Here is the third chapter! Hope you like it just as you liked the other two!

Rating: will be M.

Warning: ... I can't say there is something to be warned about without giving the surprise away... so there won't be any warnings unless you count evil glares, haha...

"bla" speaking, 'bla' thinking, you may find my comments, but I won't be emphasizing them. -bla- text messages, or phone calls... just in case =) xP

12 Disturbing Days of Christmas

Your Ass Sure Looks Cute!

After the events of last day, Ryoma was glad it was Saturday. He woke up warm and comfortable. His room was bathed in soft sunlight. This was too... nice. This couldn't be real. He moved and felt like he couldn't breath. He moved out of his bed and felt something brush against the back of his legs, and something around his neck. He looked down and found a dress.

Ryoma gasped and rushed to the bathroom to get a good look at himself.

He had a pink Lolita dress that was quite long. It was almost strapless but had thin straps in each arm that were black with white lace around it. In the chest it had a stripped ribbon of white and black with a peach rose in the middle. It was all pink with a pink ribbon in the back. Under all the pink material, there was the under skirt thingy that was white. There was a... thingy in his neck! It was like a chocker... and he had a pink hat with peach roses on it too!

Ryoma growled and went out of his room to yell at his lovers. He found them on the dining room eating breakfast. They looked up when the doors opened and smirked, smiled or just twitched, depending on the person.

"You look great in that Lolita dress Ryo-chan!" Fuji exclaimed.

"It was you, wasn't it?!" Ryoma asked/yelled.

"Happy third day of Christmas!" Fuji said. Then he opened his eyes and smirked. "I have two other out fits for you!" a predatory glint flashed in his eyes until he closed them. "And you are gonna like using them in a tennis match"

Ryoma was stirred to the tennis court of the mansion where Syuu prepared himself. Ryoma on the other hand was still shocked at hearing him. 'A tennis match in this?' He looked at the racket in his hand, and at the dress, 'Impossible'. His thoughts were cut short when Fuji called him.

"Ready Ryoma?" Fuji didn't wait for a replay and went to serve. The ball went flying and bounced.

Ryoma reacted and tried to run to it just to trip over the dress. He fell to the floor and glared at the ball that rolled in front of him. Then he glared at Fuji and sat on the floor. He looked at the dress and sighed. This was going to be a loooong day.

The match went like that for a long while. When it was Ryoma's turn to serve he smirked. 'At least I can serve' His twist serve went towards Fuji. Fuji connected with the ball and it went back to Ryoma, who did hit the ball. It went back to Fuji, but he didn't move. He was looking at Ryoma hungrily.

Ryoma was smirking but frowned when he heard a CLICK. He looked around and found Seiichi taking a picture of him. He glared and tried to reach him but tripped.

"Seiichi!!"

"Couldn't help it Ryoma" Seiichi said, smiling at him, "you looked so cute! Kawaii"

Before Ryoma could scream bloody murder at Seiichi, Syuu took him in his arms bridal style and started walking away. "I want you to try another outfit" he said smiling down at Ryoma, forgetting all about the tennis match.

"Hell no!" Ryoma screeched.

"It's your Christmas present" Fuji pouted, "Or is it that you don't like your present?" the question would have been innocent if it wasn't for the death aura that Fuji was giving away.

"..."

"Aren't you going to answer me, Ryoma?"

"No. I. Love. Your. Gifts." were the forceful words that came from Ryoma.

"Thought as much"

Somehow, Ryoma found himself in Fuji's room half naked. The only pieces of clothing he had on were his boxer and thong. Yeah you read right. Thong. A light yellow thong that was on top of his boxers. The thong was part of the dress now presented to him.

As Fuji held the yellow monstrosity, Ryoma's left eye started to twitch.

The dress was light yellow with black lace. It had long sleeves with black lace at the ends, in the armpits and at the end of the dress. It had black straps in the front so that you could tighten the grip the dress had around your chest. This one had no weird thingy in the neck or a stupid hat.

