A/N- Hey guys, before you read this chapter it would be a good idea to YouTube the performances of,"A bushel and a Peck" from Guys and Dolls, and "Lady Marmalade" from Moulin Rogue. I hope you like this chapter!
Rory and the glee guys, minus Skylar, sat in the dark auditorium. It was the Tuesday after the glee club Friday night out. Yesterday, instead of having a full day of dance rehearsal like Rory had initially announced, The young glee club director had come in bursting with ideas for sectionals. He had handed sheet music out to all the girls in glee before sending them to the auditorium to come up with a routine and costumes. Now the girls were getting ready to perform their number. A spotlight shone down on the stage as Skykar, dressed in a suit, stepped into the bright light. He held a microphone in his hands.
"And now, the hot box proudly presents Miss Adelaide and her Hot box girls" Skylar announced before stepping off the stage.
Music started and Ally, Vanessa, Karlia, Perrie, Jade, and Elena ran out on stage. They were dressed as "sexy farm girls". They were performing "A bushel and a Peck" from a Guys and Dolls. Rory knew the judges at sectionals loved broadway numbers as much as they loved sex appeal on the stage. The fact that they had an Adelaide just like in the musical made the number perfect for the girls. Sure it was a little risqué, but the glee club had done a lot worse during his time.
The girls danced around to a routine choreographed by Vanessa. The girls did moves emulated by those you would see at a peep show. Rory rolled his eyes as he noticed just how much the glee boys were enjoying this number. The part where Miss Adelaide enters came, and Adelaide entered also dressed in an outfit similar to the other girls. Adelaide acted innocent, just like her character was supposed to. She opened her mouth and started singing as the other girls sang along with the chorus parts.
Adelaide-
I love you, a bushel and a peck!
A bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck!
A hug around the neck, and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap, and I'm talkin' in my sleep.
About you.
About you!
About you!
My heart is leapin'!
I'm having trouble sleepin'!
'Cause I love you, a bushel and a peck
You bet your pretty neck I do!
Doodle, oodle, oodle.
Doodle, oodle, oodle.
Doodle oodle oodle oo.
During the next lines Miss Adelaide was supposed to grow out of the innocent act she had been portraying and start acting more sexy. Adelaide attempted to do the same. The key word was 'attempted'.She started making what Rory assumed was supposed to be a "come hither face." Her facials were so bad they were funny. Apparently he wasn't The only one who thought so. Robbie and Jacob started sniggering. Parker followed giggling in an almost girlish manner. Connor tried to hold in his laughter as long as possible before he to started laughing hysterically. It wasn't just the audience. The girls on stage started laughing too effectively ruining the performance.
Adelaide-
I love you, a bushel and a peck
A bushel and a peck, go and beats me all to heck!
Beats me all to heck how I'll ever tend the farm
Ever tend the farm when I want to keep my
Arms - about you -
"Stop!" Rory yelled trying not to giggle himself, as Elena literally feel to the ground from laughing so hard. The music stopped as Adelaide looked around at everyone laughing. Vanessa was the first to recover from her laughter,
"What the hell were you doing? What were those facials" She asked trying to emulate them on her own face sending off another round of giggles.
"They were my sexy faces!" Adelaide shot back.
"They were terrible!" Elena giggled. "On what planet could those faces be considered sexy?"
"Why don't you guys take a few more days to practice your routine. Work on the dance moves some more. Focus on really harmonizing, and getting into character. Practice your facials." Rory said trying to calm his students and pacify an embarrassed Adelaide.
*GLEE*
In the dressing room the girls were changing out of their costumes into their street clothes.
"Seriously those can't have been your sexy facials. " Ally said wiping off makeup.
"Can't we just drop it?" Adelaide asked embarrassed.
"Come on, everyone knows how to act sexy. It's like an instinct" Karlia explained letting her hair out of the low pigtails.
"That's easy for you to say. You practically ooze European sex appeal." Adelaide tried to defend herself.
"Not everyone is a sexual being. Some people just weren't born sexy. After all, the world needs somebody to be the preschool teachers."Elena said earning a round of giggles.
