A/N: I know, I'm updating slower and slower and I'm sorry! I will try to get better! I hope yall like the chapter, I kind of rushed it so it may not be that great.
Ian: What is that?
Jessi: That is your future, Teddy Bear.
Ian: Don't call me that! And what… that shouldn't even fit in this room.
Jessi: Well, it does. It took a lot of work to get it in here though, let me tell you.
Alejandro: Like you would know, we were the ones who had to get it in there!
Jessi: But it is the product of my brain child! It's worth it!
Henry: Your brain child nearly threw my back out!
Ian: Brain child?
Alejandro: Idea. Her idea.
Ian: Why can't you just say idea?
Jessi: Where's the fun in that? But it doesn't matter. It's here for a reason.
Ian: I have a feeling I'm not going to like it.
Henry: Run boy. Run.
Jessi: Quiet, you two! You're supposed to be guarding, not talking! Anyway, I got to thinking about what questions to ask you for your interview. I go through all the normal questions to ask, like is that your natural hair color, which came first the peanut or the butter, do you like sour skittles better than regular skittles, you know, stuff like that. But then I start thinking about your past, and how you never really had a childhood or fun, and I thought I would have something fun for you to do!
Ian: Okay. 1: Why would you ever think this wasn't my natural hair color? 2: the peanut is a plant, but butter is made by people, so the peanut obviously came first. 3: I don't know what skittles are so I don't know. 4: You consider these normal questions? 5: I had a very fun child hood, mind you! And 6: to redeem the child hood you think I never had, you install a mechanical bull!
Jessi: Don't do the number thing! If people do the number thing, I feel I have to reply with numbers!
Ian: You don't have to reply to all of the numbers-
Jessi: 1: I personally think that shaggy black of main of yours is actually blonde. 2: I guess that makes sense. 3: You never having skittles proves my lost childhood point! 4: Yes, I do consider those normal questions. 5: Oh yea? What was so fun about it? And 6: I rode a mechanical bull a lot when I was little! So you get to ride one!
Ian: I am not blonde! And my childhood was wonderful.
Jessi: I can so see it. I'm besides; your roots are starting to show.
Ian: My hair is not dyed!
Jessi: Me think thou doth protest too much.
Ian: I would make an awful blonde!
Jessi: Duh. Why else would you dye it black?
Ian: So if you think mine is dyed, what do you think about Natalie's?
Jessi: It's naturally black. Duh.
Ian: If you think hers is black, then why do you think mines dyed!
Jessi: Because I know it is! Stop yelling at me! I'm sorry; I didn't know you'd get so defensive about it!
Ian: I'm not defensive!
Jessi: You know what? I'm just going to leave your hair alone.
Ian: Thank you.
Jessi: Because we need to get up on Inigo!
Ian: Inigo?
Henry: She named the beast.
Jessi: Inigo is not a beast!
Ian: Why Inigo?
Jessi: After the Montoya!
Ian: … The Montoya?
Jessi: Have you never seen the Princess Bride?
Ian: The what?
Jessi: *Gasp* What? It is like a rite of passage!
Ian: I never saw it.
Jessi: It's a book too!
Ian: So why would you name the boy after a character in a novel?
Jessi: Because of the quote!
Ian: I've never seen the movie! I don't know the quote!
Jessi: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father; prepare to die!
Ian: I don't get it.
Jessi: He's a bull! Like you've never eaten a hamburger.
Ian: You're going to put me on a bull named after character who's says "You killed my father; prepare to die!"?
Jessi: I figured it was fitting. Which it is. Now get on!
Ian: No!
Jessi: Why not!
Ian: It's a mechanical bull!
Jessi: Come on Teddy Bear! Redeem your lost childhood!
Ian: And if I don't?
Jessi: Pepper spray.
Ian: Can I have a helmet?
Jessi: You're a Teddy Bear! You soft insides will cushion your fall.
Ian: What?
Jessi: Joking! We couldn't fit the usual soft flooring that goes around it in the room, so I got you a marshmallow suit.
