Chapter 5

Today was Friday. Friday evening to be exact.

Kenny was in Cartman's bathroom getting ready to go to his date. He took a shower, which felt so good, since it's been so long since he's taken one. Now that he thought about it, he couldn't remember the last time he ever took one. His house barely had enough water to drink, let alone bath. He brushed his teethes, and decided to use the floss, even though he has never used it before, he thought that you were supposed to take the floss and wrap it around your tooth and gently rocked them up and down. It wasn't after a minute when Kenny went into the living room that Cartman noticed it.

"Kenny, what the FUCK are you doing?" Cartman was trying really hard to understand what his friend was doing.

"I'm flossing you idiot" Kenny said in a disgruntled manner.

Cartman face palm himself, due from the embarrassment that Kenny didn't know how to floss his teeth, but again Kenny's family is poor, so the idea of flossing was probably new to him. The thought of Kenny just brushing his teeth was enough to amazed Cartman, so he almost cut him some slack.

"And your calling me the idiot" Cartman laughed at Kenny, he went to the washroom to get some floss, to show to Kenny how it really looks.

Cartman took the floss, wrapped it between each finger of his two hands, made the floss into a single line, and moved it between the little crack in the teethes and moved down, and was scraping out the edges in between it.

"OHHHH, so THAT's how you do it" Kenny felt dumbstruck by it.

"Now that makes more sense" Kenny now realizing.

"You think...?" Cartman still annoyed by Kenny "Damn, fucking poor people"

"Ok, I'll give you that one" Kenny was just glad that Cartman showed him how to really floss.

Kenny went to Ms. Cartman's room to find his clothes. He asked Cartman's mom if she could wash his clothes for the date, which she happily did. So Kenny borrowed Cartman's clothes for the time being, which really pissed him even more. As Kenny found his clothes, he went to touch them. He was amazed how his clothes could feel so soft after being washed, "It feels almost as soft as grabbing a girls boobs" as he had so put it in words. He also loved how it smelled so good, which was an added bonus for his date. Now Kenny was fully prepared for his date, he got cleaned, got clean clothes, and had an extra 20 bucks from Stan.

"See ya later Cartman, off to my date"

"Just make sure you don't bring a Ho back, don't need another person taking space, and eating my food."

Kenny just laughed at that.

"Haha, got it"

Meanwhile at Stan's house, he was downstairs playing some video games with Kyle, he invited Kyle over so he didn't get too bored while waiting for the date to start.

It was a shooting game and it seems that Stan is winning.

"Man Stan, you know I don't like shooting games, why are we playing this?" Kyle said as he is getting rocked by Stan's skills.

"It's because I kick ass in it" Stan did not deny that it was the main reason why he played this game, he seemed to be really good at this game, not even Cartman could beat him in this.

Kyle was getting truly annoyed by dying a lot so he stood up and went to the game console.

"Kyle, what the hell are you doing?" Stan pretending not to know what his friend is gonna do.

Kyle pressed the power button on the game, and it shut down.

"Damn it Kyle you're no fun" Stan irritated from Kyle.

"Stan, shouldn't you get ready for your date?"

"Oh come on, it's just a date to the carnival."

"It may be Stan, but Wendy would like her boyfriend to put a little more consideration to it at least, since she did ask you out to it, it's the least you can do.

Stan really didn't like the idea that Kyle was right majority of the time and this time was no different.

"Fine Kyle, you make a good point." he admitted that Kyle was right.

"When am I not right?" Kyle said with a smug.

"Haha, don't get too cocky now buddy" Stan trying to lower Kyle's victory.

Kyle went to check the clock to see how much time Stan had left before he had to go.

"Stan, when's your date again?"

"At seven"

"Looks like you got about forty five minutes left"

"Sweet" Stan was happy to know that time was finally on his side.

"Guess I'll take a shower"

"Might be a good idea Stan, because we all know how girl's like it when there man stinks. Kyle joking to Stan.

"Whatever man"

Stan went to the bathroom to take a shower. Once he was finished, he emerged out of the tub, took a towel, and wrapped it around him and went into his room to get some clothes. He took out another set of his usual clothing, his brown sweater, with his red poof ball hat and blue jeans. He then went downstairs to meet with Kyle again.

"Sup Kyle"

"Hey Stan"

"Stan, on your way to pick up Wendy, you mind if you can drop me at my place"

"Yeah sure Kyle"

Stan went into the kitchen to fetch his dad's car keys, as Stan was about to move to the door, he noticed that Kyle was still in the couch.