"That's true. It's okay not to be sexy. You're a beautiful girl Adelaide, you don't have to be sexy"Jade tried to help Adelaide out. The younger girl flashed her a grateful smile.
"You're only saying that because you weren't that much better than her." Vanessa said completely changed. She sat on top of the counter."Your could learn how to be sexier as well. You were kind of frigid up there, no offense"
"That gives me an idea! We'll give them sexy lessons. Teach them how to be sexier." Ally suggested.
"Oh fun" Karlia squealed.
"Hold up." Elena said."Some of us have very different definitions of Sexy. While yours involves oozing sexuality out of every pore, some of us like to take a more subtle approach to sexy."
"Okay. We'll let our students you prefer that Karlia, Vanessa, Perrie-"
"I'm not helping you" Perrie interrupted Ally as she pulled her blonde hair into a ponytail.
"Yeah, Perrie's on my side." Elena smirked
"I'm not helping you either. I want no part of this." Perrie commented. Perrie didn't want to be a part of this argument. To tell the truth, she really didn't have the energy for it. She still wasn't feeling well. Perrie would be content to just sit back and laugh at the hilarity that was sure to happen during their competition.
"Fine. Would you prefer Karlia, Vanessa, and myself teaching you the art form of all things sexy or Elena-"
Ally was once again interrupted, this time by Elena,"who will teach you to not only be sexy, but to use your sexiness to get everything you ever want in life."
"I choose Ally's team. I already have everything I could already want. Plus I wanna learn how to tie one of those sexy knots in my shirt." Adelaide said referring to the knot Vanessa's shirt was tied in so that you could see her stomach.
"I choose Elena. It would be nice to get more French fries in the cafeteria line. Do you think my newfound sexiness would be able to help with that?" Jade asked Elena.
"I was thinking more along the lines of getting people to do your homework for you, but that's good too" Elena said.
"But I do my own homework."Jade commented.
"Oh boy, this is gonna be tough." Elena said.
*GLEE*
Parker sat in his fifth period French class. He was done with his work, so he was just sitting there. Skylar and Connor were also in this class, so Parker waited for one of them to finish so he would have someone to talk to. Connor stood up, and went up to the teachers desk to turn in his worksheet. He then went back to his seat which was conveniently directly in front of Parker.
"Hey, Connor" Parker whispered trying to get the taller boys attention.
Connor turned around in his seat. "What's up dude?"
"Nothing much. You? How's football?" Parker asked.
"Pretty good. Our first game is Friday. I think we have a good chance of winning."Connor explained proudly. Football was really important to him. It was his ticket out of a crappy life.
"Great man, I'll be there" Parker didn't have practice Friday, so he'd definitely be there.
"How's soccer?" Connor asked
"Same old Same old. It's going good." Parker replied.
"So, how about that performance in glee this morning?" Parker smirked, "I was really fond of the costumes."
"Thanks I helped design them." Skylar came up behind them and sat in the vacant chair next to Parker.
"Hey Skylar" Parker greeted.
"Dont mind me, continue mind ogling the girls" Skylar grinned.
"That's not what we were doing"Connor tried to defend himself.
"Uh,huh" Skylar commented.
"I personally think it should be one of our sectionals numbers. Robbie agrees. It just needs a little polishing." Parker states.
"You mean Adelaide needs to stop making those stupid 'sexy faces'" Skylar said using quotations around the word sexy.
"More or less." Parker agreed.
"They weren't that bad. They were kinda cute." Connor said thinking of the tiny brunette.
"Mmmhmmmm" Skylar said as the bell rang.
*GLEE*
The next morning, Elena watched Jade at her locker. She was talking to Robbie. She found this odd. She didn't think they were friends. Maybe they had started talking after Jade had driven him home Friday night. She watched them with interest until Robbie left to catch up with Jacob who had just walked into the school. Elena decided to approach her now.
"Good morning sunshine." Elena greeted Jade.
"Good morning lunar eclipse" Jade acknowledged Elena.
"Nice one" Elena commented.
"Thanks." she smiled as she got her Math book out of her locker and shut the door."What's up?"
