Jonah: Yo, wassup homey?
Jessi: Did you not read the sign?
Jonah: What sign?
Jessi: The one that was on the door you just walked in.
Jonah: Um… Maybe.
Jessi: Just go read the sign.
*Jonah walks out of the room, faces the door, and read the sign. Then storms, that's right, storms, back into the room*
Jonah: Dawg there is no reason to-
Jessi: Okay, go back and read the sign again, out loud, because you are just not grasping this concept.
*Gives an exasperated sigh, and walks back to the sign*
Jonah: In really big red letters, it says, "GANGSTA TALK WILL NOT BE PERMITTED! OFFENDERS WILL BE PUNISHED AS THE EPIC INTERVIEWER SEES NECESSARY! JONAH BEWARE!"
*Jonah returns*
Jessi: Got it?
Jonah: Why'd you have to single me out like that?
Jessi: You're kidding right? Who else that I'm interviewing would I have to tell this? Hamilton?
Jonah: You never know, he could surprise you.
Jessi: Right…
Jonah: It could happen!
Jessi: A change of subject that doesn't involve me trying to imagine Hamilton's gangsta talk, which is a very scary thing, I hear there is a special lady in your life Jonah.
Jonah: I'm sorry, I don't think I heard right.
Jessi: A certain red head, very smart, someone you don't want the other hunters to find out about.
Jonah: I don't know who you're talking about.
Jessi: You do!
Jonah: I don't!
Jessi: You do!
Jonah: I don't!
Jessi: Admit it Jonah! You-
Jonah: I like Sinead, alright?
Jessi: -have a lady bug pillow pet!
Both at the same time: Wait, what?
Jonah: Wait, how do you know about Smarty?
Jessi: Oh my Google you love Sinead!
Jonah: Oh my Google?
Jessi: Oh my Google!
Jonah: No, I wasn't shouting with you, I was questioning your choice of words! Who says Oh my Google?
Jessi: Says the famous rapper with a pillow pet named after a candy!
Jonah: That is to never leave this room!
Jessi: The point is you admitted your love for Sinead! That's a full confession of love! Now I'm at one and a half!
Jonah: How do you get half a confession of love?
Jessi: If Natalie hadn't fainted I'm pretty sure I could've gotten there.
Jonah: You made Natalie faint?
Jessi: That's not important, what is important is what you are going to do about your love.
Jonah: Nothing.
Jessi: Nothing?
Jonah: Nope.
Jessi: But why not?
Jonah: Because I can't do that to Hamil- I mean because I'm shy with girls.
Jessi: I've read the Kings Ransom. You didn't seem to shy when you were flirting with a strange girl you didn't even know.
Jonah: Yea well, I'm very shy.
Jessi: You perform in front of millions of people, have a reality show, and do tons of interviews.
Jonah: And you would think those interviews would have prepared me for this.
Jessi: Oh you love this and you know it. I'm a fabulous interviewer. So you won't ask Sinead out because your bud Hamilton likes her?
Jonah: Look, dawg, it's complicated and- Oh my Google what is that it BURNS!
*Dawg counts as gangsta talk, so I punished as I saw fit. I spritzed him with a squirt bottle, like the kind you use to train cats. And rappers. Normally, there filled with water, but water was boring so I put something else in it. I just don't remember what the something else was…*
Jessi: Obey the sign. I really don't know what it is, I forgot. And you said Oh my Google!
Jonah: You can't just spray people with random stuff!
Jessi: I can if they disobey signs.
Jonah: Look, it's not cool to-
Jessi: Do you have other pillow pets?
Jonah: No.
Jessi: I don't believe you. What is it? A duck? The puppy? IS IT THE UNICORN?
Jonah: I only have Smarty! She was a gift!
Jessi: You know my cousin has two unicorns, Diamond Shiny and Diamond Shiny Jr. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Jonah: How old is your cousin?
Jessi: …six…
Jonah: Boy or girl?
Jessi: …girl…
Jonah: Exactly. A seventeen year old super star can't have a six year old girl's toy.
Jessi: I have one!
Jonah: Yes, but you're a girl.
Jessi: You can be feminine!
Jonah: I don't know how to respond to that. I really don't.
