Chapter 9
It was now morning. Wendy soon woke up from her sleep and tried to recall what had happened to her, she checked the room out. It was not her room. It didn't have the purple wall paper she had, none of her belongings here, and for sure she didn't recall a poster that said "Kill the Jews" which showed a picture of Kyle. For a moment there, Wendy forgot about everything, except for the one thing she can only remember. "What the FUCK are you trying to do to that Ho". At first Wendy tried to figured out who said that, but was having troubles dude to her hangover. As Wendy turned her head to her right, she saw a red sweater hanging from the closet door. It soon triggered Wendy's memory back to last night. She remembered the party and what happened there, that Cartman saved her, and brought her to his house. She stopped thinking after to prevent further headaches.
"Fucking Stan..." Wendy said softly to herself.
She recalled what Stan did at the party and she was still pissed at him for doing so. Wendy wanted to forget Stan for the day, and to focus on whatever she might be doing today. Wendy got up slowly. Her walking ability was still bad, but Wendy was able to manage to walk through the door. As Wendy entered the living room, she saw two figures sitting in the couch, she knew one of them was Cartman, since no one else had that hair of his, though Wendy wasn't too sure on the other figure. She soon noticed that the blond haired person was wearing a orange parka, she soon knew it was Kenny. Wendy walked a little more too see what the two boys were doing, it appears to be that the boys were playing some sort of fighting game. One of them was a skimpy dressed girl, and the other a police officer. Wendy checked out the scoreboard they had, and it was 50-51. The police officer character looked liked he died.
"Haha, Cartman, you just got tossed in the acid." Kenny laughing.
"Shut the fuck up Kenny, before I kick you in the NUTS!" Cartman tried to threaten Kenny, which appeared to have worked.
Wendy took a few more steps, and Cartman heard it.
"Look who decides to wake up" Cartman said.
Kenny was confused to what Cartman said, so he turned around to see that Wendy was awake and behind them.
"Oh hi Wendy, guessing from the looks of it, that hangover is killer" Kenny was having a little fun.
Wendy putting her hand over her forehead. "Don't remind me" she groaned in pain.
"Unfortunately it won't stop hurting for a bit." Kenny told her the sucky news.
"Well bitch, if you knew your limits, you wouldn't be having the hangover."
Wendy took her hand off her forehead to look at Cartman, although it what he said was rather rude, she knew he was right.
Liane was in the kitchen making breakfast for the three of them.
"Breakfast is on you two, Wendy you can join in too.
Cartman and Kenny rushed to the table, Wendy just walked there.
Liane places three plates for the each of them, each containing two toast, two eggs and 4 slices of bacon. Liane also laid a plate of extra bacon, in case they ran out.
"Thank you Ms. Cartman" Wendy said politely.
"Yeah, Thanks Ms. Cartman" Kenny said happily.
Cartman said nothing and just started to eat. Wendy was pissed off at Cartman for not saying thank you to his mother.
"Cartman!" Wendy called him out.
"Cartman had a piece of bacon sticking outta his mouth, he sucked the bacon into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it."
"What hippie?" Cartman was annoyed that Wendy was stopping him from eating.
"Say thank you to your mom"
"Why?" Cartman seriously did not know why.
"It's because it's the polite thing to do, you jerk"
"Hey bitch, I could have left you there at the party." he wanted Wendy to shut up.
Which actually worked. Wendy did shut up, and she felt depressed that Cartman made her feel low right now. Wendy was too afraid to even imagine what would have actually happened to her if Cartman wasn't there to save her... Cartman was happy at first that he was able to shut Wendy up, but there was something about her sad face that made Cartman feel... uneasy. The feelings was annoying Cartman a lot, and the worst part was that he didn't know...
Cartman sighed. "Fine Ho, you win. Thanks mom" While looking away from the table, like a child. The feeling soon went away, Cartman wondered what that feeling was, but decided it wasn't important now.
"Oh you're welcome Eric" his mom was happy to hear that
Cartman just stuffed his face with more bacon. Wendy was happy that Cartman said thank you to his mom, but she was more concerned at the reason why he did it. Wendy knew that Cartman got her to shut up, preventing him from needing to say anything more, but in spite of that, he still said thank you. She was wondering if maybe... the reason he said that was because he felt bad for what he said to her.
