A/N: This is not my best work, I admit. I could've done better, but it's the best I could do and I wanted this posted on Christmas. So, Merry Christmas! This is your gift from me! I did Natalie. For a while, and the first few lines of this were Jonah, but then I became uninspired with Jonah, so he will have to wait. Oh, and I didn't edit. Just warning you.

And I noticed that I named the chapters weird, that it's Chapter 1, Dan, Chapter 3, and thats because I really wasn't paying attention, but I will be doing characters names for that interview as the chapter name from now on. If i remember. Sorry for the mix up.

Natalie: How dare you make me wear this ridiculous outfit! I will sue-

Jessi: It's for my personal safety. Blame your brother. He snuck a poisoned dart in his cuff link; I'm not going to let you try to kill me with an earring laser.

Natalie: That's actually not a bad idea…

Jessi: And that is why you are in the prison jumper.

Natalie: It's orange! Why orange! Orange is not my color! I look much better in mauve…

Jessi: I'm sorry, next time I will consult with you when I'm picking the color of your prison jumper.

Natalie: That is all I ask.

Jessi: Where on Earth do I get a mauve prison suit?

Natalie: At a mauve prison?

Jessi: A mauve prison? How do you wind up there, declaring your love for periwinkle? But if it's a prison, it's supposed to a punishment, so I guess surrounding a periwinkle lover with only mauve is punishment enough.

Natalie: Do you have a problem with mauve?

Jessi: I can't help it, I've fallen for periwinkle.

Natalie: That's an awful name for a color.

Jessi: Says the one who loves mauve. What even rhymes with that?

Natalie: You can't say nothing rhymes with mauve when you love periwinkle.

Jessi: Sparkly sprinkle.

Natalie: That-

Jessi: Rhymes. That right. It rhymes. Periwinkle and sparkly sprinkle. I can't help but notice you've thought of nothing that rhymes with mauve.

Natalie: Sauvé.

Jessi: I am slightly impressed.

Natalie: Only slightly? And nothing rhymes with orange.

Jessi: Door hinge.

Natalie: I'm done with this.

Jessi: Uh huh. I thought so. On to more important things, if you were a hand bag, what kind would you be?

Natalie: A sukey large tote by Gucci.

Jessi: That was a really fast answer. You've thought about this a lot.

Natalie: Of course! Everyone should! But that bag is cursed!

Jessi: So… the bag you are is cursed?

Natalie: Yes! The first one I bought was in black leather, and that same I day I bought it our limo breaks down next to a park. So I step out to yell at a peasant who nearly hit our car as we were pulling over, my bag is over my shoulder, and all the sudden this pigeon flies overhead and… It was awful!

Jessi: Wait. A pigeon pooped on your black leather bag?

Natalie: YES! It was humiliating and awful! And I then when we were in California I attempted to order the python version of it, but apparently you can't ship python products to California, so I um, pulled some strings and called in some favors to get it shipped anyway and the police arrested me!

Jessi: So wait. A Lucian, who's crest is a snake, is perfectly fine with a snake being slaughtered to become a purse? How would you like it if we slaughtered you and made you into a purse?

Natalie: Well, as long as it was Gucci…

Jessi: That is despicable.

Natalie: Wow, such a big word for a peasant.

Jessi: It's called public school.

Natalie: Ugh! The very thought makes me shudder!

Jessi: Can we go back to your purse curse before I'm tempted to slap you?

Natalie: Oh right! Anyway, you can't buy python is California and then we had to jet out to… well a place, and it didn't have internet service and by the time we could get internet service or to a place where I could by Gucci it was out of stock! So I attempted to buy the chocolate crocodile and-

Jessi: Wait. How many versions of this purse are their?

Natalie: Ten, but I only attempted the three. Attempted being the subject of that sentence.

Jessi: Actually it's the verb.

Natalie: Excuse me?

Jessi: Public school, remember?

*Natalie actually did shudder*

Natalie: So I bought the crocodile and then was off to this horrid zoo to meet an expert on… something, and as were passing the crocodile exhibit, which was a pond, no fence around it all which is by far the stupidest design EVER, a crocodile jumped out of the pond and grabbed my purse!

Jessi: So let me get this straight. Of the purses in the world that you could be, you choose the one that has been pooped on by pigeons, got you arrested, and was eaten by a crocodile?

Natalie: Well, you have to admit, it is a devious purse.

Jessi: You do have a point. Henry, do you internet access on your phone?

*Henry did. So I googled this cursed handbag, and what do I find but a picture of the pink one Natalie came in with?*

Jessi: You came in with this purse!

Natalie: Yes, I had it custom made in pink. Isn't it fabulous?

Jessi: I don't even know how to respond to this. I literally have no words.

Natalie: You having nothing to say does not bother me, what does bother me is this jumper, it's itchy!

Jessi: Yup! Isn't it great?

Natalie: No, it's not!

Jessi: Are you in love with Dan Cahill?

Natalie: NO! Why would you think that?

Jessi: Because of the all the stories about you two!

Natalie: What stories? I have seen and read every article with my name in it, and not one of them has Daniels in it as well!

Jessi: Type in Danatalie on Google. Go on, I dare you.

Natalie: HENRY! I need your phone!

Alejandro: Henry's on break.

Jessi: He left me with a Kabra? How dare he! Who's going to protect me?

Alejandro: What do you think I am? I'm not completely incapable!

Natalie: Quit your useless chatter! I need to Google Danatalie!

Alejandro: Oh I love Danatalie! Seriously, you guys are great together!

Natalie: What is he talking about?

Jessi: If only Henry were here, you would know.

Natalie: HENRY!

Jessi: Yelling for him is not going to make him come to you. He's not a dog. You might be overreacting. Actually, you're very defensive. Are you sure you don't love Dan?

Natalie: I don't.

Jessi: You do! You love Dan!

Natalie: Do not!

Jessi: Perhaps I can make him confess his love for you at his next interview. You know what? I'm just going to do both of your second interviews at the same time. Just imagine you, me, and Dan all in the same room! And you can bring your purse! All your favorite things and people in one room!

*I think I took it too far with the last comment, being as Natalie passed out. I'm sure was of excitement though. After all, with Dan and I what can go wrong?*

A/N: Now I'm excited to stick them in the same room. So, should I still do Jonah next or do you have someone else in mind? Review! Oh! And are yall buying the RapidFire short stories? I am! Very excited for the fourth one!