A/N: I'm soooo sorry it's taken for ever! I meant to write it 2 weeks ago, but school got in the way... but I've got it done now!
Natalie: You just think you're just so funny don't you?
Jessi: Actually, yes. I think I'm quite hilarious.
Natalie: I requested a mauve prison jumper. What do I get? This.
Jessi: It's periwinkle.
Natalie: I know what it is!
Jessi: You don't know what I had to go through to get a periwinkle prison jumper in your size; the least you could do is be appreciative.
Natalie: I requested mauve.
Jessi: Just be happy that it's not orange, which is most definitely not your color. It makes you resemble a bruised carrot.
Natalie: Hey!
Jessi: Oh come one! I even bedazzled it!
Natalie: You bedazzled "can't touch this" on the butt!
Jessi: I love that song… I could sing it…
Natalie: No!
Jessi: Hurtful much? Where's Dan, he should be here by now.
Natalie: As if I would know.
Dan: I'm here!
Jessi: You're late.
Dan: Well, yea but I'm here. Why is Natalie in a blue prison jumper?
Jessi: It's periwinkle!
Natalie: She refuses to get me a mauve one!
Dan: What is mauve? A kind of cotton?
Natalie: It's a color you twit!
Dan: Who names a color mauve?
Natalie: You make fun of mauve but not periwinkle?
Dan: At least I knew what periwinkle was.
Natalie: Don't side with her! I- Oh, this is not worth my time. What is Danatalie?
Dan: Danatalie?
Natalie: Last time I was here, she told me to Google Danatalie.
Jessi: Did you do it?
Natalie: No.
Jessi: What, why not?
Natalie: What if I don't want to know?
Jessi: That is the lamest excuse ever. Seriously.
Dan: What is Danatalie?
Jessi: You two aren't the brightest colors in the crown box are yall?
Natalie: Well apparently I'm periwinkle, and it's rather dim.
Jessi: Yes, you are. Okay. Now think about this and try to figure it out. Amy and Evan are a couple. Unfortunately. So instead of constantly referring to them as "Amy and Evan" you would call them, I don't know, Aman. Now, class, tell me what would you call Amy and Ian?
Dan: Disgusting.
Jessi: Try again.
Natalie: Uh… Amian?
Jessi: We are making progress. Let's try another. Hamilton and Sinead?
Natalie: Sinilton.
Dan: Hamnead.
Jessi: Both right, there are many variations. Now, time for a hard one. Dan and Natalie.
Natalie: Danatalie… wait…
Dan: NO!
Natalie: No way in this Prada filled world!
Dan: I would rather light my hair on fire!
Natalie: Walk onto a runway in a dress made of solid spandex!
Dan: Choke on a bicycle!
Natalie: Wear shoes made of banana peels!
Dan: Stab myself in the eyes with elephant tusks!
Natalie: Wear undergarments made of poison ivy!
Dan: … I don't think I can beat that one…
Natalie: Thank you, I thought it was quite good myself.
Jessi: Of course you get along when discussing things you would rather do than be Danatalie.
Natalie: I believe it is the one thing we can agree on.
Jessi: Of course it is. You two are so stubborn. But let's get onto the fun part.
Dan: I don't like the way you're smiling.
Jessi: Ivan told me my smile was quite lovely, thank you very much.
Alejandro: Ivan doesn't speak English!
Jessi: Henry is giving him lessons!
Alejandro: Henry told him the way to say "Would you like to buy a magazine?" was "Those pants make your butt look really big!
Jessi: I knew he didn't mean it!
Henry: Al!
Jessi: Henry, I need your phone!
Henry: For what?
Jessi: Danatalie Googling!
Natalie: I don't want to Google that!
Dan: Same here!
Jessi: Yes, well I have two very strong people that will hold you down while I Google Danatalie. You're out of luck.
Natalie: They wouldn't dare.
Jessi: Unless they want to return to the wall, they so would.
Henry: Dibs on the boy! Alejandro, you get you the sassy one.
Alejandro: Why am I holding Jessi down?
Jessi: Oh ha-ha. Very clever.
Alejandro: Thanks!
Jessi: Henry just give me the phone.
*Alright. Now we get to the fun part. Henry and Alejandro worked it out with Danatalie that they would only hold them down if they tried to escape. So they are watching by the door eating popcorn. And of course… I Google Danatalie with the two of them watching the rather tiny phone very nervously, awkwardly glancing at each other every few seconds. Well, apparently there is a band called Danatalie. Rather inconvenient. So we Google Danatalie fanfiction. And a link to a review for this story pops up, and it's supposed to be all secret like so I drop the phone and click the back button. Eventually I just go to fanfiction and find a fic of which I read aloud the funniest part I can find…*
Jessi: They held each other tightly, as if they would never let go. And they never would. Their lips met, and fireworks burst in the back ground…
Dan: MAKE IT STOP!
Jessi: Aw, but we haven't gotten to the part where you fall into the river and cling to each other for dear life and then Natalie has to give Dan mouth to mouth because he lost his inhaler and can't swim and is panicking so Natalie revives him-
Natalie: STOP SPEAKING!
Alejandro: Shut up! I want to hear how it ends!
Danatalie: WE DON'T!
Jessi: *sighs* and that was one of my favorites too.
Natalie: Why does Dans name come first?
Jessi: What?
Natalie: Why is it Danatalie? Why not Natan?
Jessi: Well that another way to do it but-
Dan: Why shouldn't my name come first? I'm the guy!
Jessi and Natalie: And what's that supposed to mean?
Henry: He's the guy, his name should come first.
Alejandro: Henry! How could you be so rude? That's so 1950!
Jessi: Thank you Al! I chose Danatalie because both of your full names were in it! I thought it was equal!
Dan: It's the better name, I come first!
Natalie: Natan is so much better! It just rolls off the tongue! Natan.
Jessi: Maybe you should name your kids that.
Dan: We would name them Danatalie!
Natalie: Natan!
Dan: Danatalie!
Natalie: Natan!
Dan: Danatalie!
Jessi: Are you seriously arguing over what you're going to name your kids?
Natalie: No! We were…
Dan: No…
Alejandro: *Sighs* their so perfect together…
*Natalie gets up to leave*
Dan: Is your butt bedazzled…?
A/N: I'm serious, when you Google Danatalie fanfiction, a link to Rouma Hassit's review for my story pops up! It's the first one! I thought it was awesome... Review! Nellie is next!