Hola Papi!

Well, it took all night, but I caught France. Hehehehehe he made the mistake
of hiding out in Panama and trying to molest her. NO ONE tries to molest MI
FAMILIA! Let's just say that he's probably going to have to go to the
hospital...he's currently in Russia. Si, I'm in Russia too. One of my bases
are in Russia. Oh, and he says hi. I also told him that if he tries to invade
you, I'm kicking his ass to kingdom come and Nicaragua's going to get a LOT
bigger.

Si, depression is not good. It's okay Papi. You did the best you could!

...I had no use for the bombs anyway...I might have gone crazy with the
knife...

OH NO YOU DON'T FRANCIA!

...si, he's going to need to be hospitalized...

Te Amo Papi!

Currently keeping France captive in Russia,

Nicaragua


L-Luisa,

P-please don't be so mean to France…he may piss me off sometimes, but he's still my friend and I'd be a little distraught it anything too bad happened to him…

B-but, I suppose, if he tried to molest Panama, then, all is well deserved…

…I refuse to say hello to Russia.

Well, that's good. Just don't be too mean to France, he's still an ally of mine, and he's been (sorta) helping me through this economic crisis…

…good, we don't need another Blitzkrieg.

Just, take care of France, will you?

T-te amo, my scary daughter,

Papi


Now Nicaragua's off limits to minors…anyone here 18 or older?