"I'm here to give you sexy lessons, remember?" Elena said.
"Isn't it a little early for that?" Jade asked.
"No way. The mornings one of the best times to be sexy, what with the crazy bed head sex hair and raspy morning voice." Jade rolled her eyes as Elena smirked. "Lesson number one, you can't be sexy if you don't have confidence."
"I have confidence"Jade squeaked.
"No, you have the opposite of confidence. Your practically scared of your own shadow."
"It's called being shy. You can be sexy and shy. I'm pretty sure that's the plot of at least 10 romantic comedies." Jade pointed out.
"Yeah, but the girl only got the guy when she gained some confidence and started walking around like she owned the damn place." Elena countered."No here's what your gonna do. Your gonna walk to your next class with your head held high. Your not gonna look back, you're just gonna stare straight ahead. Don't be afraid to make eye contact."
"Sounds simple enough" Jade tried to sound brave. The thought of actually doing it was terrifying. She usually just walked looking at the ground hoping no one would notice her.
"Then go, before your late." Elena gave Jade a push start. She watched as the girl walked down the hallway, head held high. She was actually doing it. She'd be damned though as about halfway down the hallway some jock threw a slushy in the brainy girls face. Elena couldn't help but be proud though, as Jade just keep her head up and walked on.
*GLEE*
Skylar walked into the choir room and quickly made is his way over to Adelaide who was talking to Connor.
"Adelaide will you be my girlfriend?" he asked. Adelaide looked shocked and Connor tensed up beside her.
"Dude!" Connor whispered harshly at Skylar.
"Relax, Caveman." Skylar said as he turned back to a speechless Adelaide."My parents found out about me being in glee last night. Since I haven't come out to them yet, I panicked and told them I only joined because of my girlfriend.. Now they want my girlfriend to come to dinner , will you Adelaide Marie Braxton do me the honor of becoming my fake girlfriend?" Skylar finished now down on one knee in front of Adelaide.
"I'm flattered. I really am. But tonight I have sexy lessons" Adelaide politely declined.
"It's okay, I understand." Skylar then pulled a chair to the middle of the room and stood on top of it."Attention ladies. Who would like to be my fake girlfriend tomorrow night to help me convince my parents that I am not gay?" Skylar announced.
"You don't hear that everyday," Parker commented.
"I'm free" Perrie volunteered.
"Really?" Skylar asked jumping off the chair and running over to Perrie.
"Yeah, sure" Perrie said as Skylar flung his arms around her and kissed her on the cheek.
"Thank You! I promise I will make it worth your time"Skylar thanked her.
"No, problem! But aren't you still talking to that Marcus guy, won't he get jealous?" Perrie asked.
"Like he'd be jealous of anything with a vagina" Skylar deadpanned.
*GLEE*
"I can't see anything! Move over!" Jacob hissed at Robbie. They we're up in a tree. Not just any tree, the tree outside Adelaide Braxton's bedroom window. The boys heard this was where Ally, Karlia, and Vanessa were holding the "sexy lessons." The two hormonal teenagers were perched side by side, hoping to catch a glimpse of something sexy. They were sexy lessons after all.
"Dude, watch it. I can barley see gotta get closer." Robbie shot back.
The boys shifted branches that gave them the perfect view of the girls. Right now it looked as if they were giving Adelaide a makeover.
"Ally is a goddess isn't she. She's pretty, and smart, and charitable."Jacob rambled as Robbie rolled his eyes. In his opinion Vanessa was the most attractive girl in the room. She was sexy, and easy with the guys. While she wasn't exactly girlfriend material, in his opinion anyway, she was someone any guy would kill to be with.
"What are you guys doin' ?" said a voice behind the boys.
Robbie screamed and fell out of the tree. "I'm alright" he yelled back.
Parker was sitting on a branch adjacent to the boys. She smirked as Jacob stuttered to come up with an answer to his question. Parker was out jogging like he always did after dinner when he had noticed the two freshman in a tree outside the Braxton's house.
"Earning boy scout badges by climbing trees." Jacob lied.
