"glad we didn't."jed looked at me when i started tapping a beat on my lap.
"what are you doing?"octavius ask.i grined.
"who let the dogs out?woof!woof!woof!"i started singing with all stopped when larry came in and told us to shut it.
*NYDL*
"alright so i have...paranormal activity 1 and 2 which are more cool than scary but any way.i have qurantine.i have the grudge 1,2,3,and 4.i have 100 feet.i have one missed call.i have when a stranger calls 1 and 2.i have the fog.i have the mist and i have zombieland."i wanted to watch a horror movie or something so stupid it was scary.
"ok...one missed call?"octavius ask.
"what's that about?"jed ask.
"it's about this person that goes around killing they're dead a marble like candy rolls out of their 's more disgusting than scary."i replied.
"when a stranger calls?"jed ask.
"it's about this girl who's baby sitting and keeps getting these calls from an unknown friend comes by and stays awhile then on in the movie she's found dead in the bathroom and it freaks the babysitter out."i replied.
"the grudge?"octavius ask.
"it's freaky."i said.
"let's watch paranormal activity 1 and 2 then watch qurantine!"jed and octavius looked at him.
"sounds good to me."octavius said.
"dido."i said.i popped in the first paranormal activity.
*talking about the 2nd paranormal activity*
"THOSE WERE AWESOME!"we all shouted.
"my favorite part was were it dragged the baby out of it's crib!"jed shouted.
"mine was when it dragged the mom down the stairs by her foot!"octavius exclaimed.
"mine was were all the pots and pans and crap just made me jump really high but it was awesome!"i then we heard a bang in the good friends we all went to check it out.
*the kitchen*
"hm...we must be hearing things."i said.
"most-"octavius started but the pots,pans,and other things exploded out like in the movie causing us all to scream.
"uncle larry!nick!rebecca!i know yall are behind this!"i shouted."come out now!"i one came out.
"how do you know it's them?"jed ask.
"because whenever i watch movies like those when i was younger larry and nick would always do this to i had a sleep over once for me and my two watched one missed call and we were all grossed out and freaked when we started to go to bed the tv turned was playing to movie all over again which i thought was weird cause i'd taking the movie i went and turned the tv of and just as i turned my bedroom light out and crawled in bed the song that play's on the movie started yea thats not scary untill we found out it was coming from our phones and we didn't have that song."i said."but then we found out it was larry and nick after a long night of no sleeping and jumping."i finished.
"it's not them guy's."octavius disagreed.
"it must be them."jed was about to disagree again when a door upstairs looked at each other and screamed.
"i told yall it wasn't them!"octavius exclaimed.
"wait where are the dogs?"i and jed looked at each other.
"i thought you knew."jed stated.
"i thought you knew."i replied."CHIP!GIZMO!"i and gizmo came in the room up to me and jed.
" it can't be them."octavius said.
"what do you mean?"jed ask.
"they got here to quick for it to be them."octavius replied.
"oh."jed stated.
"hey guy's i think i know what it mouse.i put a trap in my room the would have slamed the door and the pots and pans i put a trap behind an i guess i messed it up when i set it up."i said.
"there it is!"jed pointed to itand it just happened to be by octavius' jumped up on jed's back."you ain't scared of mice are ya octy?"jed ask.
"terrified."octavius sighed and held octavius just happened to walk in.
"woah whats goin' on here?"larry ask.
"there was a mouse by octavius' freaked and jumped up on jed's back."i replied.
"oh."larry stated.
"yea."octavius said.
"stupid mouse.i've been after that thing for months!"i exclaimed."but it keeps setting off the traps!i swear it's like that show tom and jerry!"i laughed."not kidding.i turn into a cat and try to get it and he runs me face first into a wall."i added.
"alright we believe you."larry said.
"jed if you'd let me go i'd get down."octavius said.
"ok."jed let go and octavus hopped down.
"so anyway abby those friends i wanted you to meet are here."larry said.
"ok come on in."i man,one woman,one teenage boy,and one teenage girl stepped in."hi.i'm abbigal nicky gibbson but yall can call me abby,abbs,or gibbs."i said.
"we are the jakeberns.i'm ben this is my wife sandy and my son damian."ben said.
"and this is my girlfriend nina."damian said.
"cool it's nice to meet you all."i replied.
"um...not to be rude but who the heck are those cute guy's behind you?"nina ask.
"um...this is my brother jed and his boyfriend octavius."i replied.
"oh."nina stated.
"ya know ya always do that to go nina we are done."damian said.
"fine but i'll get you back i always do."nina walked then chip and gizmo came ran up to damian and jumped on them all to the ground.
" off the guest."i and jed started shooing them off damian."i'm so sorry 're new and are very very loving and curious puppies."i added once i had chip and jed had gizmo.
"oh it's ok i love dogs."damian said."c-can i hold one?"damian ask after a moment of silence.
" ones names chip."i said.i carefully handed chip to damian.
"she's a um...shep ain't she?"damian ask.
