Here is the second chapter! Enjoy it and tell me what you think!
Rating: will be M.
Warning: ...well there is embarrassment... extreme embarrassment, and you'll see why soon enough!
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12 Disturbing Days of Christmas
Purple of All Things!
That day went with its usual... weirdness, and Ryoma found himself home again after a long day of school. He threw his things in his bed, took Karupin in his arms and went down to the dinning room where his lovers were waiting for him. Dinner went off as usual. Keigo being his narcissist self, Gen and Kuni being their stoic selves, while Seiichi and Syuu were their sadistic selves... while prodding and poking Gen and Kuni in a game of 'See who enrages the stoic men faster'. Ryoma argued with 'Monkey King' as per usual, and the two sadists kept hinting at some blackmail they provably had.
They went to bed and Ryoma slept long and deep. Although his dreams weren't all that peaceful.
The next morning Ryoma got up with the feeling that he shouldn't even leave his bed. He got up anyway, and went to get a shower.
Yukimura snuck into his room and stuffed some purple long things at the bottom of Ryoma's school bag. He went out of Ryoma's room and smirked when he looked back.
Ryoma came out ten minutes later being ready for school.
The day went just as fast as the last one had gone, until, that is, the afternoon practice of the tennis club. Ryoma went inside the locker room to change and shower since they had finished practice. When he came back he could hear his team mates making too much noise, more than usual if that is possible. He could hear Kaidoh-senpai hissing, Inui-senpai muttering 'Ii data', Momoshiro laughing his ass off, while Eiji-senpai tried to say something in between his laughter, it sounded like... 'Ochibi' *snicker* 'purple of all things' *snort* and 'your fault' while he half choked half laughed. He couldn't distinguish what Oishi-senpai was saying, but he sounded distressed.
'This coming from the mother hen of Seigaku...' he thought, rolling his eyes.
It seemed the only quiet ones were buchou, Seigaku's resident tensai and one of the power houses.
He opened the door and everyone was still. If he hadn't known this concerned him, he would have found this amusing.
Inui had his notebook out, and Kaidoh was blushing in a corner. Fuji, Tezuka, and Kawamura were on the corner next to the window. Fuji was smiling a bit too... creepily, Tezuka was being stoic but looked flustered, and Kawamura was blushing so much he actually felt a little concerned for his bipolar senpai. Momo was on the floor near his bag, while he smirked as soon as he saw him. Eiji was near his bag too and looked like he was torn between laughing and being scandalized.
But it was Oishi who grabbed the attention over all of them. He was in the middle of the room and he looked worried sick, flustered and scared. Then he noticed the mother hen had something in his hands. It was purple and glinted a bit... it seemed made of... some kind of plastic. It was long and thick. Do you recognise the item?
Ryoma's eyes widened when he realised what the two things were.
'They didn't... could they.... OMGGGGGG' Ryoma took a step back, and that seemed to snap everyone back to their... finding.
Oishi descended on him with his big worried eyes, while he shoved the... thing on Ryoma's face.
"Echizen!" Oishi said, "What is this, why were there TWO of THIS things on your bag?!"
"I don't know!" Ryoma yelled, loosing his cool at seeing... that.
"Nyaa! Ochibi, you should know it was on your bag after all!" said Eiji-senpai "And don't tell me you didn't notice them because you have to be blind to miss a couple of purple butt plugs!"
Ryoma blushed at hearing the name of the things. And while he tried to give a response Fuji spoke.
"It was Seiichi's Christmas gift" he said while smiled innocently.
"You call this a Christmas gift?!" Oishi screeched. "This things are big enough to fit at least three—" Oishi blushed and tried to compose himself. He looked at Ryoma, then at Fuji. "TELL me you at least are use condoms!" he pleaded. He suddenly turned towards Tezuka, and actually glared at him. "You at least should know better Tezuka!" he advanced towards Tezuka that was feeling a little scared by now, "You want to stuff this plugs up Ryoma's ass?!" he didn't mind his own vocabulary, and he didn't notice all the regulars gaping at him. "You'll hurt him! He is too young to take the five of you in one go!"
Suddenly Oishi's eyes brightened. "I'll give you ALL Sex lessons!" He went on, while the regulars paled slowly, "We can even practice now since this plugs can serve as an example, I'll just get condoms!" he made his merry way to the door. Before he reached it, he gave the butt plugs to Ryoma and went towards the door again.
Three things happened at the same time.
One, Oishi opened the door and said he would come right back with the condoms.
Two, Fuji gave Kawamura a racket.
Three, Ryuzaki sensei was at the door with many curious freshmen and juniors.
They were all shocked to hear the declaration from Oishi. But when Kawamura shrieked:
"BURNING! ECHIZEN! GIVE YOUR BUTT PLUGS TO OISHI, HE MIGHT NEED THEM TO GRAB THE RIGHT SIZE OF CONDOM!"
Echizen was pinned with everyone eyes, and as soon as they saw the two purple butt plugs they all fell to the floor and rolled around laughing their asses off.
Ryuzaki lifted an eyebrow and looked annoyed and amused. "Boys, Echizen, try to keep this talks away from the school..." the she turned but did a double take at Ryoma, "And you should grab some plugs that are smaller, those are way to big for you, they won't fit" she walked away and laughed.
The regulars looked at each other and packed way faster than they ever did... except by the times they ran from Inui's juice... *shudder*
Ryoma packed his things and walked as fast as he could towards Atobe's mansion. When he entered he dropped his things on the floor and went upstairs.
"SEIIIIIICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You could have heard that all the way out of the mansion.
Seiichi in his room smiled as he heard Ryoma stomping to his room. "I hope you liked your gift Ryoma!"
"UGHHHHH!!"
On the second day of Christmas my lovers gave to me two butt plugs,
Anda hentai magazine with me in it!
Haha, that was fun to write... imagine having the sex talk with Oishi while he gives examples with plugs... *snort*.... What flavours do you like people? *cunning grin*
Oh, by the way, Ryoma is in... his freshman year at HIGH school. The other are juniors and Seniors at high school to.... obviously...
So anyway, read and Review!!!!!!!