"because your blue eye's."octavius smiled and rolled his eye's.
the song ended.
bWell, I walk into the room Passing out hundred dollar bills And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill And I buy the bar a double round of crown And everybody's getting down An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
Cause I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway on my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy./b
once everyone heard that they started to but me of course.
"STUPID COMPUTER!"rang through out the museum followed by laughter and the song.
bAnd I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway on my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy I'm a thourough-bred that's what she said in the back of my truck bed As I was gettin' buzzed on suds Out on some back country road.
We where flying high Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation of my cowboy reputation Had me begging for salvation all night long So I took her out giggin frogs Introduced her to my old bird dog And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of And we made love And I saddled up my horse and I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway on my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy./b
i decided to get up on stage and shout out the next part.
"WHAT?WHAT?"i shouted.
"SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!"they shouted.
"EVERYBODY SAYS?"i shouted.
"SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!"they shouted song ended with us laughing.
"sorry jed my computer put that on there."i waived it off laughing.
"before we continue black 4 may i adepto canis?"octavius shouted.
" 's latebras in officium."i smiled.
"jed stay here."octavius said.
"no actully jed come up here."i came up."give me your bandana."i he untied it and handed it to me.i turned him around and tied it around his eye's.
"is this really needed?"jed ask.
"yes now shut up and stand still!"i exclaimed slapping him in the back of the head.
"ow."jed mumbled.
"go red 8."i came back moments carried the small puppy in his arms."og ot og?"i ask.
"sey."octavius replied.
"alright jed it's a lose knot untie it."i untied it.
"ok now what?"jed ask with sarcasm which earned him another slap in the back of the head.
"sacrasm don't slide with me bro."i said."now pull up your pant's they're sagging and turn looked at me as if to say Yes turned around.
"what are you doing with abby's dog?"jed ask.
"thta's not my (whistle's) is my dog."i came running and jumped up in my arms."good girl."i said.
"so what?"jed ask.
"gizmo is your dog."octavius said.
"octavius pointed out the puppy in the store because we both noticed you seemed to like 's why i bought it."i said.
"that's why you had me name it?"jed ask.
"come on do you really think i couldn't have come up with a name for it?"i ask.
"no."jed answered backing away from gizmo who was licking his face.
"good."i said.
"here."octavius handed jed the grabbed him under his front paws and looked at him with a face of disgust but that soon went away and he hugged octavius.
"thanks."jed whispered.
"your welcome."octavius replied.
"now lets put these dog's down and dance!but be or kill these dog's and your face will meet my fist."i warned then started the music.
bSong, Song of the south Sweet potato pie, and I shut my mouth Gone, gone with the wind There aint no body looking back again Cotton on roadside, cotton on the ditch We all picked the cotton but we never got rich Daddy was a veteren, a southern democrat They oughta get rich man to vote like that singing Song song of the south Sweet potato pie, and i shut my mouth Gone gone with the wind There aint no body looking back again Well somebody told us wall street fell But we were so poor that we couldnt tell The cotton was short, and the weeds was' tall But Mr. Roosevelt's a' gonna save us all Well momma got sick, and daddy got down The county got the farm, and we moved to town Poppa got a job with the TVA We bought a washing machine, and then a Chevrolet Song song of the south Sweet potatoe pie, and I shut my mouth Gone, gone with the wind There ain't nobody looking back again/b
"WOAH!CAREFUL!DON'T STEP ON GIZMO!"jed now started to be careful of the dogs.
"NEXT SONG!"i shouted.
bAmerican Girls and American Guys We ll always stand up and salute We ll always recognize When we see Old Glory Flying There s a lot of men dead So we can sleep in peace at night When we lay down our head/b
"HEY JED KNOW'S THE SONG!LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET HIM UP THERE TO SING IT!"i shouted.".."i started to chant.
"JED!JED!JED!JED!JED!JED!JED!"everyone got on stage dragging octavius with him.
"My daddy served in the he lost his right he flew a flag out in our the day that he wanted my mother, my brother,my sister and me!To grow up and live happy!In the land of the free."octavius sang.
"Now this nation that I love,Has fallen under attack!A mighty sucker punch came flyin in,From somewhere in the back!Soon as we could see clearly!Through our big black eye!Man, we lit up your world!Like the 4th of July!"jed sang.
"Hey Uncle Sam!Put your name at the top of his list!And the Statue of Liberty!Started shakin her fist!And the eagle will fly!Man, it s gonna be hell!When you hear Mother Freedom!Start ringin her bell!And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you!Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue!"both sang.
"Justice will be served,And the battle will rage,This big dog will fight,When you rattle his cage,And you ll be sorry that you messed with,The U.S. of AAAAAAAA!`CAUSE WELL PUT A BOOT IN YOUR ASS!IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY!"jed half shouted and half sang.
the song ended.
bWell, I walk into the room Passing out hundred dollar bills And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill And I buy the bar a double round of crown And everybody's getting down An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
Cause I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway on my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy./b
once everyone heard that they started to but me of course.