"um...yes a Australian Shepherd to be percise."i said."and thats jeds dog gizmo."i added.
"he's a chocolate lab."jed stated.
"wow you guy's love dogs."damian replied.
"so you guy's should hang out sometime."larry said.
"indeed we should."i replied.
"well,can he stay here a few hours?"ben ask.
"i have some stuff to do."sandy added.
"uh...sure if he wants."i looked to damian.
"you guy's sound pretty cool."damian said.
"so you like horror movies or scary movies?"i ask.
"you kidding?i LOVE them."damian said.
"then come join the what we've been watching for the past while."octavius said.
"ah he does speak."ben said.
"see yall later thanks abby."sandy said.
"it's really no problem at all."i smiled.
"bye."everyone ,ben,and sandy left.
"so we don't actully have to watch those do we?"damian ask.
"not really why?" ask.
"because he's proble chicken."jed said.
"chip!"i jumped up and landed on barked at jed.
"alright."jed pretended to zip his lips.
"no i'm actully not chicken but i've seen them all 'cause i love'em so much."damian said.
"we can watch something else but all i have besides horror and scary movies would be kids,romantic,sad,fiction,non-fiction,family,science,history,and death."i said.
"cool how about teen movies cause we're all teens."damian said.
"yes that would be best."octavius agreed.
"ok.i have 17 again,the blind side,twilight,new moon,eclips,jeff dunham-"i started.
"jeff."damian stated.
"ok."i replied.
*the movie*
peanut : IT'S EIGHT O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!EVERYONE LEFT THEIR HOUSE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!BACK TO YOU!CALL ME BACK AT FIVE O'CLOCK AND I'LL TELL YOU THE SAME THING!ONLY GUESS WHAT!THEIR GOING THE OTHER WAY!
"what are you doing?"octavius ask.i grined.
"who let the dogs out?woof!woof!woof!"i started singing with all stopped when larry came in and told us to shut it.
*NYDL*
"alright so i have...paranormal activity 1 and 2 which are more cool than scary but any way.i have qurantine.i have the grudge 1,2,3,and 4.i have 100 feet.i have one missed call.i have when a stranger calls 1 and 2.i have the fog.i have the mist and i have zombieland."i wanted to watch a horror movie or something so stupid it was scary.
"ok...one missed call?"octavius ask.
"what's that about?"jed ask.
"it's about this person that goes around killing they're dead a marble like candy rolls out of their 's more disgusting than scary."i replied.
"when a stranger calls?"jed ask.
"it's about this girl who's baby sitting and keeps getting these calls from an unknown friend comes by and stays awhile then on in the movie she's found dead in the bathroom and it freaks the babysitter out."i replied.
"the grudge?"octavius ask.
"it's freaky."i said.
"let's watch paranormal activity 1 and 2 then watch qurantine!"jed and octavius looked at him.
"sounds good to me."octavius said.
"dido."i said.i popped in the first paranormal activity.
*talking about the 2nd paranormal activity*
"THOSE WERE AWESOME!"we all shouted.
"my favorite part was were it dragged the baby out of it's crib!"jed shouted.
"mine was when it dragged the mom down the stairs by her foot!"octavius exclaimed.
"mine was were all the pots and pans and crap just made me jump really high but it was awesome!"i then we heard a bang in the good friends we all went to check it out.
*the kitchen*
"hm...we must be hearing things."i said.
"most-"octavius started but the pots,pans,and other things exploded out like in the movie causing us all to scream.
"uncle larry!nick!rebecca!i know yall are behind this!"i shouted."come out now!"i one came out.
"how do you know it's them?"jed ask.
"because whenever i watch movies like those when i was younger larry and nick would always do this to i had a sleep over once for me and my two watched one missed call and we were all grossed out and freaked when we started to go to bed the tv turned was playing to movie all over again which i thought was weird cause i'd taking the movie i went and turned the tv of and just as i turned my bedroom light out and crawled in bed the song that play's on the movie started yea thats not scary untill we found out it was coming from our phones and we didn't have that song."i said."but then we found out it was larry and nick after a long night of no sleeping and jumping."i finished.
"it's not them guy's."octavius disagreed.
"it must be them."jed was about to disagree again when a door upstairs looked at each other and screamed.
"i told yall it wasn't them!"octavius exclaimed.
"wait where are the dogs?"i and jed looked at each other.
"i thought you knew."jed stated.
"i thought you knew."i replied."CHIP!GIZMO!"i and gizmo came in the room up to me and jed.
" it can't be them."octavius said.
"what do you mean?"jed ask.
"they got here to quick for it to be them."octavius replied.
"oh."jed stated.
"hey guy's i think i know what it mouse.i put a trap in my room the would have slamed the door and the pots and pans i put a trap behind an i guess i messed it up when i set it up."i said.
"there it is!"jed pointed to itand it just happened to be by octavius' jumped up on jed's back."you ain't scared of mice are ya octy?"jed ask.
"terrified."octavius sighed and held octavius just happened to walk in.
"woah whats goin' on here?"larry ask.
