I'm sorry! I had technical issues and couldn't use my computer. I'm also sorry because this isn't my best chapter and I am completely out of caffeine and I've been writing and editing for three hours so I'm broken and this is the best I could do. I tried, I really did.

Hamilton: Am I safe here?

Jessi: What kind of question is that? Of course your safe, the Madrigals secured this building themselves!

Hamilton: Well yea, it's just… there are two really buff guys with their arms chained to a wall outside sitting the floor and they just told me to push the red button once I got inside.

Jessi: Oh, them? That's Henry and Alejandro.

Hamilton: Why are they chained to a wall?

Jessi: Because, while I was interviewing a potentially dangerous Cahill, they left me to go get lunch! Left me alone with a dangerous person with no way to defend myself!

Henry: (In a kind of muffled voice, you know because there was a supposedly sound proof wall separating us) we left you with Jonah Wizard and you had a bottle that spritzed chemicals! You were fine and we were craving Chinese food! Push the button boy!

Hamilton: What button?

Jessi: You left me behind with serious abandonment issues Henry! Abandonment issues! My therapist shall be sending you my bill!

Alejandro: The newsstand guy at the corner who you talk about your life with is not your therapist! He doesn't even speak English! Now let me go woman I gotta pee!

Jessi: That's what you get for stealing my water bottle and chugging it down like a dehydrated wildebeest! And what do you mean Ivan doesn't speak English? He always nods when I talk and looks at me with a concerned face like he cares!

Alejandro: You put hot sauce on my chips, I needed water and he nods because he doesn't know what else to do and that look isn't concern for your personal life, its concern for your mental health!

Jessi: At least he cares about my health!

Henry: Twenty minutes! We were gone twenty minutes and you chain us to a wall! If Alejandro wets himself and gets pee on me you are going to-

Jessi: Shut up and let me do my interview!

Hamilton: They left you alone with Jonah for twenty minutes and you chained them to a wall? What if something happens and you need them?

Jessi: That's what the red button is for! If I need them I press the button and they are no longer chained to a wall. Easy as Pie! Mmmm… Pie…

Hamilton: Why would they help you if you have them chained to a wall?

Jessi: There under contract and I know where they live.

Hamilton: Right…

Jessi: But ignore them for now, they are being butt heads and butt heads deserve to be chained to walls.

Hamilton: Well yea, it's just a little strange that you would chain people to wall.

Jessi: I think it's the perfect solution. But could we not talk about the irresponsible body guards? We have more pressing questions.

Hamilton: Like?

Jessi: I need you to fix my laptop.

Hamilton: What's wrong with…? Oh My Google how did you even do that?

Jessi: Did you just say Oh My Google?

Hamilton: Yea, I heard Jonah muttering it and it was kind of catchy… Seriously that looks like it was dropped off a cliff.

Jessi: I knew I would rub off on him! And it wasn't dropped off a cliff it… Um, it's hard to explain.

Hamilton: Knowing might help me fix it.

Jessi: So you can fix it?

Hamilton: I think so.

Jessi: Okay. So I emailed Dan a video-

Hamilton: The one with Ian stabbing people and clutching his eyes going on and on about pepper spray?

Jessi: Yea, that one! And he emailed me back and it was a video of a llama and Henry was behind me and Henry has a llama phobia.

Hamilton: A llama phobia?

Jessi: Don't laugh! It's an actual phobia and a serious condition and he freaked out and did… this.

Hamilton: Okay then. You can interview me while I work.

Jessi: Okay! So… if you absolutely had to wear a dress, what color would it be?

Hamilton: What kind of question is that?

Jessi: One that must have an answer!

Hamilton: One that I'm not answering.

Jessi: I think blue. It would bring out your eyes really well…

Hamilton: Are you picturing me in a dress?

Jessi: No…

Hamilton: Yes you are!

Jessi: Work on the laptop! So Hamilton…

Hamilton: If you ask me about what high heels I'd wear with the dress…

Jessi: No, no, not that, I mean if you can fix my lap top and already have it almost normal looking again, why don't people know more about your techy side?

Hamilton: How do you know about my techy side?

Jessi: I have my secrets. And my black book of buried secrets. Though that's hardly important right?

Hamilton: No one ever asks about my techy side, how are they supposed to know?

Jessi: That's no fun! I wanted a whole story! Instead I get a question! Who taught you you're tech savvy ways, Sinead?

Hamilton: Sinead? No, she's… busy. I taught myself.

Jessi: Busy with what? You seem saddened by that.

Hamilton: Busy with stuff.

Jessi: Uh huh. Stuff. What kind of stuff?

Hamilton: Just stuff.

Jessi: So this stuff keeps you from talking to her?

Hamilton: Yea, it does.

Jessi: So it has nothing to do with the fact that you're slightly in love with her?

Hamilton: NO!

Jessi: I don't believe you! You Cahill's deny you're feelings more than a parrot denies being related to a seal!

Hamilton: What does that even mean?

Jessi: You know what it means!

Hamilton: No, I really don't!

Jessi: And the Sinead love triangle thickens!

Hamilton: There's someone else?

Jessi: Um... no.

Hamilton: Yes there is! A triangle has three sides, I'm one, Sineads another, who's the other?

Jessi: Whoever said the Tomas were stupid?

Hamilton: Does Sinead like someone else?

Jessi: I haven't interviewed her yet so I'm really not sure...

Hamilton: It's Jonah isn't it?

Jessi: What? No, no...

Hamilton: I knew it! He said he didn't but...

Jessi: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to speak of others interviews.

Hamilton: You emailed Dan a clip of Ians!

Jessi: Yea, well, I didn't tape that and I made Henry click the send button. It amazes me that you can argue and work on my laptop at the same time.

Hamilton: Speaking of you're laptop, and we're not done talking about this, but what is this?

Jessi: You were supposed to fix my laptop, not go through the files!

Hamilton: This isn't funny!

Jessi: I thought it was a photo shopped master piece!

Hamilton: I'm in a dress!

*Okay, I messed around with photo shop one day and made a picture that I saved and Hamilton found. What is this picture, you may ask? Hamilton in a blue ball gown with a pink mustache arm in arm with Sinead who was wearing a yellow tux and had a beard. I was bored, okay?*

Jessi: I told you blue was your color! Look how much it brings out your eyes…

Henry: Jessi he's about to pop like a water balloon, just let him go!

Alejandro: I am dying! My innards are like a built up fire hydrant about to explode!

Hamilton: Just let him go so he can pee!

Jessi: No!

Alejandro and Henry: PLEASE!

Jessi: Okay.

*I pushed the red button and Alejandro took off. Henry burst into the room and said-*

Henry: All we had to do was say please? I sat next to him talking about dry crackers and threatening his life if he got pee on me and all we had to do was say please?

Jessi: It is a magic word.

Hamilton: Please tell me who the other part of the triangle is.

Jessi: Not that magical.

Henry: You are-

Hamilton: I think it's fixed. Is this the email you were talking about?

Jessi: HAMILTON NO-

Henry: LLAMA!

*Long story short, my laptops totaled. Again.*

Please review! I know I had barley any questions for Hamilton and I'm sorry for that. The lineup is Sinead next, then Alistair.