To the intriguing writers of fan fiction,
I must say I am rather appalled at your actions. Very few seem to catch the essence of me. You seem to think I have the intelligence of a 6 year old child.
Well I assure I am much smarter than that. Not knowing a few traditions and current slang does not make me a babe.
Sorry to lose my temper but I just had to point that out.
Sincerely,
Theodore
P.S. Promise not to tell Master Hamuko, but I admit I rather enjoy the pairing of the two of us together. I managed to have those printed out and hidden where Master Igor can't find them.
Authors Note:
Oh Theodore, you are just so damn adorable at times.