Wendy soon started to eat the breakfast Liane made. Wendy wasn't eating as fast as Cartman and Kenny was, but she was enjoying the food very much, the home cook meal was much better than her parents. Her parents were good cooks, but when compared to Mrs. Cartman, Cartman's mom got her parents beaten. Soon the three of them were done with their food. There were still extra bacon left from the other plate Liane laid down. Cartman and Kenny rushed to finish each bacon and to take another one. They were down to the last bacon, and Kenny and Cartman were glaring at each other. Both of them wanting that last piece of bacon. The two boys rushed to get the bacon. Their forks collided and were caught together. The two of them were fighting to see get their fork out first and get the bacon. While fighting over the bacon, another fork came in to swoop the last bacon. Both Kenny and Cartman were too shocked to do anything about it, they watched the bacon go into Wendy's mouth. It looks like Wendy won that bacon.
"THE FUCK!" Cartman was very pissed.
"AH DAMN IT!" Kenny was also pissed.
"Sorry boys, you snooze you lose" Wendy winked to the both of them.
"MOM, we need more bacon"
"Ok Eric"
"Cartman!" Wendy yelled at him.
"What now Hippie!" Cartman started to get agitated from Wendy, first the bacon, and now her yelling at him.
"Say the magic word" Wendy stared him down.
"What? Now?" Cartman confusingly said.
At first Wendy thought he was playing dumb, but it looked like he seriously didn't know what the magic word was.
"Are you kidding me Cartman" Wendy holding one hand up, holding it like a fist and closing her eyes, in annoyance to Cartman's idiocy, she was starting to look real pissed.
"It's please, you assmunch" Kenny giving the answer to Cartman.
Cartman just ignored the last thing Kenny said, and said the word, in order to prevent Wendy from driving Cartman insane (well more insane than he usually is)
"Mom, can you please make us more bacon?"
"Ok snookems" Liane replied happily.
"See Cartman, was that so bad." Wendy sounding like she won here.
Cartman just looked away from Wendy like a little kid
"Whatever Ho"
Kenny just laughed at the why Wendy treated Cartman after that.
After the hearty breakfast they had, the three of them went to the couch to watch some tv. Wendy checked to see what the time was. It was 10 am., Wendy was thinking that she was forgetting something. She soon realized that her parents don't know where she was, because she never came back home.
"OH SHIT" Wendy jumped up and screamed, Cartman and Kenny diverted their attention from the tv to look at Wendy.
"What Wendy" Kenny questioning her scream.
"It's 10 right now, I forgot to..."
"Don't worry Ho, already called your parents last night."
Wendy then turned to look at Cartman.
"Really?" Wendy was still surprised, even after everything that has happened.
"Do I look stupid Ho?" he asked the rhetorical question "Had my mom confirmed it with your parents too, just to be on the safe side."
Wendy was happy that her parents weren't worried about her safe being.
"Thanks Cartman!" she said. She was really grateful that he called her parents.
Cartman saw the smile Wendy was giving to him, at first he was frozen again. The word thanks from Wendy was still in shock mode for him, after he realized he was quiet for a few moments, he turned his head away from Wendy to prevent her to see Cartman's blushed face.
"W-whatever. I don't need cops banging on my door in the morning, asking where your whereabouts are Hippie."
Wendy didn't like how Cartman said that, but she took it into heart, that in his own way, he's would have been concerned about her.
As the three of them were watching tv, Wendy noticed that Cartman and Kenny were yawning quite a bit.
"Are you guys tired" Wendy asked.
"A bit." Kenny replied.
"How long were you two up for"
"The whole night" Kenny said that like it was nothing.
"Doing what!" Wendy was rather curious to what the boys did all night.
"Playing Mortal Kombat" Kenny said.
"Why didn't you two just stop" She was curious why two people would want to stay up all night playing video games.
"Um because it was fun?" Kenny said it in a slow manner, like Wendy was asking a really dumb question, "I was rocking Cartman in the game too" he said proudly.
"The fuck?" Cartman thought Kenny was being a complete retard due to the lack of sleep "My ass you were rocking me, I was winning!"