Robbie had climbed up the tree again and was sitting next to Jacob. "I think we got our badge, Jacob. Let's go"
"Not so fast" Parker called. "Guys, this is just plain creepy . I know you guys have certain...needs, but instead of peeping on them how about you try to impress them. Not now, but at school or when we're hanging out. Trust me, if they knew you guys were out here they would label you as perverted little creeps your entire lives."
"But we are perverted little creeps" Jacob commented.
"All guys are. It's in our DNA. Relax though, what are you gonna gain by spying on these girls?" Parker said finally looking into the bedroom window.
"Oh, my god." Parker practically drooled. The girls were practicing some kind of dance routine. This routine was even sexier than that number from guys and dolls, especially since it apparently required even less clothes. He watched as Karlias bronze skin glistened with sweat. Her hair whipped wildly back in forth. Parker was pretty much I love, more than usual at least. And that was saying something.
"Which one of you pervs brought binoculars?" Parker asked giving in to his temptations even though he knew it was wrong.
"But I thought it was wrong" Jacob smirked.
"Look in that window and tell me something wrong about this scene. Absolutely nothing!" Parker whisper-yelled.
"Well Adelaide is still making those stupid faces" Jacob laughed.
"Just shut up and enjoy the show." Jacob said.
*GLEE*
Inside the Braxton house the girls had just finished giving Adelaide her makeover. They're we're nothing wrong with her usual style, it just wasn't very sexy, at all. Most of her clothes were dubbed "too conservative" by the unholy trinity, but they eventually found something she could wear tomorrow.
"Now wear your hair just like this" Ally commented brushing the now straight tresses."And if you wear the outfit we picked out and do your makeup properly you will have the sexy look down.
"Is that all?" asked Adelaide.
"That's only half of it." said Karlia."You also have to act the part."
"For example, "started Vanessa."The way you walk."
"What's wrong with the way I walk?" the nave girl asked.
"It Screams "daddy's little girl" you gotta add a little sex appeal. Like this," Vanessa demonstrated shaking her hips a little as she walked, or more accurately flounced across the room. "You try"
Adelaide attempted to copy the girls moves."Your bouncing too much" Karlia commented."That's better" she said as Adelaide corrected herself.
"Okay, now let's work on the hair flip. It's a pretty key move." Allie said as she flipped her own fair. She simply tossed it over her shoulder. "It should look natural, and if you can do it close enough to Connor so he can smell your shampoo. Oh, don't give me that look we all know you like him." Ally finished before Adelaide could protest.
"You know what would really drive him crazy. When you guys are sitting close together speak in a really breathless Ally does when she talks to Parker." Vanessa smirked watching Ally blush.
"You like Parker?" Karlia asked. For some reason it bothered her more than she thought it would. She brushed it off on the fact that they were close friends, she had a boyfriend after all.
"Yeah, I kinda do" Ally admitted turning even redder. "Okay up!" Ally said trying to change the subject. "Let's practice the routine we're performing tomorrow."
Karlia started the music, and they started dancing to the routine. Halfway through Vanessa stopped the music.
"Okay, now about those to popular belief you don't have to have sex to get the right Imagine right in front of you in the biggest, calorie free, brownie you've ever seen. " Vanessa instructed."Okay now, relax your brow, keep the tension out of your jaw, and widen your ! That's your sexy face!" Vanessa shouted. "Now keep that face during the routine."
Adelaide nodded, keeping her sexy face on. Vanessa started the music again. This time they made it through the entire routine flawlessly.
"You done good kid." Allie smiled."I think we're almost done here."
"Can I learn how to do the sexy knot now?" Adelaide asked.
"Yeah," Vanessa giggled.
*GLEE*
"Thank God you're here" Skylar said as he opened the door to reveal Perrie standing there.
"I'm so sorry I'm late." Perrie apologized. She had taken a nap when she got home from school, and didn't wake up until 7. It was starting to scare her how tired she had been lately.
"It's okay. You're here now. Mom just finished making dinner." Skylar said pulling Perrie into the dining room where his Family sat. Skylar sat down across from his mother, as Perrie took the seat right next to him.
"Mother, this is Perrie Thomas, my girlfriend. Perrie this is my mother Monica Perry." Skylar introduced them.
