A/N: I don't know if I like this chapter or not. But I stil l wanted to try this out. Mabye I'll do it again.
Hamilton: Jonah? What are you doing here?
Jonah: I'm here for my interview. Duh.
Hamilton: No, I'm here for my interview…
Henry: Neither of you are here for your interview.
Hamilton: Hey Henry, nice to see you not chained to a wall. What do you mean? I got an email from Jessi saying she wanted me to do an interview.
Jonah: Chained to a wall? And yea, same here.
Henry: She didn't mean she was going to interview you, she meant she wanted you to do an interview.
Jonah: Isn't that kind of her job?
Henry: Not even Buffalo wings could make Jessi do this interview.
Hamilton: Should we be scared?
Jonah: Wait, who are we interviewing?
Henry: Alejandro's little sister, Carla.
Jonah: Why does she need to be interviewed?
Henry: Because, she believes she is going to be famous one day and needs the practice.
Hamilton: Yea, but if she can survive an interview with Jessi, she can do anything. We should know.
Henry: You don't want Jessi and Carla in the same room.
Hamilton: Why not?
Alejandro: It's… a… long… story…
Henry: Al, where have you been? And why are you out of breath?
Alejandro: Carla took the elevator, but I wanted to tell them what they should know, so I pushed all the buttons and ran up the stairs. Okay, Henry have you smelt your oats?
Henry: I thought you said she stopped with the perfume!
Alejandro: She wanted to wear it today.
Jonah: Oats?
Henry: Her perfume is awful and she uses way too much. Al's used to it, but I smell oats so I don't have to. I'm allergic; it makes my nose stuffy so I can't smell anything.
Jonah: I'm allergic to mangosteen.
Hamilton: You're allergic to… what?
Alejandro: Mangosteen is a fruit that takes five years to grow in extreme tropical conditions.
Hamilton: Oh. I'm allergic to medication for athlete's foot.
*Everyone steps away from Hamilton*
Alejandro: Anyway, Carla can be a bit dramatic, so be careful what you say. I advise you to not mention Jessi, lions, fire, or poison ivy. And- wait, Hamilton what are you doing here?
Hamilton: Jessi emailed me.
Alejandro: What? She wouldn't-
Jonah: Whoa! What is that smell?
Alejandro: Henry, take you oats!
Jonah: It's like… green tea and sweat. Hamilton, if you were a girl, that's what you would smell like.
Hamilton: What?
Jonah: You know, like you do now, but with green tea.
Hamilton: Are you saying I smell like sweat?
Alejandro: Okay, Hamilton it's too late to get you out of here, but try to say as little as possible and whatever you do, don't-
*Elevator dings and Al kind of squeaks and pulls Henry out of the room to stand by the door*
Carla: Al! I'm late because of you!
Alejandro: Sorry Carla! I… had a muscle spasm.
Carla: We'll talk about this later!
*And the beast enters the room*
Jonah: Hi, I'm Jonah and this is Hamilton. You must be Carla.
Carla: *Smiles* Nice to meet you. Now, we don't have much time. Hamilton, I've printed out a list of questions you can ask me.
Jonah: What am I supposed to do?
Carla: What? Oh, um, sorry Jeremiah. I didn't know I had two interviewers. You can just ask whatever.
Jonah: *Gives this really strange kind of gasp that I guess someone with a really big ego would make if someone doesn't know your name* Jeremiah!
Carla: Look, I'm sorry, if you have an issue with your name, you should probably talk to your mother about that. Anyway, Hammy, maybe you should start with your questions? *And she flutters her eyelashes*
Jonah: Hammy?
Hamilton: Do I know you from somewhere?
Carla: I don't think so.
Hamilton: *Looks at the list of questions and raises his eyebrows* Are you single?
Jonah: Is that really on there?
Carla: Shut up Jimmy. Yes, as I matter of fact I am. For now.
Hamilton: *looks back at list, ignoring Jonah's spluttering about the name thing* Are you looking for a relationship?
Jonah: *Trying to see the list* you cannot be serious.
Carla: *Sighs* I am looking for a relationship, but I just haven't found a good match for me. Yet. *Winks at Hamilton.*
Hamilton: *starring at list* Um… do you like buff men?
Jonah: I have a question!
Carla: *Glares at Jonah* What, Jerrod?
Jonah: Why are these questions on the list?
Carla: Why are you questioning my questions?
Jonah: Because they just don't seem like regular interview questions! Hamilton, back me up here!
Hamilton: He's kind of right-
Carla: Yes, Hammy, I adore buff men. You're actually pretty buff yourself; can I feel your biceps?
Jonah: We have a no touching the interviewer policy here. Back off.
Carla: Gosh, Jack, you sound like a jealous girlfriend.
Jonah: My. Name. Is. Jonah!
Carla: Like the Jonas brothers?
Jonah: AH!
Hamilton: Maybe we should move on to the next question.