"STUPID COMPUTER!"rang through out the museum followed by laughter and the song.
bAnd I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway on my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy I'm a thourough-bred that's what she said in the back of my truck bed As I was gettin' buzzed on suds Out on some back country road.
We where flying high Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation of my cowboy reputation Had me begging for salvation all night long So I took her out giggin frogs Introduced her to my old bird dog And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of And we made love And I saddled up my horse and I ride into the city I make a lot of noise Cause the girls They are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway on my old stud Leroy And the girls say Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy./b
i decided to get up on stage and shout out the next part.
"WHAT?WHAT?"i shouted.
"SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!"they shouted.
"EVERYBODY SAYS?"i shouted.
"SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!"they shouted song ended with us laughing.
"sorry jed my computer put that on there."i waived it off laughing.
"before we continue black 4 may i adepto canis?"octavius shouted.
" 's latebras in officium."i smiled.
"jed stay here."octavius said.
"no actully jed come up here."i came up."give me your bandana."i he untied it and handed it to me.i turned him around and tied it around his eye's.
"is this really needed?"jed ask.
"yes now shut up and stand still!"i exclaimed slapping him in the back of the head.
"ow."jed mumbled.
"go red 8."i came back moments carried the small puppy in his arms."og ot og?"i ask.
"sey."octavius replied.
"alright jed it's a lose knot untie it."i untied it.
"ok now what?"jed ask with sarcasm which earned him another slap in the back of the head.
"sacrasm don't slide with me bro."i said."now pull up your pant's they're sagging and turn looked at me as if to say Yes turned around.
"what are you doing with abby's dog?"jed ask.
"thta's not my (whistle's) is my dog."i came running and jumped up in my arms."good girl."i said.
"so what?"jed ask.
"gizmo is your dog."octavius said.
"octavius pointed out the puppy in the store because we both noticed you seemed to like 's why i bought it."i said.
"that's why you had me name it?"jed ask.
"come on do you really think i couldn't have come up with a name for it?"i ask.
"no."jed answered backing away from gizmo who was licking his face.
"good."i said.
"here."octavius handed jed the grabbed him under his front paws and looked at him with a face of disgust but that soon went away and he hugged octavius.
"thanks."jed whispered.
"your welcome."octavius replied.
"now lets put these dog's down and dance!but be or kill these dog's and your face will meet my fist."i warned then started the music.
bSong, Song of the south Sweet potato pie, and I shut my mouth Gone, gone with the wind There aint no body looking back again Cotton on roadside, cotton on the ditch We all picked the cotton but we never got rich Daddy was a veteren, a southern democrat They oughta get rich man to vote like that singing Song song of the south Sweet potato pie, and i shut my mouth Gone gone with the wind There aint no body looking back again Well somebody told us wall street fell But we were so poor that we couldnt tell The cotton was short, and the weeds was' tall But Mr. Roosevelt's a' gonna save us all Well momma got sick, and daddy got down The county got the farm, and we moved to town Poppa got a job with the TVA We bought a washing machine, and then a Chevrolet Song song of the south Sweet potatoe pie, and I shut my mouth Gone, gone with the wind There ain't nobody looking back again/b
"WOAH!CAREFUL!DON'T STEP ON GIZMO!"jed now started to be careful of the dogs.
"NEXT SONG!"i shouted.
bAmerican Girls and American Guys We ll always stand up and salute We ll always recognize When we see Old Glory Flying There s a lot of men dead So we can sleep in peace at night When we lay down our head/b
"HEY JED KNOW'S THE SONG!LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET HIM UP THERE TO SING IT!"i shouted.".."i started to chant.
"JED!JED!JED!JED!JED!JED!JED!"everyone got on stage dragging octavius with him.
"My daddy served in the he lost his right he flew a flag out in our the day that he wanted my mother, my brother,my sister and me!To grow up and live happy!In the land of the free."octavius sang.
"Now this nation that I love,Has fallen under attack!A mighty sucker punch came flyin in,From somewhere in the back!Soon as we could see clearly!Through our big black eye!Man, we lit up your world!Like the 4th of July!"jed sang.
"Hey Uncle Sam!Put your name at the top of his list!And the Statue of Liberty!Started shakin her fist!And the eagle will fly!Man, it s gonna be hell!When you hear Mother Freedom!Start ringin her bell!And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you!Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue!"both sang.
"Justice will be served,And the battle will rage,This big dog will fight,When you rattle his cage,And you ll be sorry that you messed with,The U.S. of AAAAAAAA!`CAUSE WELL PUT A BOOT IN YOUR ASS!IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY!"jed half shouted and half sang.