"there was a mouse by octavius' freaked and jumped up on jed's back."i replied.
"oh."larry stated.
"yea."octavius said.
"stupid mouse.i've been after that thing for months!"i exclaimed."but it keeps setting off the traps!i swear it's like that show tom and jerry!"i laughed."not kidding.i turn into a cat and try to get it and he runs me face first into a wall."i added.
"alright we believe you."larry said.
"jed if you'd let me go i'd get down."octavius said.
"ok."jed let go and octavus hopped down.
"so anyway abby those friends i wanted you to meet are here."larry said.
"ok come on in."i man,one woman,one teenage boy,and one teenage girl stepped in."hi.i'm abbigal nicky gibbson but yall can call me abby,abbs,or gibbs."i said.
"we are the jakeberns.i'm ben this is my wife sandy and my son damian."ben said.
"and this is my girlfriend nina."damian said.
"cool it's nice to meet you all."i replied.
"um...not to be rude but who the heck are those cute guy's behind you?"nina ask.
"um...this is my brother jed and his boyfriend octavius."i replied.
"oh."nina stated.
"ya know ya always do that to go nina we are done."damian said.
"fine but i'll get you back i always do."nina walked then chip and gizmo came ran up to damian and jumped on them all to the ground.
" off the guest."i and jed started shooing them off damian."i'm so sorry 're new and are very very loving and curious puppies."i added once i had chip and jed had gizmo.
"oh it's ok i love dogs."damian said."c-can i hold one?"damian ask after a moment of silence.
" ones names chip."i said.i carefully handed chip to damian.
"she's a um...shep ain't she?"damian ask.
"um...yes a Australian Shepherd to be percise."i said."and thats jeds dog gizmo."i added.
"he's a chocolate lab."jed stated.
"wow you guy's love dogs."damian replied.
"so you guy's should hang out sometime."larry said.
"indeed we should."i replied.
"well,can he stay here a few hours?"ben ask.
"i have some stuff to do."sandy added.
"uh...sure if he wants."i looked to damian.
"you guy's sound pretty cool."damian said.
"so you like horror movies or scary movies?"i ask.
"you kidding?i LOVE them."damian said.
"then come join the what we've been watching for the past while."octavius said.
"ah he does speak."ben said.
"see yall later thanks abby."sandy said.
"it's really no problem at all."i smiled.
"bye."everyone ,ben,and sandy left.
"so we don't actully have to watch those do we?"damian ask.
"not really why?" ask.
"because he's proble chicken."jed said.
"chip!"i jumped up and landed on barked at jed.
"alright."jed pretended to zip his lips.
"no i'm actully not chicken but i've seen them all 'cause i love'em so much."damian said.
"we can watch something else but all i have besides horror and scary movies would be kids,romantic,sad,fiction,non-fiction,family,science,history,and death."i said.
"cool how about teen movies cause we're all teens."damian said.
"yes that would be best."octavius agreed.
"ok.i have 17 again,the blind side,twilight,new moon,eclips,jeff dunham-"i started.
"jeff."damian stated.
"ok."i replied.
*the movie*
peanut : IT'S EIGHT O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!EVERYONE LEFT THEIR HOUSE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!BACK TO YOU!CALL ME BACK AT FIVE O'CLOCK AND I'LL TELL YOU THE SAME THING!ONLY GUESS WHAT!THEIR GOING THE OTHER WAY!
"look man i know i didn't finish school but that freakin says Sa-na-ata-a-na."peanut said.
"it says Sanantana."jeff replied.
"Dun-Ham!dot com!"peanut said.
"it's Dun-Ham."jeff said.
"Jeff-fa-fa Dun-Ham dot com."peanut said.
"Jeff-fafa?"jeff ask.
"yes you have an unneeded f."peanut replied.
"bad timing."walter said.
"why is that?"jeff ask.
"because not 2 seconds before it hit i told my grandson to pull my finger."walter said."he pulled my finger.i farted and half the neighborhood fell down."walter replied.
"not good."jeff said.
"i know the other day i cracked my knuckles and he dove under the couch!"walter exclaimed.
"yea hung up on her."walter said.
"not good."jeff replied.
" called right back and ask `did you hang up on me?`.i said i dunno did it sound a little something like this?click."walter said.
Jeff's wife : hunny can you see yourself?your driving a powder blue holding a three pound 's pretty christmas decorations all over the back window and you make your living with GAY!'click'
Jeff : bitch!'click'
*end of disk*
"ok i have a new favorite person."jed laughed.
"same."octavius agreed.
"good."damian and i replied.
*hours later*
we had all fallen asleep on my couch untill my cell phone jumped up when they heard the song from one missed call playing.
"woah thats that awesome song they play before people are killed on one missed call!"damian exclaimed.
"sounds creepy."octavius whispered to jed.
"yea uncle."i said."ok bye."i added.
"to the museum?"jed ask.
"to the on damian your gonna love this."i grined.
"o-ok."daman he said that i could tell this was going to be one hell of a friendship.