I'm sorry! I had technical issues and couldn't use my computer. I'm also sorry because this isn't my best chapter and I am completely out of caffeine and I've been writing and editing for three hours so I'm broken and this is the best I could do. I tried, I really did.
Hamilton: Am I safe here?
Jessi: What kind of question is that? Of course your safe, the Madrigals secured this building themselves!
Hamilton: Well yea, it's just… there are two really buff guys with their arms chained to a wall outside sitting the floor and they just told me to push the red button once I got inside.
Jessi: Oh, them? That's Henry and Alejandro.
Hamilton: Why are they chained to a wall?
Jessi: Because, while I was interviewing a potentially dangerous Cahill, they left me to go get lunch! Left me alone with a dangerous person with no way to defend myself!
Henry: (In a kind of muffled voice, you know because there was a supposedly sound proof wall separating us) we left you with Jonah Wizard and you had a bottle that spritzed chemicals! You were fine and we were craving Chinese food! Push the button boy!
Hamilton: What button?
Jessi: You left me behind with serious abandonment issues Henry! Abandonment issues! My therapist shall be sending you my bill!
Alejandro: The newsstand guy at the corner who you talk about your life with is not your therapist! He doesn't even speak English! Now let me go woman I gotta pee!
Jessi: That's what you get for stealing my water bottle and chugging it down like a dehydrated wildebeest! And what do you mean Ivan doesn't speak English? He always nods when I talk and looks at me with a concerned face like he cares!
Alejandro: You put hot sauce on my chips, I needed water and he nods because he doesn't know what else to do and that look isn't concern for your personal life, its concern for your mental health!
Jessi: At least he cares about my health!
Henry: Twenty minutes! We were gone twenty minutes and you chain us to a wall! If Alejandro wets himself and gets pee on me you are going to-
Jessi: Shut up and let me do my interview!
Hamilton: They left you alone with Jonah for twenty minutes and you chained them to a wall? What if something happens and you need them?
Jessi: That's what the red button is for! If I need them I press the button and they are no longer chained to a wall. Easy as Pie! Mmmm… Pie…
Hamilton: Why would they help you if you have them chained to a wall?
Jessi: There under contract and I know where they live.
Hamilton: Right…
Jessi: But ignore them for now, they are being butt heads and butt heads deserve to be chained to walls.
Hamilton: Well yea, it's just a little strange that you would chain people to wall.
Jessi: I think it's the perfect solution. But could we not talk about the irresponsible body guards? We have more pressing questions.
Hamilton: Like?
Jessi: I need you to fix my laptop.
Hamilton: What's wrong with…? Oh My Google how did you even do that?
Jessi: Did you just say Oh My Google?
Hamilton: Yea, I heard Jonah muttering it and it was kind of catchy… Seriously that looks like it was dropped off a cliff.
Jessi: I knew I would rub off on him! And it wasn't dropped off a cliff it… Um, it's hard to explain.
Hamilton: Knowing might help me fix it.
Jessi: So you can fix it?
Hamilton: I think so.
Jessi: Okay. So I emailed Dan a video-
Hamilton: The one with Ian stabbing people and clutching his eyes going on and on about pepper spray?
Jessi: Yea, that one! And he emailed me back and it was a video of a llama and Henry was behind me and Henry has a llama phobia.
Hamilton: A llama phobia?
Jessi: Don't laugh! It's an actual phobia and a serious condition and he freaked out and did… this.
Hamilton: Okay then. You can interview me while I work.
Jessi: Okay! So… if you absolutely had to wear a dress, what color would it be?
Hamilton: What kind of question is that?
Jessi: One that must have an answer!
Hamilton: One that I'm not answering.
Jessi: I think blue. It would bring out your eyes really well…
Hamilton: Are you picturing me in a dress?
Jessi: No…
Hamilton: Yes you are!
Jessi: Work on the laptop! So Hamilton…
Hamilton: If you ask me about what high heels I'd wear with the dress…
Jessi: No, no, not that, I mean if you can fix my lap top and already have it almost normal looking again, why don't people know more about your techy side?
Hamilton: How do you know about my techy side?
Jessi: I have my secrets. And my black book of buried secrets. Though that's hardly important right?
Hamilton: No one ever asks about my techy side, how are they supposed to know?
Jessi: That's no fun! I wanted a whole story! Instead I get a question! Who taught you you're tech savvy ways, Sinead?
Hamilton: Sinead? No, she's… busy. I taught myself.
Jessi: Busy with what? You seem saddened by that.
Hamilton: Busy with stuff.
Jessi: Uh huh. Stuff. What kind of stuff?
Hamilton: Just stuff.
Jessi: So this stuff keeps you from talking to her?
Hamilton: Yea, it does.
Jessi: So it has nothing to do with the fact that you're slightly in love with her?
Hamilton: NO!
Jessi: I don't believe you! You Cahill's deny you're feelings more than a parrot denies being related to a seal!
Hamilton: What does that even mean?
Jessi: You know what it means!
Hamilton: No, I really don't!
Jessi: And the Sinead love triangle thickens!
Hamilton: There's someone else?
Jessi: Um... no.
Hamilton: Yes there is! A triangle has three sides, I'm one, Sineads another, who's the other?
Jessi: Whoever said the Tomas were stupid?
Hamilton: Does Sinead like someone else?
Jessi: I haven't interviewed her yet so I'm really not sure...
Hamilton: It's Jonah isn't it?
Jessi: What? No, no...
Hamilton: I knew it! He said he didn't but...
Jessi: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to speak of others interviews.
Hamilton: You emailed Dan a clip of Ians!
Jessi: Yea, well, I didn't tape that and I made Henry click the send button. It amazes me that you can argue and work on my laptop at the same time.
Hamilton: Speaking of you're laptop, and we're not done talking about this, but what is this?
Jessi: You were supposed to fix my laptop, not go through the files!
Hamilton: This isn't funny!
Jessi: I thought it was a photo shopped master piece!
Hamilton: I'm in a dress!
*Okay, I messed around with photo shop one day and made a picture that I saved and Hamilton found. What is this picture, you may ask? Hamilton in a blue ball gown with a pink mustache arm in arm with Sinead who was wearing a yellow tux and had a beard. I was bored, okay?*
Jessi: I told you blue was your color! Look how much it brings out your eyes…
Henry: Jessi he's about to pop like a water balloon, just let him go!
Alejandro: I am dying! My innards are like a built up fire hydrant about to explode!
Hamilton: Just let him go so he can pee!
Jessi: No!
Alejandro and Henry: PLEASE!
Jessi: Okay.
*I pushed the red button and Alejandro took off. Henry burst into the room and said-*
Henry: All we had to do was say please? I sat next to him talking about dry crackers and threatening his life if he got pee on me and all we had to do was say please?
Jessi: It is a magic word.
Hamilton: Please tell me who the other part of the triangle is.
Jessi: Not that magical.
Henry: You are-
Hamilton: I think it's fixed. Is this the email you were talking about?
Jessi: HAMILTON NO-
Henry: LLAMA!
*Long story short, my laptops totaled. Again.*
Please review! I know I had barley any questions for Hamilton and I'm sorry for that. The lineup is Sinead next, then Alistair.
