Bonjour Espagne,
I'm not an asshole.
O-oh, you still have that axe?
...why is Nicaragua calling someone?...wait, I heard Panama... merde...
Currently worried for his life...
France
Francis,
Here's a curious thought, since when did you start calling me Spain? Last time I checked you'd always called me Antonio, but whatever. I don't really care. And yes, you are in fact an asshole. I know the news is hard to bear, but you'll pull through. Counseling is available if you so need it.
Sí, I do still have my axe…care to meet your maker with it?
Buena suerte, Francis
Antonio
Antonio can be such an ass…