*Gerald's POV*
"Sid, I'm not gonna crash Rhonda's party." Arnold said, obviously frustrated that he failed at stealing my steering wheel.
"Oh, yes you are." I poked him in the back of the head, "You're not getting out of this." I know what he's thinking.
If it's Rhonda's sleepover then Helga's bound to be there, considering their newfound friendship and he doesn't want to see Helga.
Well, I want him to see Helga and realize once again that they are absolutely and totally meant for each other.
Plus, I want to see Phoebe.
"Why do you care so much, Gerald? You never even liked Helga before she got hot." Curly added from the back.
I felt the blush come up in my cheeks. Thank God, I'm black.
"Shut up, Curly. You know I love Phoebe."
Curly seemed to think about that, then he said, "But she got hot, too."
I turned around, my middle finger ready, "Yeah? Well, so did Rhonda."
"So did Nadine!"
"And Sheena!"
"And Pattie…"
"And Miss Lila!"
"Shut up, Stinky!" Sid yelled.
And somewhere amidst all the shouts I heard Curly screech, "RHONDA HAS ALWAYS BEEN HOT!"
I opened my mouth to speak but Arnold's voice came out instead, "Will all of you just be quiet?!"
We all shut up and looked at him sheepishly. He glanced at all of us before saying, "Seeing as we've all agreed that the girls got hot, why don't we just get it over with?"
"I agree with him! Let's do it!" Sid yelled.
*Helga's POV*
I cannot believe I agreed to this! All these cosmetics, perfumes, and stuffed animals are smothering me! I thought we were gonna talk boys and relationships! Not blind make-overs!
This is so fourth grade.
"Okay, ladies!" Rhonda stood up, clapping her manicured hands, "Let's not forget why we came here in the first place."
Thank you.
"Boys!" She squealed with all the rest of the girls.
Sure.
She sat down cross-legged and turned to me, "So give us the juicy stuff."
"Yeah!" Nadine grinned and Phoebe glanced around, obviously as uncomfortable as me.
"It's not juicy." I said, suddenly defensive, "I accidentally brought up Arnold's relationship with his parents and called him Football Head." I felt disgusted at that name now. How could I ever call him that?
"Oooh," Rhonda frowned, "that's kind of hard to solve but I'll try my best."
And then, for reasons only known to her, Rhonda closed her eyes and put her hands on a teddy bear's head.
I scooted over and whispered to Sheena, "Uhm, what's up with the teddy bear?"
She smiled, "She calls it the Love Bear. Whenever she needs help with relationships, she comes to it for help."
I then stared at Sheena for a long time, trying to comprehend what she just said. Then I glanced around the room, hoping that someone was as confused as me.
I guess everyone else is used to it.
Suddenly, Rhonda let out a loud yell, "I have the answer!"
Then she turned to me, "Helga, all you have to do is—"
She was interrupted by a loud knocking at the window.
"What could that be?" Phoebe squeaks, obviously scared.
"Don't worry, Pheebs, whatever it is, it won't hurt us." I said, slowly inching to the window. Planning to attack at first sight, I ripped open the window and grabbed hold of what feels like a shirt. I pulled it in and slammed it on the ground.
"Curly?!" Rhonda screeched and immediately ran to rescue her love. I let him go and rushed to window, only to find Sid and Gerald trying to squeeze in.
I groaned, "What are you guys doing here?!"
Sid tried to say something but it just came out as a shout as he tumbled forward. Gerald got up, dusting himself off, "It was Sid's stupid idea! I didn't realize we would have to climb through the second story window!"
"How many of you are coming in here?!" Nadine cried, helping Sid up.
"Just me, Gerald, Sid, Harold, Stinky, Eugene, and Arnold." Curly said, hugging Rhonda.
"A-arnold?!" I choke.
And then there he is, crawling his way through the small window, looking like a creep and beautiful at the same time.
And then he fell.
Haha, weird chapter. So what do you think should happen next? I like using the reviews to give me ideas so keep 'em coming! Thanks a bunch, love you all. xoxo