"It's so nice to meet you love. We were beginning to think Skylar made you up. It's hard to believe your his first girlfriend. He's very good looking, he's practically beating the girls off." Monica said in a warm British accent. She wasn't lying. The girls at school loved Skylar. He usually had a girl handing him his phone number whenever he was Putin public. Skylar loved the surprise in their voice when he would call them and ask them if they wanted to go shopping and ogle the guys at the food court.
"It's nice to meet you too. Skylar talks about you all the time." Perrie replied. Skylar mentioned to her that his mother was very kind, but a bit overbearing. He was correct.
"This is my father, John"
"Nice to meet you Perrie. We have the same name, now don't we." the man said referring to his last name.
"If you two get married you'll be Perrie Perry! " a young girl about twelve giggled.
"This is my cute, but very annoying sister Lilly" Skylar rolled his eyes.
"It's good to finally meet you guys as well. Skylar has told me so much about you all." Perrie tried to make a good impression. Skylar has told him a lot about his father, none of them were particularly good though. Skylar had mentioned something about him being, "a homophobic asshole who he couldn't stand, but had an unnatural desire to impress."
"Let's pray before we eat shall we." His mother said. "John, would you do the honors?"
the family grabbed hands to prepare to pray. Perrie reached over to grab Skylars and Mr. Perry's hand, as Skylar leaned over and whispered how sorry he was about all of this.
"Dear Lord, thank you for this wonderful meal. Bless our family, and keep us safe from harm. Thank you for sending my beautiful wife to me, and giving us two beautiful perfect children. Thank you for finding a decent girl for my son, who I had almost given up hope on. Please bless this wonderful girl and thank you for not making her a whore like many of the others sleeping around on your green earth. " John started. Perrie Coughed taking a sip of her water. Her family wasn't big into praying, but she's sure it wasn't supposed to sound like this. "Amen" John finished.
"That was beautiful daddy." Lily said kissing her father on the cheek.
"Thank you baby doll, let's eat." John said.
The family made their plates, and Perrie took a bite of her food.
"This is very good Mrs. Perry. " Skylar complimented.
"Thank you, dear. So tell us about your family." She said.
"Well, my parents divorced when I was little. My mom got remarried five years ago. My brother, Jonnie and I still see our dad though. It's a little dysfunctional, but it works." Perrie replied. She loved her family, but she was scared the Perry's would disapprove. They seemed very conservative.
"That's nice. I hope we will get to meet them one day. Skylar said you two are in glee club together, perhaps you can sing us a song after dinner. We would love to hear some Kirk Franklin." Mrs. Perry said referring to the popular Christian singer.
"Are you two sexually active?" Mr. Perry asked out of nowhere.
Perrie started chocking on her green beans. She quickly took a drink of her water."Yes!" Skylar answered, causing Perrie to spit out the water she was sipping on to help her stop chocking.
"It's okay dear," Mr. Perry said as Mrs. Perry sat there a horrified look on her face."I'm sure they're using protection. Right, son?" Mr. Perry said with an almost proud look on his face.
"Yes sir."Skylar answered.
The rest of dinner went somewhat smoothly, with Mrs. Perry continuing to ask questions throughout the entire dinner. Perrie had gotten herself out of singing a duet with Sylar by telling Mrs. Perry she was feeling a little under the weather.
"I hope You feel better dear. It was so nice to meet you." Mrs. Perry said giving her a hug.
"You too. It was nice meeting all of you." Perrie said also giving Lily a hug.
"I'll walk you out." Skylar offered as he ushered Perrie out the front door.
When Skylar and Perrie got to her car, they gave each other a high 5.
"We did it!" Perrie said.
"I know. Sorry about my dad by the way." he apologized."On the way out he gave me a handful of condoms." He pulled them out of his pocket to show her.
"Wow!" Perrie said. Things suddenly got serious. "You okay?" She asked.
"I hate having to lie and pretend to be someone I'm not. Just to please them." Skylar said a mix of anger and sadness in his tone.
"I'm so sorry." Perrie said giving him a hug. Skylar leaned in to kiss her.