"Stan"

"Yeah Kyle?" Stan wondering why Kyle is still sitting down.

"Wendy's lucky to have you." Kyle said calmly.

Hearing those words from Kyle was rather weird at the moment. Stan was trying to process the meaning to what Kyle's word meant. Was Kyle trying to come on to him, he wonder, or was Kyle just expressing himself to what he truly thought. Stan looked baffled and could tell that Kyle was able to see that, but either way, Stan felt pretty good that his friend thought he was a special guy.

"Because most girls don't have boyfriends who can be pushed around." Kyle was trying to push Stan's button. Kyle was laughing after he said that.

"Haha very funny" Stan rolled his eyes, while saying it with a sarcastic tone. Stan himself soon felt that was pretty funny and started to laugh with Kyle. Though Stan knew that Kyle had set him up for a fun joke, he kindawished that Kyle didn't joke about serious matters like that. It could easily make things rather weird. Stan and Kyle went to the car and started to drive.

It took about five minutes before Stan arrived at Wendy's house. Stan got out of the car and rang Wendy's door bell. Once she got out, he saw that Wendy was wearing her Purple jacket, and with her pink beret, the one Stan has liked ever since he was a kid. Stan also could tell that Wendy tried to make herself look more prettier without it looking to obvious, her hair was a bit silkier than usually, and her skin looked more vibrant also.

"Hi Stan" Wendy looked very cheerful for the night.

"Hey Wendy, you ready to go, the car's running and I don't want to waste too much gas"

Wendy chuckled a bit. "Ok Stan let's go."

As Wendy was walking towards Stan's car, she saw that Kyle was sitting in the back. Mixed emotion started to come out, she was worried about why Kyle was here, but also pissed that Kyle was also here for a date Wendy planned with Stan.

"Hey Wendy" Kyle giving Wendy a wave of acknowledgement.

"Hi Kyle..." Wendy entering the front passenger seat, while trying to not sound like a downer.

"Let's get moving then" Stan jumping to the drivers seat and starting up the car.

"Kyle, I don't wanna sound rude and all, but why are you here exactly?" Wendy posing the question to Kyle.

"Don't worry, I'm not gonna be with you two for your date" Kyle answering Wendy's concern with ease.

"I asked Stan to drive me to my house, since your place was on the way to my house anyway."

Wendy gave a breath of relief.

"Even if I was coming to your date Wendy, I rather not see Stan start puking on you" Kyle laughing at his friend misfortune.

"Sh-shut up man" Stan's face now was glowing bright red from the embarrassing comment from his friend.

Wendy started to laugh about it, which wasn't helping Stan at this point. Kyle was right too. Stan in the past would just straight up puke the moment he laid his eyes on Wendy, and many times the puke would hit Wendy too. It would also happen when the two were having an intimate moment in their childhood, which was the worst. Coming back home, smelling like barf was never fun, and cleanign the barf was even worst. Over the progression of time, Stan had finally learned to stop puking when he saw Wendy. But it still didn't stop Wendy from being a little cautious whenever they were having a moment.

A few minutes later they arrived at Kyle's house.

"Well Kyle, here's your stop."

"No really Stan." Kyle acting sarcastic to Stan.

"Hey man, just be glad I gave you a ride." Stan trying to stop Kyle from being a dick to him.

"Yeah I know, anyway see ya man, you too Wendy" Kyle exiting the car and waving to them.

"See ya Kyle" Wendy said.

Wendy was finally happy that her and Stan were finally alone together. Even if it's for a short brief of time before arriving at the carnival. Some time was better than no time.

Wendy got comfortable by relaxing herself, and went to cuddle one of Stan's arm. At that moment Wendy felt really fuzzy inside, with happy and soothing emotions swirling around her Wendy was enjoying the moment very much, but something felt a bit awed. She went to look at Stan's face and noticed that his face didn't really change. She was expecting Stan to feel comfort, or for him to be blushing, or an emotional change to the very least, but 'nothing' was not what Wendy wanted at all. Stan was driving the car, so he had to pay attention to the roads, since it was the night time, but still Stan didn't need to look, to show a change of emotion. Once Stan arrived at the red light, she was expecting him to turn around and to look at her, but he still didn't. It was about ten seconds later that he turned around to notice that Wendy was holding on to one of Stan's arm. At that moment Wendy was eyes looked like it was pure red from the anger she was feeling, Stan took one glance to look at Wendy, and knew he better do something quickly before he dies tonight.

