Here is the fourth chapter! Never let what happened to Ryoma happen to you! ... Unless you want to...
Rating: will be M.
Warning: ... a drunk... that's it.
"bla" speaking, 'bla' thinking, you may find my comments, but I won't be emphasizing them. -bla- text messages, or phone calls... just in case =) xP
12 Disturbing Days of Christmas
Could be Worst.... Or Not!
It was Monday evening and you could see a group of boys and girls walking down the street, towards the art street. There were two guys, one guy a bit too... pretty, and three girls. They all wore pants in different types and shades of colours.
A man that was hanging around looked in their direction, and took an interest in the three ladies the group had, since they were extremely beautiful and cute. This guy was drunk. Why? Because of the stupid thing he is about to do...
This guy, known as Shitoshi, went to the other side of the street and called what he supposed were the cuties. After all, the guy is drunk, so he pretty much could be calling a ladder and he wouldn't know... anyway, the guy approached the group and said...
"Hey cuties!" said Shitoshi in a very drunk way, "wanna go out with my friends?" he pointed behind him to two figures that were very still, "We could please you... and buy you a drink... or five"
The girls seemed to look at him and then exchanged a look.
"Don't be... shy! I know how to love a pretty lady! Especially when she has the big boobs you have!" Shitoshi was looking at the prominent chests he could see were almost hanging out the girls' dresses. He though he had them in the palm of his hand. He knew it!
The girl with brown hair turned fully to him and said, "Well... we would, but... there are some issues with what you just said sir..."
"..."
"First" said the blue haired one, "We don't drink; second, what you call friends are in fact a trashcan and a plastic Santa Clause"
"And third and fourth..." said the first girl, "We are BOYS we don't have boobs..."
The guy looked at them closely and then looked at the short girl. "Well this one" he said grabbing the short girl, "Looks to me like a girl, and I will take her with me!" he started dragging the girl until he felt a bad omen. He turned around just to find the other five boys about to kill him.
Just as the guys were about to jump him there was another boy calling for someone. Seeing the five guys distracted, Shitoshi ran away.
"Buchou!" Otori came running to them with Shishido in tow, "Who was that guy?"
"A drunk man..."
"You should watch where you are going! This street is kind of dangerous... since there are so many weird stores in here..."
"Hn. And what are you doing here Otori?" asked Atobe. I'm sure you figured out who the girls and boys were... hehe,
"Here is my music store!" Otori said while he pointed at a store besides the six some destination, "What are you doing here?"
"Came for... some supplies..."
"Really? Well, Shishido-senpai and I are done, could we go with you?"
Before any of them could protest, Seiichi and Syuusuke were taking him and Ryoma to the store they wanted. Soon enough they were in front of 'Holes and Paint'. The entered and could hear the beating of 'Blood Brothers' of Iron Maiden.
"What are we doing here?" asked Ryoma and Otori at the same time, just as the rest of their group entered the shop.
"We came hare to buy Ryoma some piercing rings" Sanada said. That was the fifth gift of Ryoma.
"What?!" exclaimed Otori and Ryoma at the same time.
"But I don't have any body parts pier—" he suddenly paused as he realized what they were really doing there. "No! There is no way in the seven pits of hell—!"
His lovers just dragged him towards an empty sit and tied him to the chair. An assistant came and asked them what they wanted.
"We came here so our... friend could get a few piercings"
The assistant nodded and went to get one of the guys who did that.
"Is this safe?" asked Otori. The seigaku regulars all rolled their eyes, even Ryoma even though he was the one in mortal peril.
'Another Oishi... great!' the three though.
"I mean... You could get AIDS or.. or, I don't know! You could get a really bad infection and could die!"
"That depends on the place you are piercing Choutaro" said Shishido, talking for the first time since he had found his captain.
"Welll, then where are you getting a piercing then?"
"We haven't decided" said Sanada.
"Oi! It's my body!" screamed Ryoma. Fuji just patted in him in his head while he thought.
The guy of the piercings came and sat on his chair. He then looked at Ryoma and lifted an eyebrow but didn't comment. He turned to people behind the boy.
"How many and where do you want his piercings?" he asked.
"Mhm..."
"One in each nipple..." Gen said, while he thought about the other ones. "One in his bellybutton and one in his tongue..."
"And...." asked the guy.
"Do you have the things to do a cock piercing?" asked a not so innocent Seiichi.
"No way!" yelled Ryoma while he tried to scape.
"Yes"
Ryoma's attempts only got fiercer.
"Hey!" Otori said, while he blushed. "That isn't good, he won't be able to pee, and will get for sure an infection and... and..."
CRACK!
When they all turned around they could see a Ryoma who was panicking, who was still tied to the chair and who had just gotten out of the shop.
Shit.
"Ryoma!" Ryoma's lovers and Shishido and Otori chased Ryoma for a block or so. Well, what are you surprised of? He could be tied to a chair, he could be short. But Damn! He couldn't be faster!
When they had him, got him to the store, and pierced him. The eight some went outside. Otori hovering worriedly over Ryoma, expecting him to faint any minute.
Ryoma touched his ear and winced. Could be worst. Could be his cock... he wouldn't be able to pee for a while... if he had done so...
God, this gifts were too weird...
Well... his lovers were weird and disturbing... could be worst, they could be Nanjiro.
Ryoma shuddered and thanked God they weren't. Then he had be screwed.
"Ryoma! Want to go to a male strippers place?"
"One with elegance! Ore-sama won't accept any... pleasure houses!"
But that's what they are! Duh!
... Maybe he was screwed anyway...
On the fifth day of Christmas my lovers gave to me five piercing rings
Four orgies books,
Three Lolita dresses
Two butt plugs,
And a hentai magazine with me in it!
What's with the magazine, what's with me in it?
I don't know so please don't ask me!
But I can bet those are terrible gits to get!
I do own Shitoshi!! Although he is pretty boring to me... if someone wants him just take him... but tell me so I know where he is, just so I can retrieve him...
This is definitely not my best chap... but... oh well... I am doing what I can, I never have updated so... soon, and my brain is being cooked in my skull... T.T
So anyway, read and Review!!!!!!!