"Sorry, my parents were watching."Skylar said and sure enough his parents were standing in the doorway shamelessly watching the couple.
"It's okay, awkward but okay." Perrie replied making them both laugh.
"Goodnight." Skylar said as Perrie got into her car.
"See you tommorow." Perrie drove off.
*GLEE*
The next morning Elena walked into the library. She knew she would find Jade here. Sure enough she found the brainy girl sitting at a table by herself taking notes.
"Hey" Elena said sitting down and snatching the book Jade was copying from.
"Give it back please." Jade pleaded.
"Quantum Physics? Damn girl, what's with that?" Elena asked.
"Not to be rude, but could you tell me what you want. I have a test 3rd hour." Jade replied.
"It's time for your next sexy lesson." Elena told the studious girl.
"About that, I've decided your lessons are no longer needed. Sexy isn't what I should be concentrating on. College and grades it is what I need to devote my time to." Jade said looking up at Elena.
"But you were doing so well." Elena whined. She really had faith in this girl. Jade was very pretty in a nerdy way. She had no doubt that she could be sexy."Plus nerds can be sexy. Ever opened a Play Boy magazine?"
"No, have you?" Jade asked. This made Elena laugh. She had actually. She found one under Parker's bed while looking for spare cash.
"Come on, continue your lessons. You're almost there." Elena tried to convince the girl.
"No thank you." Jade got up and walked out of the library. Elena just sighed.
*GLEE*
Adelaide took a deep breath before opening the school doors. She didn't look at all like herself. She was wearing a tight black and red plaid mini skirt with a black crop top that exposed some stomach skin. The outfit was paired with black sheer thigh high socks and four inch black pumps. Her hair was not curly, like it usually was, but straight. Her makeup was heavier than it usually was, her eyes smoky. Vanessa had called it a "sexy school girl" look.
She walked into school, using the walk that Vanessa has shown her. She went straight to the choir room trying to ignore the eyes of everybody on her. It was unfamiliar, and uncomfortable. When she got to the choir room she peaked in, Connor was in there'd talking with the glee guys. She took a deep breath and strolled in.
"Hey, guys." Adelaide said.
"Hey, Ade-" Connor said as he looked towards the door at her. He looked shocked. She hoped it was a good shocked. Adelaide noticed the eyes of everyone in the glee club on her. Robbie whistled and she blushed.
She walked closer to Connor, still walking like Vanessa taught her. She looked up at the unholy trinity who were grinning widely from the top of the riders. She sat down right next to Connor. She looked over at Ally who mouthed "Hair flip". Adelaide did just that. Unfortunately, Connor had opened his mouth to say something to her at that exact moment. She had been trying to get close enough so he could smell her shampoo! But instead her hair landed right into his partially open mouth.
"I'm so sorry!" Adelaide said. She looked over at her mentors and Karlia mouthed "breathy voice".
"Sorry," Adelaide said in her best breathy voice.
"Its okay. Your hair smells good though." Connor smiled."You look different" he said.
"Oh, yeah. " She said suddenly feeling insecure. Did he not like it?
"You look pretty, just like you always do." Connor replied.
Pretty? Pretty? Here she was in the most revealing outfit she had ever worn and he said she was pretty. Not sexy, or even hot, but pretty. Maybe it was too much. Or maybe she just wasn't doing it right.
"Thanks" she said as Mr. Flanagan walked into the room. He did a double take at her new look.
"Good morning guys!" he said.
Ally raised her hand."Mr. Flanagan, Karlia, Vanessa, Adelaide, I have a song we would like to perform."
"Okay, well show us what you got." Rory replied going to sit in one of the chairs.
The girls stood in the front of the room waiting for their music to start, they were going to sing "Lady Marmalade" from Moulin Rogue. The music started and they started dancing.
Vanessa-
Where's all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas
Karlia-
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista
Karlia-
He met Marmalade down IN old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh
All-
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Vanessa-
What What, What what
Karlia
ooh oh
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Vanessa-
yea yea yea yea
Ally-
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets is where he started to freak
yeah
All-
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Vanessa-
yea yea uh
He come through with the money in the garter belts
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
wearing high heel shoes, getting love from the dudes
4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
by the case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Creole Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now
Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...