"Oh Wendy..." Stan was trying to think up of something to say "How long have you been holding my arm for?"

"Ever since we dropped off Kyle, Stan..." a bit of disappointment linger in Wendy's words.

Stan now realizing that might not have been the correct thing to say at this time.

"I'm sorry Wendy, I didn't know that you were holding me."

"Are you telling me you don't even know your own girlfriend's touch?" Wendy was mad at him, that her core body temperature was rising, and she knew that couldn't be good for you.

"I'm sorry again Wendy" Stan saying it with the most sincere way he could.

The red light turned to green, which Stan was all happy for because it gave Stan at least something to do, which is to drive. Wendy was still mad at Stan, but she felt like she should forgive him, since Stan has never really been good at relationships, and besides, they were going to be at a carnival soon. She thought about how much fun the two were going to have there, that she will probably forget this happened.

As they arrived at the carnival, Stan went to park his car and told Wendy to go inside early to get some ticket, he gave Wendy some money to purchase it. She went inside and purchased the tickets, as she checked around the place, she noticed that Kenny and Bebe were already here, and were eating a bag of popcorn together.

"Hi Bebe" Wendy calling out her friend, waving to her.

Bebe heard that voice and knew that it was Wendy, Bebe turned around to see that Wendy was walking towards her.

"HEY WENDY!" Bebe shouting to her best friend.

Wendy ran up to the two of them.

"Sup Wendy" Kenny said, while eating the popcorn.

"So Bebe, what have you and Kenny done here?" Wendy wondering what the two of them did here.

"Oh nothing, we just got here, Kenny felt a bit hungry, so I bought him some popcorn."

Kenny finished his bag of popcorn by the time the two girls finished up their conversation.

"That was good" Kenny crumpled up the bag of popcorn, and tossed it to the ground. "Hey Bebe, you mind buying me some candy apples?"

"Fine Kenny, but if you keep eating this much, you're gonna get fat" Bebe trying to make Kenny consider how much he should eat.

"Nah, a little fat could do wonders for my body" Kenny laughing at what he said.

Both Wendy and Bebe knew what Kenny said was right. Kenny was a bit too skinny for a teenager, but again that's because he never really gets much to eat.

"Maybe Kenny, but still..." Bebe sounding a bit worry.

"Yeah don't worry, I'm not gonna over do it, yet" Kenny was now thinking he might wanna try to become a fat ass.

Bebe was not amused by his response.

As the three of them were talking, Stan finally arrived to meet up with Wendy, he saw that she was talking to Bebe and Kenny, and Stan was quite happy to see his friend.

"Hey you guys" Stan approaching to the three of them.

"There you are Stan, what took you so long"

"Sorry Wendy, a lot of people came here, so they was barely even a spot left for my car." Stan was annoyed by the fact, once everyone is done at this carnival, it's gonna be hell to get out of here.

"Anyway, what I miss, while the three of you were chatting."

"Nothing really important dude." Kenny replying to his friend.

"Oh ok then, so what should the four of us do together?" Stan, now turning this into a double date.

"Oh sorry Stan, but me and Bebe are gonna go to that haunted house dealy things." Kenny trying to break up Stan's plan, knowing full well what Bebe wants for Stan and Wendy.

Kenny leaned in closer to Stan to whisper something to him.

"And besides, if Bebe gets scared from it, she'll hug me for comfort, and that means I get to feel more of her boobs, even though it isn't my hands touching them" Kenny said so honestly.

Stan was not really supportive to Kenny's plan, but again he couldn't deny that it was still pretty funny, and it is Kenny, so it was expected for Kenny to plan something that can get Kenny to feel Bebe's boob.

Stan just laughed at it.

"Ok Kenny, good luck."

"Yeah man, thanks." Kenny, also hoping for it to work.

"See ya later you two" Bebe said while walking with Kenny to the haunted house.

Wendy was thanking Kenny for preventing Stan from hanging with him. Which meant the two of them can finally be alone, well except for the other people going to the carnival, but Wendy didn't mind them.

"Well Stan, where do you want to go?"

"I'm not too sure Wendy."

Wendy was now thinking of a place where the two can spend time together, she thought about it and decided that the best place to go was probably the Ferris Wheel. It has only two seats for the both of them, and it can be really romantic up there.

"What about the Ferris Wheel?"

"Yeah sure." Stan accepting the idea.