Jonah: Wow. Wonder what this one's going to be about.
Hamilton: Do you enjoy long walks on the beach under the stars with really buff men? You know, I really don't feel comfortable with these questions.
Jonah: No one is!
Carla: *puts her hand over Hamilton's on the table* Why, yes, I enjoy those very much.
Jonah: *Takes Carla's hand off of Hamilton's, who is blushing.* Carla, this is weird.
Carla: There's only one more question.
Jonah: One more. Then you leave.
Hamilton: *Still blushing, looks at the last one on the list without thinking about it* will you go on a date with Mike.
Jonah: What? Who's Mike?
Hamilton: I don't know. It just says Mike.
Carla: No it doesn't!
Hamilton: Yea, it does. See, Mike.
Carla: You smudged it! It says "me"!
Hamilton: You want to date yourself?
Jonah: Hamilton! She's trying to trick you into going out with her!
*Suddenly, voices are heard from outside the door.*
Sinead: I just don't get why we had to take the stairs. Whoa, what is that smell?
Jessi: I don't know, it smells like- Al, where is she?
Alejandro: Jessi, what are you doing here?
Jessi: I'm interviewing Sinead! We went to lunch first.
Sinead: Buffalo wings. Apparently, Jessi's gotten over her bone issue.
Jessi: Why is it here?
Alejandro: Um… I don't know what you're talking about.
Jessi: I can smell that awful perfume she wears!
*I burst into the room, Sinead is following behind me*
Jessi: What are you doing here? Jonah is interviewing you tomorrow!
Jonah: Hamilton's not supposed to be here?
Hamilton: But you emailed me!
Jessi: No I didn't!
Hamilton: Yea you did! Aren't you Jessiheartswings-
Jessi: That's not my address!
Alejandro: Carla, what did you do?
Carla: I don't know what you're talking about.
Jessi: Get out of my room!
Carla: I don't see your name in it!
Jessi: GET OUT!
Sinead: What's going on?
Carla: Get out of her, you awful little red head!
Hamilton: HEY! Don't talk to her like that!
Jonah: Fight for your woman Ham!
Carla: Fight for me Hammy!
Jonah: I wasn't talking about you!
Sinead: Hamilton, why would she think he was talking about her?
Jonah: She's insane and obsessed with him!
Carla: He's my man!
*Carla, being the insane women she is, tries to hold his hand*
Sinead: Paws off you horrible little witch!
Jessi: Pull her hair!
Carla: Al! They're ganging up on me!
*Silence*
Carla: AL!
Henry: Stop screaming! He left.
Carla: He what!
Jessi: Suck it you she demon!
Henry: They started talking about wings, so I sent him to get us some.
Carla: Why couldn't you do it?
Henry: Like I would miss this?
Jessi: He's got a point.
Carla: Shut up! Come on Hammy, we're leaving!
Sinead: He's not going anywhere with you!
Carla: And what are you going to do about it?
*Sinead is now officially my role model. Whenever I have questions about life, I will go to her. Should I get a new cell phone plan? Ask Sinead. The kid behind you on the plane keeps kicking your seat? Ask Sinead. Don't know what movie to rent? Ask Sinead. Because she did the best thing a girl could do in this situation. She punched Carla and broke her nose.*
Jessi: Go Sinead, go!
Hamilton and Jonah: Whoa.
Jessi: Hit her again!
*Carla, with her bleeding nose, ran out of the room.*
Jonah: *Runs to the door* and my name is Jonah!
*Hamilton is staring at Sinead in wonder.*
Jessi: Wow, Sinead. You got a little defensive of Hamilton there, huh?
Sinead: *Blushes* Umm…
Jessi: I don't think we're going to be able to do our interview today Sinead.
Jonah: Nope, not after this.
Jessi: I really want some tea. Henry, Jonah, care to join me?
Henry: Sure. Maybe we'll catch Al before he gets back with the wings and we're gone.
Jessi: We can leave a note.
Henry: *raises eyebrows* maybe we could invite Ivan's nephew, Jessi.
Jessi: *Blushing* shut up.
Jonah: Oh? And who is Ivan's nephew?
Henry: You'll see. And he can actually speak English.
Jonah: *Smirking at me* I can't wait to meet him.
Jessi: You two are awful!
*We wrote a note for Al, and left Sinead and Hamilton alone. Okay, so I left the recorder on the table on. So sue me. But I'll respect their privacy. And never tell you what was said.*
A/N: Soooo? I'm unsure about this chapter, but I knew it was as good as it was going to get. So, Sinead is up next. OH! And thank you very much to Silver Tiger 123 because she suggested Jonah (Yall all wanted Ian, but I just did Ian last chapter. There is such a thing as too much Ian) and I loved that idea. Because I wanted to have him do it with Hamilton and she said crazy fan girl but I guess I kind of switched it over to Hamilton, but anyway, thank you very very much! So, Sinead next, review AND LEAVE HER QUESTIONS!