Dear writers of the fan fiction,

I am stuck writing this letter through the help of the appraiser. Now there seems to be those of you who think that I am something to have carnal relations with.

How can one mate with something that is out of reach for human touch?

I have no sons. I have no daughters. Less we forget my mission is to destroy the earth not to mate with it. However, whether you wish for death or not...If this continues I will find a way to put an end to it.

Do not make me come down there.

Sincerely,

Nyx