So I decided to return to this and well, I hope to finish it!

Rating: will be M because now it has gotten dirty!

Warning: ... my boredom!

"meow" speaking, 'meow' thinking, you may find my comments, but I won't be emphasizing them. -meow- text messages, or phone calls... just in case.

12 Disturbing Days of Christmas

Awkward…

This day, Wednesday, was a very special day since today the three top tennis schools would meet to have friendly practice matches. Yeah right, more like to break mayhem. But the point is that all the regulars of Rikkai, Hyotei and Seigaku were there, at Hyotei Gakuen(?) to play…or something. They were there because it was in between the other two and because it had the biggest facilities.

Tezuka, Atobe and Seiichi gathered their people around and started distributing them to play either doubles or singles.

"Inui and Kaihdo" / "Marui and Jackal" / "You may use court one" were said almost at the same time.

"But 'Mura! I have no cake with me!"

"You have your bubblegum" was said with a sinister smile.

"H-hai!"

There were three blocks with three courts each, forming a total of nine courts of which eight were used. The matches went as follows:

Yukimura and Tezuka – Eiji and Oishi in court one.

Echizen and Fuji – Atobe and Kabaji in court two.

Jirou – Yanagi in court three.

Kawamura – Kirihara in court four.

Otori – Sanada in court five.

Inui and Kaihdo – Marui and Jackal in court six.

Momoshiro – Shishido in court seven.

Oshitari and Mukahi – Yagyuu and Niou in court eight. (1)

As this story is not really about their tennis as much as it is about their perverted minds and sexual lives, then I will leave the scores up to you. But well let's concern ourselves with block A. There was court three where Jirou and Yanagi were doing alright and midgame. Yanagi would mutter once in a while something about data, and followed by that would be Jirou exclaiming how amazing it was for him to know all that data. Court one had doubles, Oishi and Eiji and Yukimura and Tezuka, which had just started to play since they had been organizing the regulars. Of course the captains were winning but you could see Oishi shooting dirty looks at them and mumbling about the sexual abuse Echizen suffered at their hands. In court two were Atobe and Kabaji and Echizen and Fuji. They had started about ten minutes before court one, so they already had some significant scores. Ryoma and Fuji were winning, they were at 3-2, 30-15.

"40-15! Ne Monkey King, how does it feel to loose in your own grounds?" asked Ryoma with his cocky smirk.

"Brat!"

"Saa, why don't you just give up Keigo? We will win and you know it"

"Pff, as if! Ore-sama is the winner, ne Kabaji?"

"Usu"

"4 – 2 !"

"Ne Kabaji show Ryoma your very thoughtful gift!"

"Usu" instead of serving the ball, he served some colourful squares.

As Ryoma and Fuji looked up at the packages, Kabaji served, earning him a point.

"Cheating Monkey"

"Brat! Look at the gift!"

Ryoma bended down and grabbed one of the packages, it was red. There were other colours; pink, orange, purple, green, blue and dark green. It said it was Cherry flavoured. Wait. Square, squishy and flavoured packages that he would…enjoy? Or rather, Keigo would enjoy by the looks he was getting. These couldn't be…

"…flavoured condoms? What a nice gift to get, but we don't use condoms. For next year it would be nicer to get flavoured lube" said Syuusuke matter of factly.

"WHAT?" The four of them turned to see Oishi with a red, angry and scandalised face. Ryoma just flushed a pretty shade of red, and pulled down his cap. While Oishi screamed bloody murder at the two captains in his court. Atobe ignored the drama and started to explain.

"I thought the same but he insisted we keep it safe"

"Does he even know how to say that?"

"Of course, ne Kabaji?"

"Usu"

"Saa" while they talked, Fuji thought he could ask Kabaji questions to see how red Ryoma could get. "Ne Kabaji, so this was meant to be used inside Ryoma? Because there are an awful lot of flavours we like"

"Usu"

Ryoma sputtered as he got red faced. While they talked they started the game, but because of this comment, Ryoma missed the ball.

"Syuusuke!"

"Love - 15"

Keigo smirked and also started talking. "Ne Kabaji didn't you say that they were also so he could suck us while using grape condoms?"

"Usu"

"So what? Is this about me being the bottom at every turn? Is this for my protection? For my non-virgin entrance? For them to enjoy while they play with me and I don't know what the hell is going on?"

"Usu"

"I'm no girl you know? I can't get pregnant so these" he waved the package violently "Is for naught!" (2)

"…"

After his outburst all was quiet. He had been tired of everything. He couldn't take it anymore. But… oh, he had just spilled a lot of things…. Dammit.

