Dear Lukas,

Well, it's still nice to see you writing to the world.

Hmmm? Well, some of the states who actually use the map of the 'world' (Hint: It only says 'America' on it) Don't know you exist. I do because I looked up a real world map on-line. ^^

True, true. Next time, beat him up with a baseball bat? :D

Love,

Samantha [Ohio] Jones~


Samantha.

That does not surprise me. And I am used to states asking what and where and if I'm real. Apparently there're "Norway"s on various places throughout America too, so some asked if I was a new sibling.

His skull is too thick. He won't even notice if you hit him with it. Besides, Dovregubben works just fine.

Norge.

(a/n: "Dovergubben" is one of the most "known" trolls in Norway. It's a character from "Peter Gynt" by Henrik Ibsen, and is a troll king. So since everyone in Norway is bound to have heard the name (even if they don't necessarily have heard of Peer Gynt, when it comes to the children) I figured that should be the main troll that is following him around.)