Bonjour Espagne
Oh, Italy can't play risk? I didn't know that.
Non! Nicaragua has a knife. What could you do worse to me than what
Nicaragua's doing? She may be the next conquistador in the family if she keeps
this up. Russe is kind of afraid of her right now...
Currently afraid,
France
Francis,
You're a dumbass.
I know she does, she has a lot of her Daddy's redeeming qualities, ¿no? Anyway, Francis, you forget I have my beloved axe, which is in pristine condition, mind you. I could a lot worse than Nicaragua could ever dream of doing; don't forget who's been the conquistador the longest.
At least he's afraid of someone.
Laughing at your expense,
Antonio