'It's not my fault, they were pushing me!' He thought angrily, while he looked around. He took his things and got out of there leaving many people slack jawed. 'Good thing I was too angry to hear anything of their stupid thoughts'

Minutes before the outburst the other players had started to amass at block A since the matches there were still going. All of them were surprised, it wasn't every day the cocky prince blurted private things like that. As one, all of them turned to Atobe and Fuji to see their reactions.

Atobe had a serious face, as if thinking that they had maybe gone too far. In fact… 'He must have been really angry, he left without winning and giving us a verbal ass serving…'

As of Fuji, he had a mix between amused, serious, pensive and worried, face. The lot of them didn't even try to think what was going inside his head, afraid they would be traumatized for life. 'Saa, that was an interesting reaction, I wonder if I can use it to instigate sex. Mhm, but he really did look unhappy and angry, maybe we went too far? I hope this won't make him extend our celibate days… I have to make it up to him somehow… maybe I can dress Kei-chan as a' he looked Keigo up and down, who unconsciously shuddered, unaware of the danger he was in. 'cheerleader… we haven't tried that one…'

He looked at the other court where Oishi was about to kill his lovers.

_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_

A while before…

"WHAT?" screamed a red faced Oishi. He returned the ball with more force than he had initially intended. The ball ended up doing a denture on the floor. Just as he was about to scram more….

"I thought the same but he insisted we keep it safe" said Atobe smugly.

"Does he even know how to say that?" asked an annoyed Echizen.

"Of course, ne Kabaji?"

"Usu"

"Saa" Fuji looked evil, but Oishi wasn't scared. Not this time. "Ne Kabaji, so this was meant to be used inside Ryoma? Because there are an awful lot of flavours we like"

"Usu"

Ryoma sputtered as he got red faced. "Syuusuke!"

"Love - 15"

"Ne Kabaji didn't you say that they were also so he could suck us while using grape condoms?"

"Usu"

"So what? Is this about me being the bottom at every turn? Is this for my protection? For my non-virgin entrance? For them to enjoy while they play with me and I don't know what the hell is going on?"

"Usu"

"I'm no girl you know? I can't get pregnant so these" he waved the package violently "Is for naught!"

"…"

While that court kept up their antics, Oishi had reached his limit.

"How can you do that to Echizen? He is barely a teen! And the things he is saying! Are you treating him alright?" This was all said while he advanced on the two captains. All thoughts of the tennis match gone.

Eiji looked at them and at his lover with a troubled face. He didn't know who was going to die, Oishi for being so bold, or the captains from the rage of a protective mother. It was like deciding between toothpaste flavours, each had their own. But since he knew Oishi better, he was voting for him. After all, how many people could say they had tamed the tennis monster schools' captains?

Meanwhile, Tezuka and Yukimura had started to back from Oishi who was walking towards them menacingly. Both looked at one another, a bit worried, Tezuka more so than Seiichi, after all, he had to see him constantly.

"You are not supposed to be sexually active with a boy his age, I can understand one our same age! But you are a..a… PEDOPHILE! All five of you are! And I'm sorry but you are not doing that with him until I'm sure he has had AT LEAST a decent sexual education!" He had cornered the two captains and was pocking them in the chest, once in a while turning to point at the other two in the other court and at Sanada.

Sanada had just come from his own match when Kabaji had served his gift.

"Saa, his father—"

"His father's sexual education not withstanding! I will see to it! I will give him the sexual education he needs! He needs to know he can say NO! And you" he pointed to Atobe, "YOU are going to give us a room from your manor so I can teach him, and all six of you are coming! In fact" he looked around. "All of us should be there!" he whipped his head around, "Otori, you will help won't you?"

"H-hai!"

"We will need a mannequin, better if it's of gel or something like that, condoms, lube, a dildo, a butt plug….." on and on he went.

"…"

"This is sooo awkward…" said Mukahi.


On the seventh day of Christmas Kabaji gave to me seven flavoured condoms
Six embarrassing questions
Five piercing rings
Four orgies books,

Three Lolita dresses
Two butt plugs,
And a hentai magazine with me in it!


(1) If anyone was wondering, Hiyoshi didn't play because he had an appointment with a doctor or something alike.

(2) So I know Ryoma outburst is really out of character, but you have to understand. He has been bothered about his sexual life for seven days now; they are also nagging him about the healthiness of his relationship and are even making fun of him. Also let's not forget the sexual frustration he must feel. I think he is allowed to have a moment, don't you?

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