Chapter 8

They soon arrived at his house, Cartman opened the door to get inside. The warm air inside was a nice feeling to the both of them. Very soon, the door to his washroom opened, it appeared to be Kenny exiting out the bathroom with a magazine in his hand, it looked like it had naked pictures of women, it was pretty obvious that Kenny was jacking off in his washroom.

"Sick Kenny!" disgusted by Kenny's act.

"Sorry man, but your house isn't a very private place." Kenny said

"I don't give a fuck man, you do not jack off in my washroom!" Cartman was pissed off at Kenny.

Kenny then turned to see that someone was beside Cartman, Kenny took a further examination to see who it was, to his surprise it was Wendy.

"Dude, should I ask? Kenny was trying to understand the situation.

Cartman just ignored him and called his mom.

"MOM!"

"Yes snoockems" his mother replied.

"I need you to help a f-friend" he stuttered a bit when saying that

Liane went to check to see who it was, Liane knew she seen the girl before. It was little Wendy, or more like teenager Wendy to be precise.

"I need you to change her clothes out with your clothes mom"

"Ok Eric"

Liane took Wendy into her room, helped Wendy change out of her dress, and into some of her pyjamas for the night. Wendy at this moment was trying to think of how this all has just happened, her enemy helping her out, her boyfriend ditching her. But trying to understand all of this was just hurting her. So she shut off her brain after. Wendy was walking a bit funny, so Liane helped her out to Cartman's room.

"Ok dear, this is where you'll sleep for the night, I'm sure Eric wouldn't mind having a friend sleep in his bed."

Then the word she never expected to be with Cartman, a friend... She was thinking if Cartman actually considered her as one... again this was hurting her head, so she stopped and instantly went to sleep.

Cartman and Kenny were sitting on the couch just watching tv, when his mom came out.

"Oh Eric poo, your friend will be sleeping in your bed."

"Fine"

"I'm so proud that you helped out your friend" Liane said proudly.

"Yeah, yeah mom, but could you leave, we're trying to watch tv." he tried to rush her out of the room, he felt rather embarrassed.

"Ok Snookems, Good night."

Liane went into her room and sleep.

"So Cartman... what happened to having no Ho's over" Kenny said with a grin.

"S-shut up Kenny!" Cartman didn't like how Kenny used that.

"So are you gonna tell me what happened?" Kenny was curious on the entire situation.

"You know, people being pissed ass drunk." Cartman said straightly.

"Makes sense I guess" it really didn't help Kenny at all for figuring out what just happened.

"Anyway Kenny, why the hell weren't you at that party?" Cartman was trying to understand why Kenny didn't go to this one.

"Oh, you see, the last party I went too, I hooked up with this cute brunette chick, she thought I was cute and she started to make out with me. It wasn't until later I figured out she was Clyde's girlfriend. When he came screaming at me, I told him that she didn't tell me she was with him, but he didn't listen. So we fought and unfortunately Clyde punched me off the window, and gravity that day was a bitch because I landed head first. So going to a party at his house is probably not a good idea."

"Wow Kenny, just wow..." Cartman said sadly.

"About what Cartman?"

"That you FUCKING lost to that asshole Clyde, dude can't fight for shit!" Cartman was mad at the fact Kenny lost to Clyde.

Kenny laughed "Hey sorry man, but I ain't no fighter."

"No kidding, you're fucking poor, and you can't fight, you're so damn useless"

Kenny ignored what he said "Anyway Cartman, what you wanna do for the night?"

"What else do you think poor boy, fucking video games." Cartman saying like it's an obvious thing. "Get the controllers too."

"Why the don't you fucking get it Cartman?" Kenny felt extremely lazy at the moment.

"It's because your living in my God damn house, eating my god damn food, and sleeping on my god damn couch." Cartman provided some reasons.

"Still doesn't mean I should get the controllers" the bloond boy was joking around. Kenny saw Cartman's eyes, and knew he better get them quickly, or else.

"Ok fine asshole, I'll get it" Kenny finally giving up.

"Now that's more like it" Cartman was pretty happy with his victory.

Kenny walked up to the tv, turned on the Xbox 360 and took one of the controllers and tossed it to Cartman. Kenny was wondering what games they should play.

"Yo assmaster, what games should we play?"

"I don't know, Mortal Kombat."

Kenny took the Mortal Kombat disk off the cover, and inserted it into the Xbox 360.

Kenny went back to the couch to sit.

"So how long we playing this game for Cartman?"

"What kind of question is that, until we get fucking bored, Jesus Christ!" Cartman was thinking Kenny was losing it.

"Just make sure you don't start bitching, when I rock your ass in this." Kenny sounded cocky

"We'll see poor boy"

The boys started up the game, they went into versus mode, Cartman picked Striker just because he was a cop, and people would have to respect his authoritah!. Kenny chose Mileena.

"Why the fuck did you chose Mileena Kenny?"

"Dude, Biggest Tits EVER!" Which Kenny openly admit. Cartman on the other hand thought it was a stupid choice.

"Whatever, let's just start playing" Cartman wanted to kill Kenny already, and the boys went on to play their game.

Well hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Sorry this one was a bit short, but wasn't able to think of anything that would make sense in this chapter (Well in my head at least :P) Again thanks for reading