HELLO NORWAY!
My lazy **? IM NOT LAZY! I raised you boys properly didn't I! And go down there
and tell him? Why would I leave heaven? It's nice! Plus I probably can't handle
the change... I mean cars look scary! We use to use horses as transportation!
Not metal beasts!
PS visit me in heaven! The passcode is "Rome's an **" if the guy guarding the
gate asks!
PPS tell Iceland I love him!
With love,
Papa Scandinavia!
Pappa.
You are. And if you think you raised us so well, why are you embarrassed about our teenage Viking activities? "Can't handle the change"? See, you are lazy. And a wimp.
Love, Norge.
P.S: If I ever have extra spare time to waste on you, I'll think about it.
P.P.S: I did. And Danmark wants you to know he is awesome and doesn't drink too much at all.