Adelaide-
hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more
Ally-
Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5
Karlia-
Sleepin' the grey flannel life
Adelaide-
But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,
More-more-more
All-
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)
The performance was going great. Adelaide came out, and nailed the sexy act. Everyone was really surprised. There was no sign of any stupid faces. The performance was a complete 180. It was almost too much. Skylar jumped in to help finish the song.
Skylar-
Adelaide...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Ally ... (Lady Marmalade)
Vanessa ...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Karlia ...(Oh Oh oooo)
Rockwilder baby...(baby)
Moulin Rouge... (0h)
Misdemeanor here...
Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah...
The song finished and everyone sat in shock. It was definitely a risqué performance. Way worse than "A bushel and a Peck" The class started clapping as the girls bowed. They sounded amazing, but they has gone a little over board with the sexy. It was a good thing they had decided against the original costumes for the number, which was corsets and fishnets. Instead opting for short skirts.
"Good Job!" Rory said, his voice cracking from the awkwardness of the situation. He was they're teacher and he felt wrong for letting them go on with that performance.
"Thanks!" Vanessa said taking a bow. She felt Robbie's eyes on her as she walked back to her seat. Ally did the same trying to catch Parker's eye and smiling when she succeeded. Little did she know he was actually staring at Karlia who was walking beside her.
Jade watched Robbie's eyes follow Vanessa during the rest of the class period. She felt jealous. The truth was, she had started developing feeling for the freshman after driving him home from Karlias sisters restaurant. The bell ring and everyone got up to leave. Jade quickly caught up to Elena.
"I'm back in. I want you to continue teaching me how to be sexy." Jade admitted.
"Look, I'm not going to make you look sleazy like those girls up there." Elena said thinking Jade wanted to be like them.
"I don't want to be. I just want robe sexy." Jade pleaded.
"Okay" Elena said giving in.
"Great, meet me at my house at 7" Jade exclaimed before walking out her head held high practicing her confidence. Elena was actually starting to like this girl.
*GLEE*
"Hey," Perrie said sitting down next to Skylar in the cafeteria.
"Hey. What's up?" He asked.
"Nothing much. Just , how'd your parents like me?" Perrie asked hoping she had made a good impression.
"They loved you. They even suggested I get a job so I could afford to take you on some really nice dates" Skylar replied.
"Really?" Perrie asked. She was happy that his family liked her. She understood what Skylar meant about the unnatural desire to please them.
"Yep, they said they think Chick-Fil-A's hiring." Skylar laughed. Perrie laughed too. Everyone knew about the restaurants anti-gay stance. Skylar had a better chance of growing wings than getting hired there.
"If you ever need me to play girlfriend again just let me know" Perrie offered.
"I will.I think I may come out to them soon though. I know my parents will hate me forever, but I can't keep pretending to be someone I'm not forever. Plus things are starting to really take off for Marcus and me. I don't want him to think I'm ashamed of him." Skylar told his fake girlfriend.
"Well, whatever you decide to do, just know that I support you 100 percent." Perrie hugged him.
"Thanks"
*GLEE*
Elena was laying on Jades bed. She had been there for an hour and the only thing she had done was watch Jade do homework.
"Jade, Do you want to learn how to be sexy or not?" Elena asked.
"Let me finish this problem. Okay, done." Jade put her pencil down.
"Well, Its important that we take a subtle approach, unlike the girls who performed today. Look at all the rock goddesses. Did people think they were sexy? Hell yes. Did they do I by jumping around in skimpy clothes? No. They were subtle sexy. That's what I'm Gonna teach you. Get up. " Elena ordered. Elena went over to the I-home and plugged In her iPod. Joan Jett's "Do you wanna touch me" came on.
"Okay, listen carefully, because I will NEVER say this again. Vanessa was right. You were totally frigid in stage, just let yourself be loose and free." Elena explained.
