Disclaimer: Because Rick Riordan choose the penname: Governor's Pirate Girl. (Not really. I'm not RR)

AN: I am soooooooooooooooooo sorry! I'm a slow updater. As your very own gift, I shall try to update faster.

Nico POV:

Sure. I have to shadow-travel to camp, and then I have to shadow-travel back. With my sister. I decided to treat it like a military op.

1: Travel to Camp.

2: Nap

3: Eat

4: Bring Sophia back to the Underworld

5: Nap again

6: Eat. Wait, don't eat. Whatever I do, I should not eat!

I have a feeling this will end badly. Nah, probably not. Well, maybe. Okay 50/50. 60/40? Yeah, this will end badly. All this time, I have been standing in the middle of the throne room, looking like an idiot, no doubt. Whatever. As if I'm not already the Idiot of The Underworld.

"Bye." I said, waving everyone away.

"Wait!" Persephone yelled. I turned around, waiting for her to say goodbye, wishing me good luck. Telling me to hurry back. Acting like a loving mother.

"Bring me back some money." How kind.

"No." I said, realized what I just said, and sprinted into the shadows.

The last thing I saw was everyone mad at me. I had enough time to laugh, travel, and land in camp.

"Nico? Back so soon? Great. I need somebody to use for learning to do a French Manicure!"

It was my sister. Figures.

"Um, Sophia, Dad and *ahem* "mom" need you home." I waited for a response, figuring this will be funny.

"Sure." Sophia said casually, shrugging.

"Yeah, I know-wait, what?" How can she be so calm? Doesn't she understand that Hades, ancient Greek god of the dead, just asked her to come to the Underworld?

"Okay, Sophia. Now to get to the Underworld, you have to shadow-travel. I bet you aren't as experienced as me, so I'll have to hold onto you." I put extra emphasis on "experienced" just to show her I was better and older.

"Yeah, yeah, I've done it all before." Sophia rolled her eyes at me. As if she's the mature one! Her! Well, I'm mature and she isn't. I stuck my tongue out at her.

"Hey, princess, just shadow-travel me. I've got things to do and people to see."

"Yeah, whatever." I grabbed her hand, took her to the shadows, and summoned all my strength. And 'poof' Home (semi)Sweet Home.

"Awwwwwwwwww" Everyone cooed at Sophia.

"I'm gonna take a nap." I muttered. I walked out.

"Whatever, Nikka." Persephone yelled back to me.

"Nico!" I yelled back. Well, sorta rasped. That travel took a lot out of me.

G'sPG: Ta-Daaaaa! Good, bad, strange, funny? Tell me in the comments!

Nico: It's over! Oh, finally! Halleluiah! Amen!

Sophia: Well I loved it.

G'sPG: Awwwwwwwwww!

Nico: *facepalm*