"Bullshit Cartman, we tied up in the end. How the hell could you have beaten me" Kenny was trying to understand Cartman at the moment. Well there was a lot of times when Kenny tried to understand Cartman, but this time Kenny was actually curious.
"Simple. Poor people don't win, they just lose" Cartman gave a totally stupid reason.
The only thing Kenny could have responded to that was a simple sigh.
"Cartman, that's stupid." Wendy backing up Kenny.
"Look who's talking Ho!" Cartman said with a smirk on his face.
Wendy knew full well what Cartman had meant, this time it really didn't hurt her, but she was rather annoyed from it. Cartman knew he won this one, and was happy about it.
"Anyway, I'm tired, I'm going to go to sleep." Kenny said.
"Where the fuck you going to sleep anyways, we're using the couch still"
"Where else, your bed!" Kenny said, but he sounded a bit quieter than usual, Cartman turned around to see that Kenny was at his room's door step, Kenny had a smile upon his face, and he slammed the door shut, and locked it.
"KENNY, YOU FUCK!" Cartman was now in a terrible rage. He jumped out of the couch and ran to the door.
"Kenny, I swear to god, if you don't get outta my room right now, I'm going to fucking kill you!"
"Go ahead Cartman, I'll just come back anyway" Kenny was laughing at him because Cartman knew he was right about that part, so his threats were rather pointless.
"Fuck Kenny, get outta my room!" Cartman was banging his door with his fist.
Wendy was getting tired of the loud bangs Cartman was making.
"Cartman stop" she told him
Surprisingly Cartman stopped and turned around to look at Wendy.
"Just sleep on the couch" Wendy gave him a rather simple idea.
"No! Kenny's been sleeping there, he knows what kinda S.T.D.'s he's left in it.
Wendy just rolled her eyes to Cartman's idiotic responses.
Cartman walked back to the couch and sat on it.
"Fine Ho, but if I can contract anything from this couch, you're paying for my shit then."
Wendy thought Cartman was being rather ridiculous at this point. "Ok fine" she said, she had no choice than to agree with him, or else he might not ever shut up.
Cartman relaxed on the couch, it took him a few moments to get out of the mind set of this "STD couch" but after he did, he soon dozed off to sleep. Wendy was happy to have peace and quiet in the room now. She looked over to see Cartman, and he looked so different. When he's awakes he appears to be the insane, loud mouth, egotistical asshole he is. But in his sleep, he looked like a totally opposite person. He looked so relaxed, peaceful, and even harmless. Wendy thought he looked kinda cute when he's a sleep, like a puppy, or a pony. Wendy was enjoying watching Cartman sleep, but she soon was sleepy also, even though she did sleep already, it didn't feel long enough for her. Wendy soon dozed off also and went to sleep. Her and Cartman were close to each other when they were sleeping, Wendy soon was sliding, and landed onto Cartman's arm. She realized that she was sleeping on something, but wasn't for sure, she opened her eyes and saw that her head was on Cartman's arm. At first she wanted to sleep on the other side of the couch, but she soon realized that his arm did feel pretty good to place her head to sleep, and after a few minutes Wendy was back to sleeping.
Ironically, after she fell asleep, Cartman woke up and opened his eyes, his right arm felt a bit weird. He turned his head around to see that it was Wendy's head resting on top of his arm. Cartman felt like he wanted Wendy off his arm, but he enjoyed having her soft, luscious skin touching his own. Cartman soon didn't mind being her pillow, so he closed his eyes, and went back sleeping. Kenny did not sleep yet, he needed to take a piss, but was worried about Cartman, but after the silence Kenny slowly opened the door, but was prepared to close the door if he saw Cartman. Once Kenny opened the door, he was surprised to what he saw. Both Cartman and Wendy were both sleeping peacefully with each other, with Wendy's head laying on Cartman's arm. Kenny smiled to see that the two of them looked like a cute couple. Kenny went into Cartman's room, took out one of Cartman's blankets, and brought it to the couch, and spread over the two of them.
"Sweet dreams you two" Kenny said quietly and happily, as he walked into the washroom, took a piss, then went back to Cartman's room.
I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and thanks again for reading.
