Dear writers of fan fiction,
You're all sick! I'm not gay! I mean damn, it's like you can't make up your freakin' minds. One minute I'm screwing chidori...which I will admit I like. But then you got me fucking Akihiko. And even if I did I'm not a bottom!
What the hell am I saying, that's beside the point! I'm not gay!
-Junpei
