Chapter 4

The weekend ended very quickly, which no one really liked. As the kids were going back to school, Wendy went to find Stan and to make a date with him to the carnival for Friday. Wendy went to check Stan's locker, but had no luck, she went to check the English class, since that was Stan's first class. Wendy ran to his class, but didn't see him near the class.

"Damn it Stan, where are you" Wendy questioning his whereabouts.

As Wendy finished her sentence, a hand was laid on her shoulders, Wendy at first was creep out, until she realized that the hand had a glove, and it was the colour red, she soon figured out it was Stan.

"So Wendy, why did you need to find me?" Stan was curious from what he heard from Wendy.

Wendy turned around in rage "Don't do that Stan, that's creepy!" wishing that she could just punch him.

"Sorry Wendy" Stan laughed from his girlfriend's rage.

"Stan, I was wondering if you wanted to go to the carnival with me on Friday?"

"Crap Wendy... me and the guys were going to chill at my place for the night"

Wendy felt rather pissed from hearing that. "Oh come on Stan! We barely do stuff together as it is, I'm sure one night with me couldn't possibly kill them." Wendy said with anger

Stan as clueless as he is, could easily tell the tension in Wendy, that she really wanted to spend time with him.

"Ok I'll tell the guys the night is off"

"Great!" Wendy was finally happy that they can spend a whole night together.

"Wendy, what time should I pick you up?"

"Um, how about 7"

"Got it, see ya Wendy"

"Ok, bye Stan"

Wendy went to kiss Stan on the lips, which Stan was happy to kiss back. After a few seconds the kiss was done and Stan went into his class.

Wendy went on to her next class. As she walked down the hallway she saw two figures. Once closer, she later figured that it was Kenny and Cartman. She noticed that they weren't carrying any books. It looked like they were going to skip class. Wendy thought that she should say hi to Kenny and maybe be nice to him, since she knew Bebe was going to ask him out soon, and that she was probably going to see him quite a bit.

"Hey Kenny" Wendy said it very friendly.

"Sup Wendy" Kenny replied.

Wendy then turn to look at Cartman, she couldn't say she was thrilled about seeing him.

"Cartman" Wendy sounded like she wanted to be done with him as quick as possible.

"Hippie" Cartman said with the same quickened tone as she did

Wendy has always been annoyed when Cartman called her that. She always thought Cartman was being a total idiot, just because she liked helping people and animals, it didn't mean she was a hippie.

"Whatever Cartman." Wendy trying to forget what Cartman said. "Shouldn't you two be going to class, I know your classes is not that way" Wendy questioning the two.

"How do you know Ho? You stalking us." Cartman trying to annoy Wendy.

"You wish, you intolerable asshole!" Wendy angrily replied

"Well" Kenny trying to break up their conflict "Cartman and I are just too lazy to go to class today, so we're just gonna skip"

Wendy wanted to change their minds and to tell them to go back to class, but she knew Kenny wasn't really into his grades much, Kenny was usually a C- guy. Cartman on the other hand was a little different, Cartman's grades were always 65% no matter what it was. Wendy was actually having a hard time grasping this because keeping your scores at a single number could not have been easy, since it's not hard to gain, or lose an extra percentage. Wendy felt that Cartman was actually smart, but he rather not show it. Plus trying to convince her worst enemy to go to class could not have turned out really well.

"Wendy, now that you mentioned it, shouldn't you be getting to class, it's about one minute before class starts, and if I recall correctly from watching all the girls in the school, your class is at the other side.

Wendy was appalled and a bit freaked out from what Kenny said, she knew that she had no time to tell Kenny off because he was right. She totally forgot about the time and was gonna be late. Wendy then booked it to her next class, like there was no tomorrow.

Kenny looked at Wendy the entire time she was running.

"Damn I wish she ran more, makes her ass more hypnotizing to watch" Kenny saying with a perverted smile.

"Ugh" Cartman said with annoyance to what Kenny just commented

It was lunch time, and Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny were all at their tables. Cartman again had a big lunch for him, including Kenny which Stan and Kyle found it hard to believed. They soon remembered that Kenny was now living with Cartman and his mom, and if they knew just one thing from Cartman's mom, is that she sure cooks a lot. Kenny for sure would not have complained about this because this one lunch was more than what he's eaten at his own house for 16 years.

"Cartman, FUCK I love your mom. No wonder you were such a fat ass when you were a kid" Kenny was in such a happy mood with his food.

"Shut up poor boy, next one and you're out of my house" Cartman still angry from Kenny's comment.

"Pshh whatever Cartman" Kenny couldn't care less, and started to eat his food.

"Anyway" Stan trying to divert Cartman and Kyle's attention from Kenny's consumption of his food. "We can't chill at my place on Friday"

"Why not Stan?" Kyle wondering.

"Wendy wants me to go to a stupid carnival"

"Oh ok then, guess I'm stuck with Kenny and Cartman then." Kyle said.

" Oh by the way, always inspect those rides before going on them"

"Why?" Stan was curious to why Kyle said that.

