I KNOW! I've taken forever to update. I blame school. It's a stupid exuse, but it really is the reason. Wanna know what I have to do? Make a chair out of newpaper that can hold me for five minutes. That's right, blame the teachers! But I'm good now! I'll update faster next time, promise!
Nellie: Not cool. Not cool at all.
Jessi: You'll get it back when we're done, promise.
Nellie: You can't just take a girls iPod. Much less force it from her hands!
Jessi: Would you have turned it off during the interview?
Nellie: Well… maybe. Now we'll never know.
Jessi: Relax; it is safe in Henry's gorilla like hands. That's weird…
Nellie: What?
Jessi: Henry always eavesdrops; he would've yelled something through the wall about his hands being a manly size and not remotely gorilla like. But… nothing…
Nellie: Maybe he took a break.
Jessi: He wouldn't do that again. Alejandro's bladder nearly exploded last time he did that…
Nellie: Do I-
Jessi: No, you don't want to know.
Nellie: Then I will not ask.
Jessi: Yes, that's probably the safest route.
Nellie: Right. Ummm… the big guy out front?
Jessi: Which big guy?
Nellie: The one that didn't steal my iPod.
Jessi: Temporarily confiscate.
Nellie: Steal. And no, the other one…
Jessi: I know. His hair.
Nellie: Yes. His hair. What…
Jessi: Iris cut it.
Nellie: Iris?
Jessi: My therapist Ivan's sister.
Alejandro: He can't be your therapist if he doesn't speak English!
Jessi: He's learning Al! He's learning! Anyway, their Estonian, and-
Nellie: Estonian?
Jessi: Yea, from Estonia, a country located underneath Finland. Anyway, they don't speak much English, but Iris is going to beauty school and they have these haircut deals where a student could cut your hair for free. And Al is cheap.
Alejandro: I am not! Ivan said she was good!
Jessi: Ivan also told you he liked your pants.
Alejandro: Leave my pants out of this!
Nellie: They have pictures of acorns on them dude.
Jessi: I told you to get the peanuts!
Alejandro: I have an allergy! Do you want me to puff up like a puff up fish?
Nellie: It's a puffer fish, not a puff up fish.
Jessi: There aren't actual peanuts in the pants!
Nellie: I can't believe you let a student cut your hair.
Alejandro: She's attending beauty school!
Jessi: For nails! Not hair!
Alejandro: You could've mentioned that!
Jessi: I did! Several times! And now look at the consequence of ignoring me!
Alejandro: It's not that bad!
Nellie: You look like an Easter egg.
Jessi: You should've seen her. She was laying on the dye like a ninja. The woman likes color.
Alejandro: I'm not talking to you!
Jessi: Yes you are!
Alejandro: *silence*
Jessi: Oh come on Al!
Alejandro: *more silence*
Nellie: Give him time, he'll calm down. I've taken care of Amy and Dan, I know.
Jessi: And I admire you for surviving. But on to the fun stuff.
Nellie: I'm worried.
Jessi: You see Nellie, about two minutes before your interview; someone slipped me a couple of child hood photos…
Nellie: Oh no.
Jessi: Oh yes. I must say, you would be perfect for Toddlers & Tiaras.
Nellie: I was forced! It was child abuse I tell you!
Jessi: Because abusive parents enter their daughters in beauty pageants.
Nellie: I hated them. Hated them. I dreaded them.
Jessi: I like this picture best. The one where you're doing talent and your talent was an air guitar?
Nellie: I remember that! I was supposed to do a dance routine but I totally blanked and winged it…
Jessi: I like the Mohawk.
Nellie: *Sighs* I styled that with a squirt bottle of honey right before I went on. The family was furious. I won though. I kicked butt.
Jessi: But one of my very favorites is this one…
Nellie: You put that away!
Jessi: But it's so much fun to look at! You look just like-
Nellie: Don't you dare!
Jessi: An exotic Barbie! You got the puffy pink dress, the fairy wings, and the fake unicorn tattoo-
Nellie: I was six! Six! I had no say in the matter!
Jessi: And here is a picture of you being forced into said dress while you are kicking and screaming…
Nellie: I like that one. I look so dangerous.
Jessi: As dangerous as a six year old with a bump it can look.
Nellie: That is not a bump it! That is my real hair! I had awesome hair for a six year old! They didn't even have bump its.
Jessi: How old are you?
Nellie: None of your business. Who left you these pictures?
Jessi: I don't know. Anonymous, remember? Who would have access to them?
Nellie: Considering I kept them with me so no one would stumble upon them back at home? I have no clue.
Jessi: Oh come on! You live with two Cahills and you kept them with you?
Nellie: DAN!
Jessi: That makes a lot of sense actually.
Nellie: Just because I take away his play station! Fine, you know what? I have pictures of Dan sleeping with a stuffed animal! It's a squirrel, he calls it Acorn!
Jessi: Like Alejandro's awful pants. How old is he in these pictures?
Nellie: Eleven.
Jessi: Does he know you have such pictures?
Nellie: Nope.
Jessi: Care to show them the Cahill clan?
Nellie: YES! REVENGE! When and where?
Jessi: Final interview, here.
Nellie: It's a small room to fit all of us in…
Jessi: We'll manage. I'm thinking we'll-
Nellie: Shhhh! Do you hear that?
Jessi: Yea, totally… what am I hearing exactly?
Nellie: *whisper yelling* Music!
Jessi: Right, yea… so?
Nellie: So it's I have this song on my iPod!
Jessi: Relax; your iPod is still safe in Henry's gorilla hands… Really? Still no protest?
Nellie: I haven't heard him speak the whole time.
Jessi: Not even when we were discussing Alejandro's stupid hair…
Alejandro: Hey!
Jessi: Ha! You talked! Al, what is Henry doing?
Alejandro: Umm… stuff.
Nellie: Musical stuff?
Alejandro: …Maybe. Maybe not. I don't know, his life is his life, my life is mine, I really just try to mind my own business and keep out of others business…
Jessi: Alejandro, you have a subscription to US Weekly, People, and Okay.
Alejandro: The stars don't count!
Jessi: And you eavesdrop on my sessions with Ivan!
Alejandro: No I don't!
Jessi: Really? When I was four at a zoo…
Alejandro: A dolphin pulled you under the water when you feeding it and now you're terrified of sea creatures and refuse to eat seafood. Oh crap! I still don't eavesdrop…
Nellie: Is Henry listening to my iPod!
Alejandro: …Maybe
Nellie: GET YOUR GORILLA HANDS OFF MY IPOD!
*Nellie, in a fit of musical rage, (seriously, this could so be a musical. I can see it now… High School Musical get of the way, its Nellie's time to shine!) Anyway, Nellie threw open the door, where Alejandro with his Easter egg haircut was trying to pry the iPod out of Henry's greedy paws, and Nellie then preceded to karate kick him in a very manly part, take her iPod, beat him up some more, and then storm out. But not before-*
Nellie: I'll get you those Dan photos. See you at the final interview! And I will be keeping my iPod by my side. And you better burn those photos.
*And I might have burned the photos. Not because I was afraid of her or anything just cause… I had a pyro fit. That's all. Really, I wasn't scared at all…*
I didn't edit, so I apoligize for mistakes. Thank you Amianfan102, for letting me use our pageant bit for Nellie! And I'm thinking Ian next, but it could change. And remember, Sinead made me pepper spray proof contacts... Plans are being devised in my mind...