She grabbed ahold of Jade and pulled her close. She starting grinding to the music. She felt Jade tense up when Elena told her to do the same. Slowly and uncertainly Jade started to do the same. Soon enough Elena and Jade were both grinding on each other. Elena pulled jade in closer and rested her hand on her butt. They were practically dry humping, grinding their pelvis into each others causing had no problem with it. She wouldn't admit it, but she definitely liked Jade as more than just a friend. Elena knew that as soon as Jade realized what she was doing she would snap out of it and be embarrassed and probably ashamed. She wouldn't be able to deny how good it Felt though.
The song ended and Elena let go of Jade. Walking over and turning off the iPod. She turned around expecting to find Jade embarrassed or even gone, instead she just found her sitting on the bed doing her math homework.
"I think that turned out well." Jade commented.
"You do?" Elena asked.
"Yeah. I feel like I will be able to let myself go on stage more." Jade explained as she bit her eraser.
Damn, Elena thought. This girl was sexy as hell.
*GLEE*
"Anybody have anything to perform today?" Rory had asked walking into the choir room. He really hoped the answer was no. As much as he liked to watch the kids perform, he had a feeling the kids unofficial theme this week was sex appeal, and he didn't know if he could handle that.
"We do!" Elena said. She and Jade walked to the front of the room. They weren't wearing anything special, or particularly sexy, so Rory assumed this was going to be okay. Little did he know about Elenas plan for "Subtle Sexuality"
Elena-
We've been here too long
Tryin' to get along
Pretendin' that you're oh so shy
I'm a natural ma'am
Doin' all I can
My temperature is runnin' high
Jade-
Cry at night
No one in sight
An' we got so much to share
Talking's fine
If you got the time
But I ain't got the time to spare
Yeah
Both-
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
There, yeah
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Jade-
Every girl an' boy
Needs a little joy
All you do is sit an' stare
Beggin' on my knees
Baby, won't you please
Run your fingers through my hair
Elena-
My, my, my
Whiskey and rye
Don't it make you feel so fine
Right or wrong
Don't it turn you on
Can't you see we're wastin' time, yeah
Both-
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
There, yeah
The girls ran around the classroom as they sang it, dancing on chairs, kicking things over, and running there hands all over their bodies. They didn't touch each other like they did in Jades bedroom, and that was probably for the best. When they finished It was clear though, the routine screamed sex appeal. The audience applauded as Elena and Jade took their seats. Jade smiled as she noticed Robbie's eyes on her for once.
Rory walked to the front of the room."That was a very good song girls, but everyone, enough with the sexiness. All performances during school have to be performances that you would willingly do Infront of your parents, priest, Figgins, or that creepy janitor with a roaming eye. Is that clear?"
"What about 'A Bushel and a Peck'?" asked Ally.
"We'll find another song, I promise." Rory reassured them.
The bell rang and the kids left the classroom.
"Good job today" Robbie complimented Jade on the way out. Jade blushed, her newfound sexiness forgotten.
"So you're back to you're normal self?" Connor asked Adelaide. She looked down at her white capris and blue and white polka dot dress tank. She nodded and Connor smiled.
"I like you better thus way," Connor admitted.
"Me too." Adelaide had learned that sexiness wasn't a certain look, or a way to act, it was a way to feel. If she felt sexy, she was sexy, simple as that.
"So who won?" Ally asked Elena.
"Who won what?" Elena replied.
"Who made their student sexier?" Karlia answered for Ally.
"I say we call it a tie." Vanessa supplied.
"Fine with me" Ally said.
"Whatever" agreed Elena
"So wanna come over to dinner again Saturday?" Skylar asked Perrie.
"Sure. What happened to Coming out to your parents though?" Perrie asked
"My parents are just so happy, and pleased. We're getting along really well right now, and I'm not ready to screw that up." Skylar admitted.
"I'll be there. Just promise you wont kiss me again." Perrie laughed.
"I'll try to resist. But just know, I have a pocket full of condoms if we need them." Skylar teased.
*GLEE*
A/N- I updated sooner than promised. I just felt bad for not updating. This chapter is probably full of errors but I wanted it up before I went to bed. I know the ending kindA sucked, but sue me I'm tired. Thanks for reading! Review please!