Wendy was happy for this, she grabbed onto Stan's arm, and ran to the Ferris wheel, while drugging Stan, Stan tried to keep up with Wendy's speed, but was not accomplishing it very well, he felt like a rug doll the entire time.

Wendy and Stan went to the Ferris Wheel, entered into a seat, and were on their way. The Ferris Wheel was turning and it took a while until their seat was at the top. Right now, Wendy felt like she should do something now, since they were at the top.

"Hey Stan."

"Yeah Wendy?"

Without saying anything, Wendy moved slowly towards Stan and was kissing him. Stan surprisingly was not expecting this at all, even with the given circumstances.

It was a pretty amazing experience for her, the imaginary feeling of riding a unicorn for the first time, or your prince charming coming and saving you. The rush of these feelings were tremendous for Wendy, and was enjoying every moment of it. While Wendy was enjoying the kiss very much, she noticed that something was a bit weird. During the kiss, Wendy felt that Stan wasn't into the moment, she was pretty sure, she was sure showing Stan that she was into it, but Stan wasn't really showing it back. It felt like Stan's little peck of kisses, she received sometimes from him. Wendy decided to stop the kissing. She felt there was no point to continue it now, if Stan didn't had the same feelings as she did when the two were kissing.

"Is something the matter Wendy?" he wondered why she stopped kissing.

"Oh nothing, I just need to catch my breath..." Wendy lying about the reason why she stopped.

"Oh ok" Stan said so calmly.

Stan then looked outside to see the view. While Stan was staring blankly outside, Wendy could easily tell that Stan was enjoying view from up here. He seemed to enjoy seeing the lights. Wendy knew that this was probably gonna be an quiet descent down, so she also was staring outside, enjoying the lights of the little mountain town they lived in.

As they got off the Ferris Wheel, they noticed that people were starting to leave, the two of them were wondering why everyone was leaving so soon. They soon checked to see it's schedule, and it appeared they were only opened for about thirty minutes. Both were trying to figure out why this place had the most screwed up time. They soon realized that this is South Park, and people here were not always the brightest. They went to find out where Kenny and Bebe were at now. They walked for about two minutes before finding them, it looked like Kenny and Bebe were at a bench, talking to each other, while Kenny was eating a hot dog now.

"Hey you two" Stan surprising them.

"Oh hey Stan" Kenny responded to Stan while chewing the hot dog, the sight of seeing the hot dog being eaten by Kenny, made Stan a bit queasy.

"Dude!" was all Stan could say, before he fought to keep his stomach in check. Luckily Stan won the fight. "Don't talk when your eating man, what are you, fucking Cartman now?"

"Hahaha, possibly" Kenny didn't that Stan tried to make fun of him by comparing him to Cartman.

"Anyway Kenny, we should be leaving"

"Wait, why, we just got here" Kenny raising valid questions.

"Yeah, don't ask, this place has one fucked up schedule" Stan telling Kenny.

"Fine whatever" Kenny got up after finishing his hot dog.

The group all walked together to the exit.

"Guess we'll be leaving, see you later man" Kenny saying good bye for the night.

"Yeah, see ya Wendy, you too Stan" Bebe also saying good bye.

"Alright see you two later then" Stan said.

"Bye you two, have fun" Wendy hoping the best for her friend.

"Don't worry we will" Bebe smiled and holding on to Kenny's arm.

Kenny put a hand behind the back of his and smiled embarrassingly to Stan. The pair soon left to go home.

"We probably better get home Wendy"

"Yeah"

Stan and Wendy got to their car. As predicted from Stan, this was gonna take time to get out, since everyone else was leaving too. After thirty minutes, Stan was able to exit the parking lot and was driving on the street. During their drive, everything was quiet, there was no little talk during the ride at all. Wendy was feeling disappointed on how this turned out, while Stan's mind was off somewhere else.

Stan soon arrived at Wendy's house and walked her to her door.

"I'll see you later Wendy"

"Ok Stan" outside Wendy looked fine, but in fact she was sadden by the fact Wendy wasn't his top priority on their date.

Stan gave Wendy a kiss and went back to his car and drove away. The kiss Wendy received from Stan that moment felt like, back at the Ferris Wheel, she knew that it was just a little peck of a kiss, but she still wished the kiss now was important to Stan. Wendy was truly not in a happy mood after this date, she went inside her house, up to her room and went to bed, hoping a good night sleep could lighten her mood tomorrow.