Hej Norge,

So I apologized to Sweden, Finland and sealand

They accepted It but before I did, Sweden thought I came back to scare his
"wife" and kid and nearly threw me out of the window...it was unpleasant...

And old man Scandinavia is writing to you? Haha! Isn't he dead! Man he was a
good dad!

PS he threw a pile of fish at me

With love

Mathias Køhler

Denmark

PPS When you have who...Norge ;)


Danmark.

You would have deserved it. What else did you expect?

He is. Very. But there is a Valhal for dead nations.

Norge.

P.S: I am sure he had a lot of fun doing it.

P.P.S: Jeg har- … You're an idiot. Crawl under a rock and die.

(a/n, oh Norway, oh Norway. :3

Translation: "Jeg har-" = "I have-" )