Ian: What is a marshmallow suit?
Jessi: It's a puffy white suit to protect you for when; I mean if, you fall off.
Ian: So… I'm going to look like a marshmallow?
Jessi: No, you're going to resemble a marshmallow. Now put it on.
Ian: Really don't think…
Jessi: Please! Please Teddy Bear, please!
*I really thought it would take a lot more begging to get him in the suit. But, I guess he really did want to redeem his childhood. He put it on, and surprise, looked like a marshmallow!*
Ian: Okay… I think I'm ready.
Jessi: Yay! Let me run you through this. You are a Lucian, right?
Ian: Well, I'm a Madrigal-
Jessi: But you have Lucian training.
Ian: Yes.
Jessi: I want you to use every ounce of the training they gave you stay on Inigo. Don't let him extract revenge upon you for eating his father! Don't do it Teddy Bear! But most importantly, don't die!
Ian: Die? You know what; this might not be the best idea-
Jessi: And go!
Ian: OH MY GOOGLE!
Jessi: Get him Inigo! He killed your father!
Ian: Why aren't you cheering for me!
Jessi: DON'T DIE TEDDY BEAR!
Ian: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
*Note to all, Lucians/Madrigals are very good at mechanical bull riding. For the first bit. Until the bull gets really wild and throws them off and they hit a wall. This is why mankind invented marshmallow suits. But that's not the point, the point is he actually did it and I was very proud.*
Jessi: I can't believe you did it! You have embraced you little Ian!
Ian: What I embraced was a wall.
Jessi: You still embraced something!
Ian: Are you happy?
Jessi: Yes! Extremely!
Alejandro: So is now a good time to tell you that my little sister is coming for a visit?
Jessi: WHAT? The little beast is not allowed anywhere near me!
Henry: How is she a little beast if she's taller than you?
Jessi: Al! She's awful!
Henry: Ha. Runs in the family.
Alejandro: Offensive!
Ian: What's so bad about his sister?
Jessi: EVERYTHING!
Henry: She and Jessi don't get along.
Jessi: She is the whole reason for the elevator incident! And we all know she's the one that shaved my head! And gave me food poisoning!
Alejandro: I think you got your payback when you locked her in the lion exhibit at the zoo…
Henry: And burned off her eyebrows…
Alejandro: And gave her a bouquet of flowers with poison ivy and said it was from a secret admirer.
Jessi: As if she would have an admirer!
Alejandro: Jessi, she's my sister.
Jessi: It's okay; I don't blame you for that.
Ian: It's sad I'm going to miss this…
Jessi: Can Ian do the interview? Sinead's next and I don't think I can do it with that thing anywhere near me!
Alejandro: Actually… It was her birthday Jessi! Her birthday! She knew you were doing interviews!
Henry: Oh my Google Al, what did you do!
Alejandro: I told her someone could interview her! She just wants to be interviewed! She said it will be good practice for when she's famous…
Jessi: As if she could be famous! I'm not doing it Al!
Alejandro: Please! Please, please, please, please, please! Get someone to interview her with you!
Jessi: Like who?
Alejandro: I don't know, find someone!
Jessi: No! She's not allowed anywhere near this building!
Alejandro: What if Ian or someone did it? You don't even have to be near the room!
Jessi: Fine. Find someone to do it, she can be interviewed. But I'm talking to her. Come on, Ian.
Ian: What? Where are we going?
Jessi: I'm upset and you have never had Skittles. We are going to answer the "is sour better than regular" question.
Ian: I'm eating peasant food?
Jessi: And you'll love it.
A/N: I don't know why, but I really wanted to try out this thing with a clue hunter interviewing a character. And Alejandro's evil little sister is perfect. Okay, she's not so little, she's 14, same as me, but whatev. THE IMPORTANT QUESTION is who should do the interview? PLEASE review with your answer, and if you don't like this idea, I'm sorry, but I want to experiment. And i hope you liked Ian's chapter!