I know I said Ian. But I lied. Not intentionally, but now it's Madison and Regan. BUT I've been writing for... well, it's seems like forever and I did my best.

Regan: I don't even want to know. I really don't.

Madison: I do.

Regan: No, you don't.

Madison: You can't tell me if I want to know or not!

Regan: Yes I can!

Madison: Since when?

Regan: Since I know that you don't want to know!

Madison: What?

Jessi: Ah, the sound of siblings bickering. There is nothing like it.

Madison: We want to know.

Regan: No we don't!

Madison: Yes we do!

Regan: No we don't!

Jessi: I'm going to tell you anyway.

Madison: Ha! Suck it Regan!

Jessi: What did you want to know?

Madison: …What do we want to know, Regan?

Regan: You don't even- never mind. We don't want to know what the two guys outside the door are doing with a blind fold and a Llama.

Jessi: Oh! That. Okay, Henry is the one with the blindfold. Henry has a llama issue.

Regan: A llama issue?

Jessi: He has a fear of llamas.

Madison: Who has a fear of llamas?

Jessi: Someone with a really weird childhood that we are not going to get into right now. Anyway, Alejandro, the one with that's not blind folded-

Madison: What's up with his hair?

Jessi: A very bad haircut. Anyway, Al has an issue with my current therapist.

Alejandro: He spit on me Jessi! Spit on me! A man does not deserve to be spit upon!

Jessi: And Al has a problem with spit. So he got this idea into his head that I will drop Ivan and he can be my therapist. Which is stupid.

Alejandro: Feelings! I have feelings!

Jessi: Which is why you can't be my therapist! Half of my issues go back to you somehow!

Alejandro: Do not!

Jessi: Al, tell me. Why is it that I can't go into elevators?

Alejandro: That was an accident!

Madison: What happened?

Jessi: Let's just say, Al's biggest problem is his extremely weak bladder.

Alejandro: That all started when you chained us to a wall!

Jessi: Which happened because you abandoned me!

Regan: You chained them to a wall?

Madison: Do you think we can do that to Hamilton?

Jessi: Continuing on! Anyway, I told him that if he cured Henry of his llama problem, he could be my therapist. So he is trying this out.

Regan: So to cure him of his problem, he got a blindfold and a llama?

Jessi: I don't know how his mind works anymore than I know how cheese is made. But, that's not why we are here. We are here so I can interview you. Madison.

Madison: Um… what?

Jessi: Hamilton sent me a video. A very interesting video. Do you know what this video was of?

Madison: I don't think I want to know.

Regan: Sure, now you don't want to know!

Jessi: This video was of a certain girl, lip sinking along to Justin Beiber using a hair brush as a microphone and dancing around her bed room.

Madison: He promised he would delete that! He promised!

Regan: *Laughing* I knew it! I knew you were a Belieber! I knew it when I saw that death threat you were sending to Selena Gomez!

Madison: She is so wrong for him!

Regan: You're a Belieber!

Madison: You can't say anything! You have all of Jonah's songs on your iPod!

Jessi: *Smiling* you do?

Regan: Jonah gives Ham free CDs! Ham hates them! He'd never tell Jonah that, but he does! So I take them.

Jessi: Why let Jonah Wizard CDs go to waste?

Madison: I still can't believe Ham did that to me!

Regan: I can! Mad, you messaged Sinead and let her think it was him!

Madison: That was harmless!

Regan: You told her that he watches her sleep!

Madison: So she was a little creeped out, Hamilton explained it to her when he caught me! I didn't deserve this!

Jessi: Is now a bad time to tell you it's on YouTube?

Madison: I am going to kill him!

Jessi: Before you kill him, how about revenge? What does Hamilton not want anyone to know about him?

Madison: He has an obsession with the Spice Girls!

Regan: In second grade, he went to school in his pajamas! Three times!

Madison: He was kicked out of knitting club for throwing a knitting needle at the teacher and almost taking her eye out!

Regan: He takes medicine for bladder control!

Madison: He still has a teddy bear Mom gave him when he was two! He sleeps with it when he's scared!

Regan: He makes really good chocolate chip cookies…

Madison: He has an obsession with the Spice Girls!

Jessi: You said that already.

Madison: I know, but you should hear him sing along to them. He's awful. And I don't like them much either.

Alejandro: How dare you! The Spice Girls are a sacred thing!

Henry: Al, what's up with your breath?

Alejandro: Why'd you take out your ear plugs? I'm not done!

Henry: I can't wear a blindfold and ear plugs forever Al! I feel like Helen Keller!

Regan: Helen Keller couldn't talk.

Alejandro: Be Helen Keller Henry! Unleash your inner Helen!

Regan: She also stabbed her teacher with a fork.

Alejandro: Don't be Helen Keller!

Henry: Stop bossing me around! You don't even have a degree!

Alejandro: I am the therapist! I decide how I treat you! Now put your ear plugs back in!

Henry: Fine! But get a breath mint!

Jessi: Oh. My. Google. Al, does he know there's a llama in front of him?

Alejandro: Um… Not yet.

Jessi: And when were you going to tell him?

Alejandro: The only way he can get over this is to confront it Jessi!

Jessi: Oh my Google, how exactly are you planning on helping me get over my elevator issue?

Madison: I am so glad I'm not you.

Alejandro: Let the genius work!

Jessi: This is not going to end well. At all.

Regan: I think it's kind of funny.

Jessi: You'll change your mind when he sees the llama.

Madison: We can handle it.

Jessi: Ha. My laptop couldn't… But fine. If you think you can handle it, you can be my Human shield.

Regan: We'll be fine.

Henry: Al, I don't think this is your head…

Alejandro: Why can't you keep the ear plugs in? Of course it's my head! Have you ever felt hair so soft?

Henry: Your hair isn't this long…

Alejandro: Um… I got extensions.

Henry: In the last ten minutes?

Alejandro: Yea. Jessi put them in…

Henry: Jessi can't even put her hair back in a ponytail without help.

Jessi: Hurtful!

Henry: Al… your ears aren't this pointy.

Alejandro: …I had some work done.

Henry: I'm taking off the blind fold!

Alejandro: Henry no!

Henry: LLAMA!

*Stupid Alejandro. I, due to Henry's thrashing, now have a black eye. Madison and Regan fled the scene, but not before the llama tried to eat Madison's hair. They made it to the elevator. So much for a human shield. The stairs were a little farther. As in, past Henry. Hence, the black eye. But I was not taking the elevator. Never. Again.*

Nellie's chapter wasn't very funny, I know. I'm sorry :( I will try to make it up to you. BUT I have decided I want to do either Ian or Jonah next. SO. If yall love me will you please you review with your choice of the two (Or not the two. Whoever you feel like you just need to read)? And leave a question for them! It is not an interview if there are no questions!