Dear Nore.

What's up with Danmörk now? Or are you talking about the date? Also, you know
I'm not that fond of sweet things and I have more than enough fish by my own.
I'd prefer if you brought liquorice.

-Iceland

P.S. You should stop living in the past. I'm independent now.

P.P.S. Tell grandpa I can't really... love... him as I never really got to
know him. I was too young when he died.

P.P.P.S. Then why has he been asking you for a date all this time? You should
also know by now that I'm fluent in Norwegian. And that I'm not stupid.

(AN: I think I could enlighten you of what is going through Ice's (my) mind
when he writes these letters. When he sent the first one, he was just trying
to be a good, sweet little (...my head-Iceland is going to hit me for this
sentence...) brother who wants to keep in contact with his big brother who he
loves and looks up to. When he only got "call me storebror"-pestering back, he
got annoyed. And basically I've just been trying to out-smart you in the last
letters! xD (You should have seen how I cheered when I saw the reply to the
P.P.P.S.) And now, look, Nor didn't call him "lillebror" this time and Ice's
reply is a lot calmer! And I'm ranting too much again. Beklager! (I think I've
finally learnt how to pronounce that correctly! xD))

Kjære Island.

Danmark's up with Danmark. What else? …call it a date if you absolute have to. I'll bring lots of liquorice. And I will bring fish too, so I can make my fish gratin. You liked it very much as a barn.

Storebror Norge.

P.S: You're still my little brother, even if you are independent.

P.P.S: Fair enough. He still loves you. He said to tell you.

P.P.P.S: …

(a/n: Oh, you should be aware that Norway is very very much aware of this. :3 But sometimes it's just too much fun to tease him. As I am the big sister of two younger brothers, I can't help but enjoy their expressions and complaining when I do or make them do something they don't like, and I figured Norway to be the same. xD But he is not completely unreasonable, so he stops after a while. Though he won't give up. Even if it's fun just for the teasing's sake, Norway still truthfully misses when they were closer as brothers. X) No worries.)