Hey Spain!
Look man,I know you're upset about the economy and everything but as the
hero,I'm trying to fix it! Really! It's just that,well,I don't have much
control over it,just like you! These things take time,so get off my back about
it.
And why the hell is your former colony so mean? His capital's nice! D:
I seriously doubt Arthur did that. He only intoxicates his kids if he's drunk
himself! xD And he's been sober for a while now.
Dude, just seriously,calm down.
the hero,
Alfred F. Jones
Alfred,
Hell yes I'm upset about the damn economy! You really fucked up this time, you burger loving asshole! Talk to those bastards on Wall Street, do something other than sit on your lazy ass! I'm getting a little fed up with being sick.
No. I will not "get off your back" about it until it's fucking fixed! Do you understand me?
All my former colonies just sorta hate you, plus supposedly, you forgot about the Philippines. How could you forget about a former colony, you idiot?
Arthur puede ir morir por lo que me importa. Todavía guardo rencor muy desagradable en su contra por la destrucción de mi Armada, ahora, arreglar mi economía de mierda, que culo gordo!
You should be able to understand Spanish, and if you can't, you're dumber than I originally thought..
Dios mios…
I hate you so much right now,
Antonio
P.S. FIX IT!
And so, Antonio was finally able to go off on America.
Translation: "Arthur can go die for all I care. I still hold a very nasty grudge against him for the destruction of my Armada, now, fix my fucking economy, you fat ass!"