'At least it isn't like the one I had before... although this one is no better' Ryoma glared at the dress, and if looks could burn things, the dress would have been reduced to ashes seconds ago... with Fuji as well.

"Saa, here is your new outfit!" Syuu said cheerfully, and... pounced.

Before Ryoma could react he found himself being forced into the stupid dress. When he was able to move himself again he saw himself in the mirror Fuji had set in front of him.

'Yuck, I look like a drag queen...' he turned to look the back of the dress, 'a hot drag queen with a nice ass at that' he suddenly was aware of what he had just thought and shuddered, 'I'm going crazy! I just complimented myself in this outfit?!' he paused, 'It must be a be side effect of having crazy friends and insane lovers...'

"Saa, your ass sure looks cute in this outfit Ryo-chan" said Fuji voicing Ryoma's own thoughts.

"..."

"Now we are having a photo shoot!"

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!"

For the next two hours or so, Ryoma was chased and forced to pose... he couldn't very well escape since he had been handcuffed to whichever place they were at. Then they changed of out fits. And while Fuji searched his closet Ryoma slipped into the bathroom with the handcuffs. Then he came out just in time for Fuji to turn around with the dress. Fuji frowned.

"Where are the handcuffs?"

Ryoma shrugged and tried to study the dress.

The new dress was white and red, but before Ryoma could study it, it was being forced into him. When they were done, he was ushered to the pool.

"If you don't stay still, I'll go and take photos of you naked Ryoma..." Fuji put his finger in his shin and cocked his head to the side, "Now that I think of it..."

"This is fine!" exclaimed Ryoma before he had to be forced to pose in his birthday suit.

"I will take your word Ryoma, because I can't tie you since you threw the handcuffs in the toilet" said Fuji, as he had found out later on when they were making their way to the pool.

"I'll ask Niou for some, he knows were to get good quality sex toys" said Yukimura behind Fuji, who had been the one to tell Fuji, as he had gone to the bathroom while Fuji... played doll with Ryoma.

"Thanks Sei-chan"

"Welcome Syuu-chan"

"..."

Another hour passed in which Ryoma kept grumbling under his breath.

"At least no one is here to find out embarrassing things from you this time Ryoma" said Seiichi, who had been helping Fuji the whole day.

"Yeah well..." Ryoma frowned, then his eyes widened and then his eyes narrowed as he looked at Fuji, "How did they found those in my bag...?"

"I put them in there" said Seiichi cheerfully.

"And then your bag fell when I brushed it with my leg..." said Fuji innocently.

"..." Really, if looks could kill....

Ryoma stood there and then he exploded.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU BOTH!!!!!"

Inside the mansion Sanada and Tezuka played chess but looked up when they heard Ryoma. Atobe just smirked from were he was admiring himself in his hand mirror.

"Seems like the brat finally found out of their stunt" his smirk grew, "Ore-sama knew ore-sama's idea of Christmas was pure genius!"

Tezuka and Sanada just rolled their eyes and went on playing.

Meanwhile, outside Ryoma was going ballistic and was screaming bloody murder at Seiichi and Syuusuke. The two sadists were just smiling. Then both Seiichi and Syuusuke both grinned and as one said:

"Mada mada dane Ryoma!"

On the third day of Christmas my lovers gave to me three Lolita dresses

Two butt plugs,

And a hentai magazine with me in it!

To find the three dresses click the links, they are in order of use...:

http://fanchaos(dot)com/fanplusfriend/c1/Cute_Lolita_Open_Back_Dress_4Pcs_C00234_01(dot)jpg

http://www(dot)polyvore(dot)com/cgi/img-thing?(dot)out=jpg&size=l&tid=8173890

http://www(dot)fanplusfriend(dot)com/catalog/Gothic_Lolita_Dress_JSK_DR00072_01(dot)jpg

There weren't any dresses harmed in any way, shape or form... nor were there any Fujis or Yukimuras hurt.

I don't think this was my best chapter, but I think it was alright...

So anyway, read and Review!!!!!!!