Hello son! How are you? I hope you are happy!
AND ROME A BETTER COOK THAN ME! HEL NO! I thought you loved my cooking? And most of Romes dishes are gross! Well I think so...
And the fourth least religious country? Well back in my day we believed in God so much! Seems like it's changed!
And don't remind me of your teenage years! Thinking about it just makes my head hurt!
Well bye!
With love,
Papa Scandinavia
PS tell Denmark to stop drinking so much! He embarrasses me!
Pappa.
My county council voting just finished. So I'm a little unstable. But my democracy is working well.
As a barn I didn't have much choice but to eat your food. You should know I said I liked it so you would give me dessert.
Things change. Danmark and Sverige are even less religious than me.
Good.
Love, Norge.
P.S: It would be the same as telling me to stop eat fish. Danmarks beer is cheap too.
(a/n: Norway is very fond of his father, though for some reason, unlike with Iceland, he isn't able to show it as well all the time. xD Iceland really is a remarkable exception. Also, I have been mentioning the "county coucil" and "municipality" lately. That's because of Norway's democracy. It works like this:
True to democracy, we have different parties and all that jazz. Every fouth year there is a vote for who is allowed to "rule" and stay in the parliament.
And every fourth year there is a vote for which parties are to "rule" each single county and municipality.
So there is a parliament-voting-thingy, then two years, then the county and muni. stuff, two years, and the parliament-voting again. ;p -I'm bad at describing, I know. xD If any Norwegians out there are better at this than me, then please tell me how you would have explained it and I'll change this.)