"Those rides are always in shitty conditions. I mean look at how much times Kenny has died to them"

Kenny heard that and dropped his head down in disbelief. The amount of times Kenny had died at that carnival was absolutely retarded. People didn't even notice when Kenny died in one of their rides.

"Alright Kyle, you got a point there" The advice was helpful to Stan, but Stan was just wondering, if it was the rides fault, or it was Kenny's terrible luck.

Meanwhile at another table, Bebe and Wendy were eating their launches. Well more like Bebe was talking to Wendy, while Wendy was trying to work on an assignment.

"Hey Wendy"

"What?" Wendy was too focused on her assignment, that she couldn't look up to Bebe.

"When do you think I should ask Kenny out." Bebe said it shyly.

As Wendy heard that, she knew that this was serious, so she laid her pencil down, and closed her books.

Wendy thought about it and turned to check on Stan's table, she saw all the boys chatting, well except for Kenny, he was going all out on the food he had, which surprised her because with the amount of food Kenny had, she thought he was poor and couldn't afford that much.

"Hmm Bebe I think you might wanna try now" Wendy was saying it so calmly.

"What makes you think it's the right time to ask Wendy?" Bebe trying to understand why Wendy chose now.

"From the looks of it, Kenny's eating a lot of food, and knowing he is really poor, this is probably a very happy day for him, so asking him now will probably be the best" Wendy explained.

"Ok then Wendy, guess I'll go now." Bebe feeling confident about it, she stood up and went to Stan's table.

As she approached closer, Stan could see that Bebe was coming here, and was trying to figure out why she was.

"Hey Bebe" Stan calling her.

"Hi Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny"

"Hi" Kyle replied

"What?" Cartman said in his usual nasty tone.

"Um Kenny, can I talk to you alone?"

Kenny was way into the food to hear Bebe at all.

"Kenny?"

Kenny still couldn't hear.

"KENNY" Kyle yelled at Kenny.

"Huh?" Kenny looked like he just got snapped out from a trance.

Kyle pointed behind him.

Kenny turned around to see it was Bebe.

"Oh, and what do I owe of seeing you and your magnificent boobs." Kenny said smoothly.

The three boys all rolled their eyes as they heard Kenny.

Bebe felt like she should have been rather annoyed from what Kenny said, but knowing that Kenny noticed her boobs was probably a good thing to get him to date her.

"I need to talk to you alone"

Kenny wasted no time, even with the food he had left, stood up and walked with Bebe into a quiet part of the hall.

"Ok" Kenny checking where he was and making sure that no one else was here "So why did you want to talk to me alone?"

"Well Kenny" Bebe was feeling a bit shy, Kenny could tell that Bebe wasn't her usually self "I was wondering... if you wanted to go on a date with me to the carnival on Friday?"

Kenny was not really expecting Bebe to ask him out on a date, since most girls in the school weren't real fans to Kenny. So the change of being asked on a date really hit him.

"Wow, I wasn't prepared to hear that" Kenny said with a confused tone.

"So Kenny, what's your decision?" Bebe waiting anxiously

"Yeah sure Bebe, sounds fun. Doesn't sound like nothing dangerous will happen there... hopefully"

While ignoring Kenny's last comment, Bebe was so happy that Kenny said yes, and she wanted to scream badly, but she didn't want Kenny to think she was super desperate. So she acted cool.

"Awesome then" Bebe trying to conceal her happiness.

"Do know that I ain't paying for you, since I really can't even pay for myself" Kenny chuckled a bit from his response knowing that it's pretty sad.

"Yeah I know Kenny, don't worry I got enough money for the both of us."

"Sweet then, I guess I'll meet you at your house on Friday then?" Kenny, making sure he's got the right date.

"You got it" Bebe relying very happily.

"All right then, see you later" Kenny went and gave a wave to Bebe and went back to sitting with his friend.

Bebe was so happy now, that she skipped back to her friend, even though she knew she would look a bit foolish, but she didn't care, she was too happy.

Kenny arrived back at his table. He was about to tell them the great news, until he noticed that his lunch was all gone, eaten in fact. Kenny knew right off the bat that it was Cartman because he was still chewing something.

"Cartman you FUCKING asshole!" Kenny was in a fit of rage.

"Ay, next time don't leave it unattended." Cartman told him in a scoff manner.

Kenny got his hand out in a motion that looked like he was about to strangle the hell out of Cartman, Stan knew he had to do something before someone got killed, mainly Cartman.

"Kenny, so what did Bebe wanted to ask you." Stan tried to diffuse the situation.

Kenny stopped for a moment, he took a few deep breaths to calm himself down, to be able to respond back to Stan.

"Lucky Cartman" Kenny staring at Cartman, though Cartman didn't really take that as a threat. "Bebe wanted to ask me out on a date, so I said yeah"

"Wow" Kyle shocked by this.

"Yeah man, I did not see this coming" Stan said.

Kenny shrugged "I know, neither did I"

"Anyway Kenny, when is the date" Kyle was asking.

"Oh, it's Friday, we're going to the carnival."

"Really? I also got a date on Friday with Wendy to that carnival, maybe we can double date" Stan sounding happy that he can chill with his friend on his date too.

