E-eh, Bonjour Espagne,

C-could you p-please call off your fille? Nicaragua is very scary with un
couteau. And she has me in Russe no less...She does not look happy either...
What did I do wrong?

Beaucoup d'amour,

France

P.S. Why does Nicaragua have a german shepard breed chien?


Espagne: Spain

fille: daughter

un couteau: knife

Russe: Russia (obviously)

Beaucoup d'amour: much love.

chien:dog


Francis,

I don't think its Luisa you really want to be worried about, I think its Romano and I. How dare you send Feliciano RISK of all things! Are you daft?

You've done a lot wrong, so be a man, suck it up and deal with it.

Ciao

Antonio

P.S. Because. Germany sent Pelucha to her.


And now Antonio can yell at France for being an idiot and sending Italy a copy of Risk. Ohh. We have all of the Bad Touch Trio now! :D