And the reason I cook is because we still have house duties in heaven (heaven for countries is like a big white house we live in) and Rome is in charge with bathroom duty! I laughed so much! Dear Odin I hate that guy!
And Iceland won't call you your respectful title? Oh, I know how you feel! I created Germania and kieven rus they were my younger siblings but they never acknowledged me as there older brother! And Finland is planning Christmas? Oh ya I forgot you guys are "Christian" now! Great! ...Denmark is annoying? Oh I loved Denmark! But he would get in a lot of trouble! Sweden being Sweden? I hope that's a good thing! Honestly he was such an odd child! You boys all were but then again I was an odd man myself!
I have to go now!
PS did you tell everyone I say hi!
PPS I can see everything from heaven!...AND I MEAN EVERYTHING! So don't go off doing something stupid! Because I am always watching! I'm warning you and tell your brothers that too! ...especially Denmark!
With love,
Scaninavia
(to author: Scandinavia did in fact create kieven rus (that's the mother of
Russia, Belarus and Ukraine) and Germania the Scandinavians moved to different place and settled there too)
Pappa.
I have trolls and other mythical beings, dad. Unless you forgot. Asking Odin to throw his hammer at your head would work too. Did you check on Valhal after dying?
Rome would probably be a better cook than you.
Dad, I am the fourth least religious nation in the world.
Love, Lukas.
P.S: No I haven't.
P.P.S: Even if you can see, there is nothing you can stop us from doing. Remember our teenager years?
(a/n: Valhal in English is Valhalla. "Viking warrior heaven" more or less, from Norse mythology ;p Also, just look it up on Google, and you'll see that Norway, Denmark and Sweden are of the least religious countries in the world. Why we still have a state church in Norway is really beyond me. xD )