"Right..." Kenny sounding a bit unsure about this because, he knew Stan did not need a friend for his date.

"Kenny, you gonna need some money for the date?" Stan, knowingly knew that Kenny couldn't afford too, but wanted to sounds a little nice about it.

Kenny was about to say no because he recalled that Bebe was going to pay for him, but thought that a little extra money couldn't hurt him, and besides not like Stan's gonna know anyways.

"Yeah sure" Kenny happily accepting the money.

Stan took a bill out of his pocket and passed it to Kenny.

"Here's a twenty"

"Sweet, thanks Stan"

"You sure you wanna date Bebe, bitch probably has lots of S.T.D.'s, from all the dildo she borrows from Wendy"

Kenny, as funny and amusing it was, found it pretty surprising that Cartman in his own, twisted, sick way, was actually concern of who he was dating, Kenny was both happy and creep out by it.

"Yeah I'm sure Cartman" Kenny said. Kenny had perverted smile on his face now. He was now picturing the two of them sharing that dildo.

"Cartman, you SICK fuck!" Stan was pissed at his friend."and Kenny! Stop picturing about Wendy doing that!" Stan could easily tell what Kenny was thinking about.

"Hey Stan, I was picturing Wendy using the dildo with Bebe, a whole different story" Kenny said in a calmly matter.

That did not make Stan feel any better at all.

Both Cartman and Kyle were laughing at that pretty hard.

Stan saw that all his friends were against him now. "Man you guys are assholes" Stan said with a pouty face.

"We learned from the best Stan" Kyle, mockingly patting his friend's back

"Ha funny" Stan said with a sarcastic tone.

"Also Cartman, it doesn't matter, as long as I get to have sex with her, and besides, I'll come back the next day after I die from it."

The three boys all agreed about that statement, knowing that Kenny couldn't really die, so it wouldn't affect him much.

As the day ended, the kids all left home, meanwhile Wendy was at her Pre-cal class working on an assignment, she was on one question left, but she just couldn't figure it out. Wendy has always been excellent in many of her courses, math was not Wendy's speciality While trying to work, she noticed that the door opened up, curious to see who entered, she turned around to check who it was. To her dismay it was Cartman. He looked at the class and noticed Wendy was still here after school.

"The hell you doing here?" Cartman was curious. "Shouldn't you be working in the streets like a real Ho?" Cartman was trying to get Wendy furious.

"Fuck off Cartman!" Wendy was pissed at Cartman's crude comment.

"Uh oh, someone's feisty." Cartman trying to irritate her even more.

"Whatever Cartman, I'm trying to finish this last question before I go home."

Wendy then realized something "Wait, why are you even here Cartman? You don't even have this class." Wendy was trying to figure out why he even came to this room.

"Fucking poor boy forgot his damn books, and told me to go get it. I don't even know why he's taking the damn class, he's barely passing it, and from the looks of it neither are you." he mocked the girl.

"By the way why didn't you give the teacher a blowjob to pass you, I'm sure he would have taken the deal, even with all your S.T.D.'s" Cartman was just having too much fun with this.

Wendy did her best to ignore Cartman now, but he was making her rage, boil at a dangerous level. Wendy was contemplating of kicking Cartman's ass off the second story window right now, but knew it would be bad for her record.

Cartman went to Kenny's desk at the far right of the class, near the windows, close to the fields. Obviously Kenny would pick this spot, he could see the girls run at the track. Cartman then wondered if this spot was the only reason Kenny took pre-cal. Cartman walked behind Wendy's desk and he saw the question Wendy was stuck on.

1+ 1 = n

n-1 n-1

As Cartman was about to exit the classroom, he stopped at the doorstep, his back towards the classroom.

"Oh by the way Ho"

Wendy was trying to ignore Cartman.

"The answer, is N can't equal 1..."

Cartman then left the classroom, Wendy felt that Cartman was probably trying to trick her, but she knew her curiosity would get the better of her, so she went to the back of her textbook to see the answer. To her surprise, Cartman was right. The answer was 'N can't equal 1', she went to the question and plugged it back in and tried it this time, it was actually right. Wendy at the moment was amazed at how Cartman was able to solve that question just like that in a matter of seconds, but her true question was why Cartman helped her out by giving her the real answer. Wendy has known Cartman ever since they were both in elementary school, and knew that this was not Cartman at all. He would have never given her the answer like that, he would have use the fact that she couldn't solve this question and annoy her to death. Wendy was wondering if Cartman was trying to play mind games with her. While trying to figure out ideas to why Cartman gave her the answer, there was one question in her head that Wendy wanted to know. She wondered if Cartman had a good side to him... The subject matter was hurting her head now, so she decided to drop it and go home to relax.

A/N - Here's Chapter 4 for you guys, hope it was a bit entertaining and interesting for you guys. Thanks again for reading, I really appreciate it.

Also sorry about the way the math question looks like. It looked a lot better in the word document program :P. In case your interested on the question. It's 1 plus, 1 over N minus 1, equals N over N minus one. Sadly I don't know if it will help, in fact I think it might make it even more confusing, but oh well XD