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Nico POV:

Oh, ha ha, very funny Sophia. That certainly made me feel better. I thought bitterly. She thinks she's all perfect, huh? Well, what if she tripped? And then fell face-first in the Aphrodite cabin's personal makeup stash. Who's laughing NOW, Sophia? Oh yeah, I am. HA and HA!

"Snap out of it Nicole!" A bucket of cold water doused me. That got me angry.

"Okay, first, it's NICO not NICOLE. Second, why the heck did you do that?" Grr. She makes me so mad.

"Well, I dumped water on you because you were all zoned out." Sophia explained, as if even an idiot could answer my question.

"Zoned out?"

"Yeah. You were staring off into space and then you started chuckling. And then you muttered, 'Like your makeup, Sophia?' and I got really creeped out."

I kind of stared at Sophia after that. "Where did you get the bucket of water?" I was afraid to ask.

"Oh, over there." Sophia pointed over her shoulder and walked off.

I looked at the bucket. It read, 'Dirty Dishwater' I scowled. I was halfway to Sophia's room, ready to feed her to Mrs. O'Leary when I stopped myself. Why do that Nico, when you can get revenge? After all, revenge is a dish best served with a side of fries. Wow. My mind is really messed up. But, I like where this is going…

The Next Day;

I smiled at my rig. It really was something to behold. My plan was working out perfectly. Let me recap;

In the dead of night, I shadow-traveled over to camp. (This wasn't hard) I snuck into the Aphrodite cabin and pretty much shoved everything pink into a large bag. Even though I was exhausted, I shadow-traveled back home and took a much-needed nap. Later that night, I tied a string taut in Sophia's doorway. I set a camera in view of her door, and then set up my rig. When little princess wonderful trips on the string, the string will pull on a bag over her, which will open all over her, and viola, instant "makeover".

Now it's 9:00 am sharp. I carefully walked over the string into Sophia's room. I shook her awake.

"Sophiiiaaaa," I whispered. "Wake uuuppp." I could hardly keep the glee out of my voice.

"Wha-what?" Sophia muttered. "Oh, yeah. I'm up. Let's go get breakfast. I can't wait for more cereal."

I stayed behind while she walked to the door. I grinned a little too widely. Sophia approached the door and turned to look at me.

"Freak" She muttered. She walked to the door…and just missed the string. Wait what? I ran up to her, but sprang my own trap. Pink glittery stuff fell all over me. Sophia started laughing so hard, tears rolled down her cheeks.

I wiped makeup off my face. "Yes, very funny. I just want to know, why me? How could you possibly miss the string?"

"Nico, Nico, Nico." Sophia shook her head sadly. I'm not an idiot. Did you check to make sure I was asleep before you got to work?"

Crap. She always seems to get the better of me.

"Yeah, well, I'll be happy when I'm at camp." I muttered, glaring at her.

"That's a first." Sophia said, and then skipped off to breakfast.

Breakfast was as normal as usual. I showed up late, since I had to shower again. When I showed up, Persephone glared at me.

"What?"

"Why are you late?"

"Oh, I know." Sophia put in. "Nico was uh, experimenting with makeup."

"Huh?" Persephone looked genuinely confused.

"Pink Poison spilled all over me." I explained.

"Yeah. Well Lord Hades wanted me to tell you that you have to go to camp at 11:00 this morning. There is some sort of 'Head Camper's Meeting' about a monster or something." Persephone said.

"Well thanks for telling me at five till eleven." I grumbled.

"Uhg. Just go." She said.

"Gladly." I muttered. Then I stepped in the shadows and willed myself to go to Camp Half Blood.

When I got there, I met utter, pink, chaos.

AN: Yay! This is my longest yet! Well, read and review!

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