Jessi: You wear enough jewelry for it…
Jonah: It's not jewelry! It's bling!
Jessi: Dude, its jewelry.
Jonah: I'm not feminine.
Jessi: But you are a pillow pet lover.
Jonah: Can't you just forget that?
Jessi: Oh don't be ashamed. Amy does cart wheels, Dan is player, Ian's a Teddy Bear who got pepper sprayed, and Natalie walks around with a cursed purse. In your family, a rapper who loves pillow pets is nothing strange.
Jonah: Dan emailed Hamilton and I that pepper spray video! I don't think Ian's ever tried to kill someone that hard before.
Jessi: Yea, well, that's why I have Alejandro and Henry.
Jonah: Who?
Jessi: The guards.
Jonah: What guards?
Jessi: The one's that stand outside the door and come in when I call them so they can protect me from angry Clue Hunters.
Jonah: Uh… there's no one outside the door. I know. I went there three times.
Jessi: What do mean there's no one out there-
*Feeling extremely betrayed and abandoned, I read the note that was taped on my sign.
"Sorry, Jess, out to lunch. Be back later."
-Henry and Alejandro.
The ending of which was crossed out and replaced with Alejandro and Henry. And then crossed out again and replaced with Henry and Alejandro.*
Jessi: I can't believe they abandoned me! Who does that?
Jonah: Them.
Jessi: Stop smiling and enjoying this!
Jonah: No.
Jessi: You're mean. Stupid pillow pet rapper.
Jonah: Don't call me-
Jessi: YOU COULD WRITE A PILLOW PET RAP!
Jonah: You're joking. You have got to be joking.
Jessi: I'm not!
Jonah: What would my fans think if I rapped about pillow pets?
Jessi: It's mostly girls anyway! You said it yourself, girls love pillow pets!
Jonah: Well, yeah, but-
Jessi: Fine. You can do it on April fool's Day. I'd be happy, your fans would think it's hilarious, and I would be happy.
Jonah: You mentioned you would be happy twice.
Jessi: I'm just that awesome. And I want credit for the idea.
Jonah: That's actually not a bad idea.
Jessi: My ideas are always amazing.
Jonah: Yea homey it could actually be funny-
*I promise, promise, promise, that I did not mean to get him straight in the eyes. It was purely accidental. But we did find out what was in the bottle. When Jonah screamed, ahem, yelled in pain it was so high pitched he shattered the lights. So there was no light in the room except Jonahs glowing face and my glowing bottle. It was glowing chemical I'd gotten from… somewhere.*
Jonah: I'm glowing.
Jessi: And you made the lights explode. Main you singers have lungs.
Jonah: Yea, but most of us singers don't have burning eyes and glowing faces.
Jessi: At least you're unique.
Jonah: Yea. Unique.
Jessi: You know your eyes are literally glowing.
Jonah: And burning.
Jessi: Oh, details.
*We hear shuffling and banging so I know Henry and Alejandro have returned from their lunch break. So I go out to um, talk to them, about how their abandonment put me in a potentially dangerous situation. But there to bust thumb wrestling to notice me.*
Henry: Victory! That's why my name came first!
Jessi: You left me!
Alejandro: It was lunch. And why is dark in the interview room- Oh my Google it's the ghost of Jonah Wizard! Henry she killed him!
Jonah: What is it with the Google thing with you people?
Henry: Didn't know she had it in her. How'd you kill him?
Jessi: I didn't-
Jonah: I'm not dead. See? I have a body-
*Long story short, Jonah tried to show them he wasn't dead, Alejandro freaked out and punched him and then realized he shouldn't be able to punch a ghost. Then he asked a bleeding Jonah wizard to sign his fist. Henry asked me if I had killed him, how would I have done it and Jonah walked off before I could answer.*
Alejandro: But you didn't sign my fist!
Jessi: Eh, don't worry about. We'll kidnap Smarty and sell her on e-bay.
Henry: Who is Smarty?
Jessi: It's a long story.
A/N: Well, it's up. I actually edited this time, aren't yall proud of me? Someone got me thinking about pillow pets and I was writing this and thinking about pillow pets so… Yea. Either Sinead or Hamilton will be next. Reviews would be awesome!