Dear Nore.

Danmörk never changes. And believe me, the union was even more annoying after you left. He cried after you for over half of the century. So... Are you guys gonna get back together?

I know, you don't need to lecture. I eat fish all the time, too. But you know what happens when you leave it standing for too long. Takk.

-Iceland

P.S. Seems like it. Really, you forget your own brother's age? What a great older bro- sibling you are.

P.P.S. ...You sure he's not mad at me for pulling it?

P.P.P.S. That sounds indecent, you know. Don't you have a better name for him/her/it? Or have you forgotten that too?

(AN: You know, I once thought about writing a story about Nordic cats with the nations as their owners. If Norway's cat is anything like Norway himself
(loves the nature etc.), the cat would love to go to long walks in forests and with a hair like that (and white to top it all! xD), Norway would have a nice
job trying to untangle the cat's hair of all the pinecones and such that have gotten stuck in it after those walks! xD How un-Norwegian. xD Oh well, I'm a
Finn who doesn't drink coffee and doesn't like salmiakki either, so I guess I'm un-Finnish too. xD The only fish food I like is cold smoked salmon. Fish
soup is the worst of all. Finnish lake fishes taste like lake water and are incredibly bony on top of that. Yuck.)

Kjære Island.

Hm. I can imagine he did. You did well surviving at his house. …I don't know…

I know, but it's just a question of storing your fish right, and it won't smell. Though really, you complain so much about my fish. But what about your Hákarl? When I first told you about storing your see food right when you were little, I did not mean to bury it for twelve weeks…

-Storebror Norge.

P.S: Hm~ what was that?

P.P.S: Yes. He is Danmark's pappa too. No one can be worse than Danmark.

P.P.P.S: He has many names.

(a/n: Norway's cat has to be the only thing with Hetalia I don't like. X) The Norwegian cat race is "Norsk skogkatt" – "Norwegian forest cat". They are not white, and although their fur is not exactly short, it's not that long. -_- Oh well. And I imagine Norway to be the kind that will have hundreds of little nicknames for his cat. xD

And Norway'll never admit it, but he cried for quite a while after the union too. He just didn't do it in the open. Of course, he would've rather been independent than been in a union any day, but yeah, what can you do?

Hákarl: poisonous shark buried for 12 weeks. It's a special Icelandic dish and though it's more traditional than normal, you can still find it in supermarkets. It is said to be the most disgusting food in the world.)