A/N: I am mad. I was half way done and then I accidently deleted everything. So now I'm retyping everything and I'm sure it won't be as good as it was at first. Crap. But please ignore my bad mood. Thanks to all of you who reviewed! Those who left questions, they will be answered!
Jessi: SEND IN THE BOY!
Dan: I'M RIGHT HERE!
Jessi: There's no need to yell.
Dan: Whatever.
Jessi: Onto the question that millions want to know and many fan girls fantasize about. Are you, Daniel Cahill, in love with Natalie Kabra?
Dan: NO!
Jessi: Do you hear that?
Dan:…The clock on the wall ticking?
Jessi: No. The sound of thousands of fan girls hearts breaking.
Dan: All I hear is the clock ticking.
Jessi: That is what breaking hearts sound like.
Dan: Ticking clocks?
Jessi: Yup.
Dan: That makes no sense.
Jessi: You're right. I'm much more a Dan and Regan fan. Though Ted and Regan isn't bad…. I really need to interview Regan…..
Dan: I'm not in love with Natalie or Regan!
Jessi: I am very disappointed.
Dan: Can we move on to something else?
Jessi: Would you mind a hypothetical question?
Dan: As long as it doesn't involve Natalie or Regan.
Jessi: I see that is a sensitive subject for you. But no, it does not involve Natalie and Regan.
Dan: Then ask away.
Jessi: …
Dan: Well?
Jessi: Sorry. Ask away is just a funny phrase when you think about it. Anyway. Say there is a hypothetical website for fan fiction. Now say there is a girl on this site dedicated to the 39 clues section of said hypothetical site. Now suppose this girl is a Japanese Ekaterina named Allyson, which is similar to the name of her favorite 39 Clues Clue Hunter and she incorporated his name into her user name. Would you say she's cool?
Dan: Yes.
Jessi: Wow. First the Lucian, then the Tomas, now the Ekat. You get around.
Dan: I just said she was cool! And for the last time I'm not in love with a Lucian or a Tomas! I'm not in love.
Jessi: If that was the last time you said you weren't in love, if I ask again, would you say yes?
Dan: No.
Jessi: I'm getting nowhere with this. We're moving onto a different subject.
Dan: Finally.
Jessi: Back to the hypothetical. If the cool Japanese Ekat had Samurai blood, would you duel her?
Dan: No.
Jessi: Are you afraid you'd lose?
Dan: No! I just…
Jessi: Think that you would lose.
Dan: That's not it at all!
Jessi: I'm sure it's not.
Dan: It's not.
Jessi: Right.
Dan: Whatever.
Jessi: Uh huh. But beyond that, do you read the actual series?
Dan: No. It'd be weird.
Jessi: That's your loss.
Dan: If you say so.
Jessi: So you don't have any of your own cards?
Dan:…
Jessi: YOU DO! YOU SO DO!
Dan: I never said that!
Jessi: Well you didn't deny it either! You have your own cards! Do you collect them like baseball cards?
Dan: I just like to have them, okay?
Jessi: So you've read the books.
Dan: No I haven't.
Jessi: Yes you have. The cards come with the books THAT YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY READ!
Dan: Okay, okay! I've read the books!
Jessi: I knew it! I am the ultimate ninja!
Dan: No! I am!
Jessi: In your dreams.
Dan: In my reality!
Jessi: Your reality is demented!
Dan: You're demented!
Jessi: I can't be demented, I'M THE ULTIMATE NINJA!
Dan: NEVER!
*Okay. So apparently the interview was sounding violent to those standing outside the door of the room I was assured was "Sound Proof" and some guards burst in right about here. It was no big deal, since I had my handy dandy pocket pepper spray. Okay, I might have, um, spiced up the handy dandy pocket pepper spray. And, um, okay I might need glasses, and I might have mistaken Dan as the guard coming to save Dan, but I promise he was okay. For the most part. After twenty minutes of his screaming in agony about his eyes and possible blindness and pain. I'm really not helping my case, am I?*
-Twenty minutes of Dan's recorded screaming later-
Jessi: Um… Sorry.
Dan: *now slightly horse* Promise me one thing. When you interview the Cobras, give them a taste of that pepper spray for me and record it. Then put it on YouTube.
Jessi: Haha, I would, but I'm not allowed a video camera in here. The contract is pretty specific.
Dan: Will you email me a recording?
Jessi: I'm pretty sure they left that out of the contract.
*Guard comes in telling us our time is up. Not before Dan slips me a slip of paper with his email on it and a question asking if that hypothetical question was really hypothetical and if there really is a cool Japanese Ekat with Samurai blood named Allyson.*
A/N: I'm sorry its so short. I wanted it to be longer but I have an Essay I need a final copy for and a brother who wants the computer. And I'm too tired from retyping most of this to edit. So I apologize. And… I really don't know who I want to interview next. So I would appreciate if yall reviewed with a name of a clue hunter and question for them. Please? (Insert adorable puppy dog face here)