A/N: Can you beleive how fast I'm updating? I know I can't. We have a three day weekend and my brothers not here to hog the computer, so I got to update really fast! Yay!

Alistair: Hello.

Jessi: Can I see your cane?

Alistair: My cane?

Jessi: Your cane.

Alistair: Why my cane?

Jessi: Because how do I know it's not one of those canes that you pull out the top part and it's a sword?

Alistair: I'm not in enough shape to attack you with a sword, even if I did have one.

Jessi: How do I know it's not a gun?

Alistair: Who can fit a gun in a cane?

Jessi: You're an Ekat, you're capable!

Alistair: It's not a gun.

Jessi: I know. It's hollow, right? That's where you kept all your clues during the hunt.

Alistair: Why did you bother with the sword and gun bit if you already knew it was hollow?

Jessi: You could've updated. And I like flustering people. I find it amusing.

Alistair: Perhaps it should be updated. It's hardly useful now…

Jessi: So are you going to make it a gun? No offense, but I agree with you on the sword thing, it would be hard for you to use. Oooh, you could make it a laser! Or a cannon! Go for the cannon. You could shoot tacos! Villains would never expect a taco cannon! But you would need hot sauce. It's not a taco without hot sauce…

Alistair: I don't think a taco cannon would fend off criminals…

Jessi: Yes it would! Nothing stops dangerous people like a taco cannon! If you need to test it out, I'm sure we can get the Kabras in here…

Alistair: I'm not pelting children with tacos!

Jessi: Don't think of them as children, think of them as… guinea pigs. I, for one, think Ian would make a fabulous guinea pig. Go on; picture him as a guinea pig.

Alistair: While I'm sure Ian is a wonderful guinea pig, I'm still not going to shoot tacos at him. Or hot sauce.

Jessi: Would you shoot burritos at him? You are the Burrito King, what better weapon than a burrito shooting cane?

Alistair: Something that I could actually defend myself with like a gun?

Jessi: So you won't shoot guinea pig Ian with tacos or burritos but your just fine shooting him with a gun? Okay, I can live with that.

Alistair: That's not what I meant!

Jessi: You were just fine with setting Buffy on him.

Alistair: I didn't set Buffy on him, the boy wondered off on his own!

Jessi: Why was the library in the maze, why not a secret dungeon or anything? A dungeon would've been cool, like what if Buffy was a dragon?

Alistair: *Sighs* Dragons are mythical creatures; I couldn't have one guarding my library. And if my house was ever searched or destroyed, the library would've been lost. It was safer in the maze with Buffy guarding it.

Jessi: Why is the Ekaterina symbol the only one that's not real? Aren't yall supposed to be the logical ones?

Alistair: Katherine was the one who chose our symbol, not me.

Jessi: Yea, I guess. Fine, another question. Why did you choose burritos? Why not tacos? I'm glad you didn't do microwavable quesadillas, I've had those and they gave me food poisoning, bad chicken in it I guess.

Alistair: Because there are only so many ways you can make tacos! Soft, hard shells, veggie, with burritos the possibilities are endless!

Jessi: I disagree; there are many ways to make tacos.

Alistair: Such as?

Jessi: Chicken, beef, dessert, fish-

Alistair: Dessert tacos?

Jessi: Yea, you could take a sopapilla approach and fry the bread, then put in some cinnamon and strawberries and whipped cream and… Wow, I'm hungry.

Alistair: I have never heard of sopapilla.

Jessi: *Gasps.* How is that possible? There AMAZING! Whenever Alejandro, Henry, and I get Mexican, that's basically all we get. The smaller the entrée, the more room you have for dessert.

Alistair: Alejandro and Henry are…?

Jessi: The guards outside.

Alistair: Ah, them.

Jessi: So they are outside?

Alistair: They're guards, isn't that their job?

Jessi: Yes, but I never really know if they're out there. They abandoned me a while ago. But I am a very forgiving person and forgave them right away.

Henry: *Muffled voice, because he's on the other side of the wall that seriously needs to get soundproofed* She chained us to a wall and Alejandro nearly exploded!

Jessi: Like I said, I forgave them very fast. Well, fast for me anyway. Have you ever been to prison?

Alistair: No! I have not!

Jessi: That was a little too fast for me to believe you. What did you do?

Alistair: I didn't do anything.

Jessi: I still don't believe you. Come on, please? I'll be your best friend.

Alistair: I have not been arrested.

Jessi: And I wasn't born yesterday. You are a Cahill, you were a clue hunter. What did you get arrested for?

Alistair: Nothing. I, Alistair Oh, have been arrested for nothing.

Jessi: Okay, so it was under an alias.

Alistair: I… no…

Jessi: Yes, it was! Ha! Okay, so if I were looking at your fake I.D., what name would be on it…?

Alistair: I haven't…

Jessi: So "Alistair" means protector of mankind, right? Well, you're an Ekat so you want to be clever, so you'd keep with the meaning… I'm guessing Alec.

Alistair: What? No I…

Jessi: Now, last name. "Oh". Common Korean surname. With it so common, you would've chosen something that relates to Ekat intelligence instead of sticking with it. But it would be too dangerous sticking with Korean, I mean come on, how many elderly Korean men are there in the Cahill family? Well, probably more, but you would be at the top of the list. So you went to Chinese, so I'm going to guess "Hui" which means intelligent. Alejandro, look up Alec Hui on the police records, would you?

Alejandro: Got it!

Alistair: Is this really necessary…

Alejandro: I found him! Alec Hui arrested two years ago for… public nudity…

Jessi: Wow. I'm detecting a pattern in the Ekat branch…

Alistair: I was pantsed by a small child at a park, it was nothing big.

Alejandro: And assault with a weapon. Says here he hit a kid with his cane. You know, the picture looks a lot like the old guy you're talking to. Except he has a mustache…

Henry: *Sighs* its fake, Alejandro.

Alejandro: Oh. Well then he actually looks just like…*gasps* Jessi, get out of there; you're in the room with a notorious child beater!

Alistair: I am not a child beater! The child took my hot dog. I was trying to run and get it back but my pants were around my ankles and I fell. The cane hit him while I was falling. I never did get my hotdog…

*I guess Alejandro didn't hear this; he burst into the room and threw MY laptop at him. The one that Hamilton just fixed. Again. Between Henry's llama phobia and Alejandro's selective hearing, my laptop is never going to be the same as it was. Alistair is okay. He just has a sore head. And a slight concussion. But on the bright side, he did get me connections to a prison jumper. Even after he was pummeled to a pulp.*

So? What didya think? Danatalie is up next, but I'm not really sure after that. Maybe Nellie? Oh, and I've been thinking that for the last couple of chapters (Don't worry, I'm not even close to done, I just think ahead) what if for the second to last I interviewed Evan? And for the last, if I interviewed them all at once? I'm not sure about them all at once, seeing as it might get confusing or just be to many people. What do yall think?